lonely cicada
@lonelycicada.bsky.social
Writer, dad, pug owner, 60% water.
I would be crying from all the fingers I accidentally cut off doing that
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I would be crying from all the fingers I accidentally cut off doing that
I"m still curious as to why nobody seems as focused on whether Trump partook in any of this. Too hard to prove?
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I"m still curious as to why nobody seems as focused on whether Trump partook in any of this. Too hard to prove?
I think you're right, especially since I have no idea what DIE MY LOVE is
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I think you're right, especially since I have no idea what DIE MY LOVE is
I dont think "barely" means what she thinks it means
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I dont think "barely" means what she thinks it means
Remember when people were on Jessica Simpson's ass for thinking CHicken of the Sea was chicken? Trump says 5 stupider things every day before 9am.
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Remember when people were on Jessica Simpson's ass for thinking CHicken of the Sea was chicken? Trump says 5 stupider things every day before 9am.
So he wants to send us money to pay insurance companies instead of… Sending money directly to the insurance companies? Just what I want. Another thing I have to do.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
So he wants to send us money to pay insurance companies instead of… Sending money directly to the insurance companies? Just what I want. Another thing I have to do.
Has "this is going on your permanent record" elementary school principal vibes
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Has "this is going on your permanent record" elementary school principal vibes
I got through to voicemail but they also have an email option. I tried to be nice :-)
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I got through to voicemail but they also have an email option. I tried to be nice :-)
I'm sure it went well
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm sure it went well
Pinewood derby car
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Pinewood derby car
Errr not to state the obvious but wasnt he LITERALLY the person who got the ball rolling for Joe to leave the race???
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Errr not to state the obvious but wasnt he LITERALLY the person who got the ball rolling for Joe to leave the race???
Space Jam 2 is almost like a dare: can it be more clunky and commercially
crass than the original? Why, yes it can.
crass than the original? Why, yes it can.
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Space Jam 2 is almost like a dare: can it be more clunky and commercially
crass than the original? Why, yes it can.
crass than the original? Why, yes it can.
maybe he's making a "joke" but find one person on the planet Earth aside from DJT who thinks he's better looking than Mamdani.
November 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
maybe he's making a "joke" but find one person on the planet Earth aside from DJT who thinks he's better looking than Mamdani.
Probably just some trick or treaters
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Probably just some trick or treaters
I know a lot will change, but if I had to pick one Dem to defeat the next GOP candidate for Prez, I'm going with Walz
October 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I know a lot will change, but if I had to pick one Dem to defeat the next GOP candidate for Prez, I'm going with Walz
A prison cell would've been nice and safe for him
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
A prison cell would've been nice and safe for him