lonely cicada
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Writer, dad, pug owner, 60% water.
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A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
Don't think the Dems should have caved, but I am baffled by the articles stating GOP members laughing and back slapping re: not having to back down on ACA subsidies. Feels very stupid to celebrate being on the wrong side of history (and it won't even take that long to be on the wrong side)
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Don't think the Dems should have caved, but I am baffled by the articles stating GOP members laughing and back slapping re: not having to back down on ACA subsidies. Feels very stupid to celebrate being on the wrong side of history (and it won't even take that long to be on the wrong side)
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The only time Republicans ever gave an inch is when Trump had sex with Stormy.
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The only time Republicans ever gave an inch is when Trump had sex with Stormy.
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November 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Do you know how I know baseball is the greatest game? Even 2025 can’t ruin it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Do you know how I know baseball is the greatest game? Even 2025 can’t ruin it.
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Los Angeles suffered tremendously because of the wildfires. The president of the United States has wanted to make the immigrants who make the city suffer and declared war on the city. But all throughout it, L.A. makes it work daily. It’s a place where people go to make it. LA deserves this.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Los Angeles suffered tremendously because of the wildfires. The president of the United States has wanted to make the immigrants who make the city suffer and declared war on the city. But all throughout it, L.A. makes it work daily. It’s a place where people go to make it. LA deserves this.
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That was the greatest baseball game I’ve ever seen.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
That was the greatest baseball game I’ve ever seen.
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So they're saying the democratic ticket is gonna have Barack Obama on as VP in '28? Is that what I keep hearing today?
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
So they're saying the democratic ticket is gonna have Barack Obama on as VP in '28? Is that what I keep hearing today?
I’m proud of my son dancing for democracy
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I’m proud of my son dancing for democracy
<raises hand> I'm the new Duke of York. Called it first!
October 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
<raises hand> I'm the new Duke of York. Called it first!
Michael Bolton should have been indicted years ago for that terrible cover of DOCK OF THE BAY. Zing! Political humor!
October 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Michael Bolton should have been indicted years ago for that terrible cover of DOCK OF THE BAY. Zing! Political humor!
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The winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is everything Trump hates. A woman who stands up to powerful and corrupt men and demands that people have the right to vote in a democracy. Bonus Trump-hate points that she’s Latino.
Congratulations María Corina Machado! #FDT
Congratulations María Corina Machado! #FDT
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is everything Trump hates. A woman who stands up to powerful and corrupt men and demands that people have the right to vote in a democracy. Bonus Trump-hate points that she’s Latino.
Congratulations María Corina Machado! #FDT
Congratulations María Corina Machado! #FDT
I guess if you are prone to randomly blowing up people in boats they don’t give you a prize for it
October 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I guess if you are prone to randomly blowing up people in boats they don’t give you a prize for it
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I guess the Constitution was just a bunch of suggestions
October 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I guess the Constitution was just a bunch of suggestions
I know we've elected some bad people as president in the past but how did we elect the WORST person TWICE?
October 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I know we've elected some bad people as president in the past but how did we elect the WORST person TWICE?
Enough CNN. He's gross and it long ago became an embarrassment that you have him on
There's no low too low for him.
Conservative CNN Pundit Shocks Panel With Heartless Justification For Brutal Immigration Raid In Chicago
www.comicsands.com
October 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Enough CNN. He's gross and it long ago became an embarrassment that you have him on
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SNL needs to invite Colbert to play Mike Johnson.
October 2, 2025 at 8:31 AM
SNL needs to invite Colbert to play Mike Johnson.
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My husband was detained by ICE today
Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away
I have had zero contact or updates since
#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away
I have had zero contact or updates since
#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
October 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My husband was detained by ICE today
Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away
I have had zero contact or updates since
#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away
I have had zero contact or updates since
#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
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Upon hearing of Jane Goodall’s passing President Trump flung feces at his keeper Stephen Miller.
October 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Upon hearing of Jane Goodall’s passing President Trump flung feces at his keeper Stephen Miller.
What about fat Presidents?
October 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
What about fat Presidents?
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Ever since that Hegseth embarrassment earlier today, my alt-folk band Fat Generals has seen a massive uptick in bookings.
October 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ever since that Hegseth embarrassment earlier today, my alt-folk band Fat Generals has seen a massive uptick in bookings.
Our president is such a little cunt
September 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Our president is such a little cunt
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Periodic reminder that a couple dozen GOP members of Congress, 2 of the 6 wizards in robes, and/or the Cabinet could stop this any time they want to.
September 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Periodic reminder that a couple dozen GOP members of Congress, 2 of the 6 wizards in robes, and/or the Cabinet could stop this any time they want to.
This is my favorite and most painfully true post I’ve seen in weeks. Ouch
Looking forward to a 6-3 ruling against the concept of linear flow of time.
September 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This is my favorite and most painfully true post I’ve seen in weeks. Ouch