Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷
@typevolant.com
Sweet French-American boy. Gay. Raises four kids. PhD. Building a startup airline. Loves to make friends around the world. Seattle & SLC.
👨❤️💋👨: @nickforbrains.bsky.social
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👨❤️💋👨: @nickforbrains.bsky.social
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THEN: how to maximize your 401(k)
NOW: how to sell your junk
NOW: how to sell your junk
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
THEN: how to maximize your 401(k)
NOW: how to sell your junk
NOW: how to sell your junk
Dropping a price by 10¢ on something that doubled in price with a 33% decrease in package size is too little too late.
Gangster capitalists just know how to shake down; they can’t build.
Gangster capitalists just know how to shake down; they can’t build.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Dropping a price by 10¢ on something that doubled in price with a 33% decrease in package size is too little too late.
Gangster capitalists just know how to shake down; they can’t build.
Gangster capitalists just know how to shake down; they can’t build.
It looks like snow, but it’s salt! 🧂
We had a great adventure.
We had a great adventure.
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It looks like snow, but it’s salt! 🧂
We had a great adventure.
We had a great adventure.
I’m just a dad.
With laundry I need to fold. 🧺
With laundry I need to fold. 🧺
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m just a dad.
With laundry I need to fold. 🧺
With laundry I need to fold. 🧺
YOU HAVE DIED OF CRINGE ☠️
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
YOU HAVE DIED OF CRINGE ☠️
He wanted to help and get the ketchup cups for his brothers. 🫠🥹
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
He wanted to help and get the ketchup cups for his brothers. 🫠🥹
YOU DO NOT GET TO “BRAVE” A PROBLEM OF YOUR OWN MAKING!
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
YOU DO NOT GET TO “BRAVE” A PROBLEM OF YOUR OWN MAKING!
THE ART OF THE DEAL
(he has such a tiny penis)
(he has such a tiny penis)
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
THE ART OF THE DEAL
(he has such a tiny penis)
(he has such a tiny penis)
The kids… they keep growing up.
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The kids… they keep growing up.
Fly high patriots 🦅 🎢
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Fly high patriots 🦅 🎢
At least congress critters will have a miserable time flying anywhere for the weekend?
4-hour average delay at National Airport (DCA) and climbing.
4-hour average delay at National Airport (DCA) and climbing.
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
At least congress critters will have a miserable time flying anywhere for the weekend?
4-hour average delay at National Airport (DCA) and climbing.
4-hour average delay at National Airport (DCA) and climbing.
I’m strangely excited by work today.
Airline Revenue Accounting Manual
Airline Revenue Accounting Manual
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’m strangely excited by work today.
Airline Revenue Accounting Manual
Airline Revenue Accounting Manual
I should call @nachochip.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I should call @nachochip.bsky.social
I would but I’m busy playing fetch with Gofrette 🐈⬛
November 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I would but I’m busy playing fetch with Gofrette 🐈⬛
Some days she still likes her spaghetti 🍝
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Some days she still likes her spaghetti 🍝
We use fire for weed control.
Flaming flamers. 🔥
Flaming flamers. 🔥
November 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
We use fire for weed control.
Flaming flamers. 🔥
Flaming flamers. 🔥
Am I in the bishop’s office in the basement of Shipp hall at BYU?
(“Deep shipp”)
(“Deep shipp”)
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Am I in the bishop’s office in the basement of Shipp hall at BYU?
(“Deep shipp”)
(“Deep shipp”)
It’s deck blowing season 🍁
November 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s deck blowing season 🍁
If you thought San Francisco to Oakland flights were short, check out SeaTac to Boeing field. 6 miles apart!
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If you thought San Francisco to Oakland flights were short, check out SeaTac to Boeing field. 6 miles apart!
It hangs above the dryer.
October 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It hangs above the dryer.
One little
Two little
Three little Chesters… 🎶
🫣
Two little
Three little Chesters… 🎶
🫣
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
One little
Two little
Three little Chesters… 🎶
🫣
Two little
Three little Chesters… 🎶
🫣
For the viewers playing at home. ✈️
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
For the viewers playing at home. ✈️
