C'est Beau En Tabarnak
@mauditetabarnak.bsky.social
Puter Nerd. Sector 001/Ithaca/NYC/Philly. Dog loving Shit poster. American for as long as they'll have me. 🏳️🌈 AF.
BAHAHAHAHA! Bitch, you CLEARLY don't know me.
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
BAHAHAHAHA! Bitch, you CLEARLY don't know me.
Last saved meme is your...NO. It's Monday, so no.
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Last saved meme is your...NO. It's Monday, so no.
HR announcing changes to the nomination process for the Country Music Awards to loyal employees.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
HR announcing changes to the nomination process for the Country Music Awards to loyal employees.
Various student apartments near Ithaca College are draped in sheets adorned with graffiti derogatory of SUNY Cortland's football team, their students and moms.
This is "the biggest little game in college football." This is The Cortaca Jug.
This is "the biggest little game in college football." This is The Cortaca Jug.
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Various student apartments near Ithaca College are draped in sheets adorned with graffiti derogatory of SUNY Cortland's football team, their students and moms.
This is "the biggest little game in college football." This is The Cortaca Jug.
This is "the biggest little game in college football." This is The Cortaca Jug.
Black balled.
October 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Black balled.
Where the fuck you whores at?!
October 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Where the fuck you whores at?!
Executing prime directive.
October 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Executing prime directive.
Maeve [staring at my boots]: Nice lesbian shit kickers ya got on there. I might have to call in to see if you're authorized.
Me: U-Haul??
Maeve: No. Subaru. That's still ours, at least, until you buy another one.
Me: U-Haul??
Maeve: No. Subaru. That's still ours, at least, until you buy another one.
October 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Maeve [staring at my boots]: Nice lesbian shit kickers ya got on there. I might have to call in to see if you're authorized.
Me: U-Haul??
Maeve: No. Subaru. That's still ours, at least, until you buy another one.
Me: U-Haul??
Maeve: No. Subaru. That's still ours, at least, until you buy another one.
Dearest Gertrude,
I have now lost two brothers in arms in our righteous struggle against the plows, hill people and DWIs. Even so, I stand fast and continue the fight for our flyers, star rebates, and prime packages knowing it be a just cause and that the Lord is on our side.
I have now lost two brothers in arms in our righteous struggle against the plows, hill people and DWIs. Even so, I stand fast and continue the fight for our flyers, star rebates, and prime packages knowing it be a just cause and that the Lord is on our side.
October 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Dearest Gertrude,
I have now lost two brothers in arms in our righteous struggle against the plows, hill people and DWIs. Even so, I stand fast and continue the fight for our flyers, star rebates, and prime packages knowing it be a just cause and that the Lord is on our side.
I have now lost two brothers in arms in our righteous struggle against the plows, hill people and DWIs. Even so, I stand fast and continue the fight for our flyers, star rebates, and prime packages knowing it be a just cause and that the Lord is on our side.
"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"
October 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"
The Last Yakuza
September 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The Last Yakuza
You might say I'm rather...east coast.
September 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You might say I'm rather...east coast.
America, every morning.
September 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
America, every morning.
Depression can't stop me from looking my best
September 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Depression can't stop me from looking my best
Hadn't thought about this, but it made my inner child giggle.
September 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hadn't thought about this, but it made my inner child giggle.
The hot dogs are done when they look like what you see if you think about RFK Jr's dick.
August 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The hot dogs are done when they look like what you see if you think about RFK Jr's dick.
Supercell heading right for the New York State Fair just as the Chevy Concert Series is about to begin.
August 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Supercell heading right for the New York State Fair just as the Chevy Concert Series is about to begin.
Shrimp po' boy with lettuce and heirloom tomatoes that, of course, includes a generous helping of Paul Prudhomme's rèmoulade.
August 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Shrimp po' boy with lettuce and heirloom tomatoes that, of course, includes a generous helping of Paul Prudhomme's rèmoulade.