C'est Beau En Tabarnak
@mauditetabarnak.bsky.social
Puter Nerd. Sector 001/Ithaca/NYC/Philly. Dog loving Shit poster. American for as long as they'll have me. 🏳️🌈 AF.
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Okay, who did Clippy fuck to create this little monster??
If you instantly recognize these lyrics, we can be friends.
🎶Leaning in your corner like a candidate for wax. Sidewalk social scientist don't get no satisfaction from your cigarette. It's ten to ten and time is running out. Lock up all your memories, get outa here, you know that we can run...🎶
February 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
If you instantly recognize these lyrics, we can be friends.
🎶Leaning in your corner like a candidate for wax. Sidewalk social scientist don't get no satisfaction from your cigarette. It's ten to ten and time is running out. Lock up all your memories, get outa here, you know that we can run...🎶
February 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
🎶Leaning in your corner like a candidate for wax. Sidewalk social scientist don't get no satisfaction from your cigarette. It's ten to ten and time is running out. Lock up all your memories, get outa here, you know that we can run...🎶
Let's fucken gooo!
February 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Let's fucken gooo!
I miss Belma & Tovah.
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February 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I miss Belma & Tovah.
I said this to my boss right before I was about to sign off and he asked: you're not gonna wait for the flaming email I'm about to send back to her??
Me: Oh, alright. Make it good, please.
Me: Oh, alright. Make it good, please.
I just threw this week in the ditch, doused it with kerosene and lit that shit on fire.
Now, to douse myself in whiskey.
Now, to douse myself in whiskey.
February 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I said this to my boss right before I was about to sign off and he asked: you're not gonna wait for the flaming email I'm about to send back to her??
Me: Oh, alright. Make it good, please.
Me: Oh, alright. Make it good, please.
I was never into Shania Twaint. I just don't get it, gays. Are you all the event coordinators for the Wine Mommies?
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I was never into Shania Twaint. I just don't get it, gays. Are you all the event coordinators for the Wine Mommies?
I just threw this week in the ditch, doused it with kerosene and lit that shit on fire.
Now, to douse myself in whiskey.
Now, to douse myself in whiskey.
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I just threw this week in the ditch, doused it with kerosene and lit that shit on fire.
Now, to douse myself in whiskey.
Now, to douse myself in whiskey.
He's watching Dawson's Creek. I'm going to bed.
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
He's watching Dawson's Creek. I'm going to bed.
As a citizen of this country, I care about it.
It clearly does not properly care for itself.
It clearly does not properly care for itself.
February 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
As a citizen of this country, I care about it.
It clearly does not properly care for itself.
It clearly does not properly care for itself.
The fact that most Americans do not realize how stupid this all is, is something I've known since the fahken 90's.
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The fact that most Americans do not realize how stupid this all is, is something I've known since the fahken 90's.
It's Puppy Bowl Sunday in America.
February 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
It's Puppy Bowl Sunday in America.
🎶Too low to find my way. Too high to wonder why. We've touched this place before. Somewhere in another time.🎶
Listening to Thievery Corporation while doing Performance Reviews. It's like: where I wanna be vs. where I am.
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
🎶Too low to find my way. Too high to wonder why. We've touched this place before. Somewhere in another time.🎶
Listening to Thievery Corporation while doing Performance Reviews. It's like: where I wanna be vs. where I am.
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Listening to Thievery Corporation while doing Performance Reviews. It's like: where I wanna be vs. where I am.
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No, the world wouldn’t be better if gays ran the place. We have Peter Thiel.
No, the world wouldn’t be better if women ran the place. They have Kristi Noem and Pamela Bondi.
The grass often seems greener in the world of what-ifs. Every flock has its wolves dressed as sheep tho. 🐺🐑
No, the world wouldn’t be better if women ran the place. They have Kristi Noem and Pamela Bondi.
The grass often seems greener in the world of what-ifs. Every flock has its wolves dressed as sheep tho. 🐺🐑
February 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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It's 5 o'clock. Do you care where your children are?
February 8, 2026 at 9:52 AM
It's 5 o'clock. Do you care where your children are?
When I lie down in bed...
Dog: this is an affront. You have disrupted order!
When I wake up in bed...
Dog: why you move?! I'm still cuddling.
Dog: this is an affront. You have disrupted order!
When I wake up in bed...
Dog: why you move?! I'm still cuddling.
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 AM
When I lie down in bed...
Dog: this is an affront. You have disrupted order!
When I wake up in bed...
Dog: why you move?! I'm still cuddling.
Dog: this is an affront. You have disrupted order!
When I wake up in bed...
Dog: why you move?! I'm still cuddling.
We're up to 8 attempts. Must be a slow day in Heartshe Holler.
I fat fingered the area code on my phone while trying to call someone local. I quickly hung up and redialed.
15 minutes later, I see that wrong number has called me back 5 times and left voicemails.
Why are people like this?
15 minutes later, I see that wrong number has called me back 5 times and left voicemails.
Why are people like this?
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
We're up to 8 attempts. Must be a slow day in Heartshe Holler.
I know it's not graduation, but now would be a really sweet time for Cornell to turn on the weather machine.
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I know it's not graduation, but now would be a really sweet time for Cornell to turn on the weather machine.
I fat fingered the area code on my phone while trying to call someone local. I quickly hung up and redialed.
15 minutes later, I see that wrong number has called me back 5 times and left voicemails.
Why are people like this?
15 minutes later, I see that wrong number has called me back 5 times and left voicemails.
Why are people like this?
February 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I fat fingered the area code on my phone while trying to call someone local. I quickly hung up and redialed.
15 minutes later, I see that wrong number has called me back 5 times and left voicemails.
Why are people like this?
15 minutes later, I see that wrong number has called me back 5 times and left voicemails.
Why are people like this?
I did this unintentionally. That's how I developed this strategy.
Pro tip: if you fart outside while wearing a long winter coat, you can save that crop dusting for that special someone when you get back inside.
February 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I did this unintentionally. That's how I developed this strategy.
Pro tip: if you fart outside while wearing a long winter coat, you can save that crop dusting for that special someone when you get back inside.
February 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Pro tip: if you fart outside while wearing a long winter coat, you can save that crop dusting for that special someone when you get back inside.
I meant queers, not queens. FFS
Yeah, queens gotta get better about working together. Don't start with a fight.
"Ya might wanna reboot your lesbianics system, cause you'd realize this turbodyke nonsense won't work here. That said, thanks for giving me half a dozen clues on how to drive you crazy."
Said someone just now.
Said someone just now.
February 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I meant queers, not queens. FFS
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Yeah, queens gotta get better about working together. Don't start with a fight.
"Ya might wanna reboot your lesbianics system, cause you'd realize this turbodyke nonsense won't work here. That said, thanks for giving me half a dozen clues on how to drive you crazy."
Said someone just now.
Said someone just now.
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Yeah, queens gotta get better about working together. Don't start with a fight.