James
@jde1990.bsky.social
As seen on TV. Former nemesis of Elton John and Azealia Banks. Do engineering bits & bobs. Love to travel. Welcome to my eclectic collection of things I've thought worthy of seeing, saying, sorting.
📍 Midlands, UK
📍 Midlands, UK
I wonder which room the log burner is in? 🤔
January 16, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I wonder which room the log burner is in? 🤔
Weekend again. Marvellous. Let’s have a nap.
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Weekend again. Marvellous. Let’s have a nap.
1½ hours of back-to-back Teams calls to round off the week...
January 16, 2026 at 1:27 PM
1½ hours of back-to-back Teams calls to round off the week...
I wasn’t expecting the last few minutes of John Bishop’s new stand-up to make me cry 😅
January 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I wasn’t expecting the last few minutes of John Bishop’s new stand-up to make me cry 😅
Scrolling through channels and pretty sure the BBC just cast a net through the gay villages to fill the Traitors castle
January 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Scrolling through channels and pretty sure the BBC just cast a net through the gay villages to fill the Traitors castle
Time to catch up on The Night Manager. Might as well as the cat has my coat.
January 15, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Time to catch up on The Night Manager. Might as well as the cat has my coat.
Plenty of rough trade in Aldi this evening 😏
January 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Plenty of rough trade in Aldi this evening 😏
Would love a nap but also need food. Grrr.
January 14, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Would love a nap but also need food. Grrr.
Finally done for the day. Nice to get out the house but exhausted. Looks like the gays are taking over one of my client’s offices too.
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Finally done for the day. Nice to get out the house but exhausted. Looks like the gays are taking over one of my client’s offices too.
6am alarm and I’m off to Hull. Such joy.
January 14, 2026 at 7:03 AM
6am alarm and I’m off to Hull. Such joy.
Taking applications for hugs
January 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Taking applications for hugs
Sat in a planning meeting and fairly sure I need to get out of consultancy. I cant be arsed with all this scrabbling around for work.
January 13, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Sat in a planning meeting and fairly sure I need to get out of consultancy. I cant be arsed with all this scrabbling around for work.
Finally a break between calls. What a time to be alive.
January 13, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Finally a break between calls. What a time to be alive.
If I won the lottery, I might invest a little bit in arranging a hit on this twat of a client
January 13, 2026 at 9:33 AM
If I won the lottery, I might invest a little bit in arranging a hit on this twat of a client
I need to diversify my friend circle. The ones who don’t reply obviously don’t care.
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I need to diversify my friend circle. The ones who don’t reply obviously don’t care.
I’m guessing the BBC is after some kind of approval or money if they’re thanking viewers for paying for them
January 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I’m guessing the BBC is after some kind of approval or money if they’re thanking viewers for paying for them
Monday complete. Brew?
January 12, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Monday complete. Brew?
Our salary sacrifice supplier is going to hate me; just sent a list of 38 cars they haven't provided pricing for that I want to know about 🤭
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Our salary sacrifice supplier is going to hate me; just sent a list of 38 cars they haven't provided pricing for that I want to know about 🤭
Day 7 of work this year and think I need a holiday. Or a new job. Or a lottery win. Or a sugar daddy.
January 12, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Day 7 of work this year and think I need a holiday. Or a new job. Or a lottery win. Or a sugar daddy.
Monday morning multi-tasking. Teams call underway but also the cat is getting more demanding for breakfast.
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Monday morning multi-tasking. Teams call underway but also the cat is getting more demanding for breakfast.
Nice light entertainment with Nuremberg on Sky Cinema. Has the hot guy from Bridget Jones so that’s a bonus.
January 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Nice light entertainment with Nuremberg on Sky Cinema. Has the hot guy from Bridget Jones so that’s a bonus.
Last day of caravanning for a little while. It’s been fun!
January 11, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Last day of caravanning for a little while. It’s been fun!
Fitted dearest’s sister’s smart heating. Wish I hadn’t. Miserable sow.
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Fitted dearest’s sister’s smart heating. Wish I hadn’t. Miserable sow.
