FYI: PIP (Personal Independence Payments) is not an out-of-work benefit.

It exists to help people pay for the extra costs that come with disability.

Cutting disability benefits won’t help people who are already working, and it won’t help people back into work.

I found a gender neutral bathroom!

yeah, life fuck really IS your short friends when you think about it

RIP William Shakespeare. You would have loved the Drake/Kendrick Lamar rap feud

the government: we're reshaping the government

the citizens: (speaking up) it seems to be bad for us though perhaps it should be reshaped based on our needs

the government: (startled) gah who the fuck said that

Thought-canceling headphones

[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]

i am the horror and i will be persisting

i mean, fuck