Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷
@typevolant.com
Sweet French-American boy. Gay. Raises four kids. PhD. Building a startup airline. Loves to make friends around the world. Seattle & SLC.
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« Glisse-toi entre mon corps et la moquette »
Regarde-moi by Lomepal on Apple Music
Song · 2019 · Duration 2:56
music.apple.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
« Glisse-toi entre mon corps et la moquette »
Nate is gone from the Delta safety briefing 😭
January 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Nate is gone from the Delta safety briefing 😭
Harridan psychopath.
Kristi Noem accuses the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis of committing an act of "domestic terrorism"
January 8, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Harridan psychopath.
Fetid scum reporter.
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Fetid scum reporter.
2026 is telling 2020 «ta yueule bitch, tu t’assois.» 🗓️
Bitch, tu t'assois. [VIDÉO ORIGINALE]
YouTube video by RealMassi
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 3:23 AM
2026 is telling 2020 «ta yueule bitch, tu t’assois.» 🗓️
I’ll take “No shit, Sherlock 🔎”
for $10,000,000,000,000, Alex.
for $10,000,000,000,000, Alex.
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I’ll take “No shit, Sherlock 🔎”
for $10,000,000,000,000, Alex.
for $10,000,000,000,000, Alex.
Merrick Garland had ONE JOB!
Hopefully we make it to 2028. 🤞
Hopefully we make it to 2028. 🤞
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Merrick Garland had ONE JOB!
Hopefully we make it to 2028. 🤞
Hopefully we make it to 2028. 🤞
Hygge works better when you can go to bed confident that your government probably won’t invade a country while you sleep.
a mug that says let 's go wild sits on top of a pile of books
ALT: a mug that says let 's go wild sits on top of a pile of books
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Hygge works better when you can go to bed confident that your government probably won’t invade a country while you sleep.
“Sure, it’s always sweet seeing our weapons used to tamp down dissidents seeking fundamental human rights in failed nation-states that aren’t America (for now, at least).”
Good lord. 😭
Good lord. 😭
Let’s Fucking GOOOOOOOOOO! (by Lockheed Martin)
“Shares in the world’s leading defense contractor, Lockheed Martin, rose 3.5 percent on the opening of trading as the market rushed to buy into def...
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“Sure, it’s always sweet seeing our weapons used to tamp down dissidents seeking fundamental human rights in failed nation-states that aren’t America (for now, at least).”
Good lord. 😭
Good lord. 😭
9 out of 5 gays want this mirror
What’s New from LIFX at CES 2026
At CES 2026, LIFX and parent company Feit Electric unveiled what’s next for smart lighting—and it’s all about choice. Choice in how you control your lights. Choice in how you enter the smart home. An...
www.lifx.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
9 out of 5 gays want this mirror
Kidnap our president.
Trial by polar bear.
Trial by polar bear.
Maybe the people of Greenland should take the US by force
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Kidnap our president.
Trial by polar bear.
Trial by polar bear.
Some days I miss working for SNCF and being able to jump onto any TGV 🚆
tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....
tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Some days I miss working for SNCF and being able to jump onto any TGV 🚆
tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....
tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....
Sounds spicy 🌶️
Air to Ground Message:
NOTHING WITH OTHER PAX OTHER THAN BEING ABLE TO C HIS WRITINGS
Area: Virginia, USA
Type: Airbus A320
A: #a70ff958a7f
F: #fc1d64fa6a0
#acars #vdlm2
NOTHING WITH OTHER PAX OTHER THAN BEING ABLE TO C HIS WRITINGS
Area: Virginia, USA
Type: Airbus A320
A: #a70ff958a7f
F: #fc1d64fa6a0
#acars #vdlm2
January 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Sounds spicy 🌶️
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
We just went stargazing 🔭
January 7, 2026 at 4:46 AM
We just went stargazing 🔭
No winners.
a map of the world is displayed on a monitor
ALT: a map of the world is displayed on a monitor
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
No winners.
Managers who pick the shiny ai✨ thing over the thing that makes the company more money are misguided.
January 6, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Managers who pick the shiny ai✨ thing over the thing that makes the company more money are misguided.
Read this à la Yolande Ouellet.
Link: youtu.be/upDijvsuV6o?...
Link: youtu.be/upDijvsuV6o?...
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Read this à la Yolande Ouellet.
Link: youtu.be/upDijvsuV6o?...
Link: youtu.be/upDijvsuV6o?...
hi dad, I love you. 🐈⬛
January 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
hi dad, I love you. 🐈⬛
Mood.
Air to Ground Message:
WHAT R US OLD FARTS DOING WORKING THE HOLIDAY...
Area: Austin, TX, USA
A: #a3160bcf687
F: #f0539b34d73
#acars #vdlm2
WHAT R US OLD FARTS DOING WORKING THE HOLIDAY...
Area: Austin, TX, USA
A: #a3160bcf687
F: #f0539b34d73
#acars #vdlm2
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Mood.
I need the Ratliffs to star in their own Schitt’s Creek storyline to make it through 2026.
a woman with a ring on her finger is sitting at a table with plates and a glass of water
ALT: a woman with a ring on her finger is sitting at a table with plates and a glass of water
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I need the Ratliffs to star in their own Schitt’s Creek storyline to make it through 2026.
Good thing I won’t get any more kids from this. 😁
Trump Issues Executive Order Reversing All Vasectomies
WASHINGTON—Telling reporters that the move would do much to combat low U.S. fertility rates, President Donald Trump issued an executive order Friday reversing vasectomies nationwide. “We’re requiring ...
theonion.com
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Good thing I won’t get any more kids from this. 😁