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Logan Gardner
@logangardner.bsky.social
31 year old trans girl.

Pronouns (she/her/they)

The biggest girl on the block at 6'7"
Half scary punk half pretty princess.
Music nerd, wine nerd, and normal nerd.

Mostly sfw....I think, probably depends on your work.
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July 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Look, I am rabbid for any Muppets meet X crossover. They just make everything better, but can we imagine peppe and rizzo in quarks bar for a moment.
Everyone! Omg! Listen

Muppets Star Trek
July 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I will always repost this. I love that my state refuses to give them this back, makes me chuckle a whole lot.
Although various groups in Virginia have requested that the flag be returned, beginning as early as 1960, Minnesota has repeatedly declined to return it, with Governor Jesse Ventura (serving 1999–2003) asking "Why? I mean, we won.”

Get bent losers -
28th Virginia battle flag - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
July 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
*Slams card on the table.*
I want them all!!!
Everything reminds me of him.
July 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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ABBOT: oh my god Diddy got arrested!

COSTELLO: did he?

ABBOT: I just said that, Diddy got arrested

COSTELLO: did who get arrested??

ABBOT: Diddy!

COSTELLO: what are you askin me for? did he what?

ABBOT: im not askin, i’m tellin you Diddy got arrested

COSTELLO: i’m asking, what did he do
September 17, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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Mechanic: Here's your problem. You broke a tie rod. Have you been driving around ditches slamming burnt witches in this thing?

Rob Zombie (sheepishly): maybe
February 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Time for the crusade against my facial hair to continue. Let my dysphoria grow so I can try to epilate my face.
June 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Got to play blood bowl today. I forgot how much fun it is to play in person.
February 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Recommended a Riesling to a customer and she said she "doesn't buy German wine, because, you know, WWII".

Reader, she ended up buying an Italian wine.
January 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Marcille Donuto from Dunkin Meshi
November 7, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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First juni sweatshirt!
November 7, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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Bernie coming in hard and not fucking around. The democrats fucked everyone in 2016. I’m still pissed about it
November 6, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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Star Trek is literally just "what if Posadism worked"

That's canon
October 23, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Absolutely wild to me that stalker has ultrawide support and so many modern games do not.
October 23, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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✨ 🎃 manifesting 🎃 ✨
Pumpkin Patch. 🎃
October 6, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Oct 2014-Oct 2024
October 5, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I had multiple school lessons and homework about reading maps and planning road trips.
We bought road atlases and learned how to read maps.

I STILL have road atlases because they're really helpful in planning road trips.

Now excuse me, I have to take my Metamucil and rub Icy Hot on my joints.
Never really thought about it but there is a MapQuest microgeneration (of which I am a member): I remember navigating with the help of printed-out MapQuest directions, but I really truly don't know how people got to new places before that.
January 7, 2024 at 2:02 AM
I feel so pretty! Beeing a girl is the missing piece. I love it and it bri g a bit of joy to me I dod t kniw was possible.
December 11, 2023 at 7:04 AM
I don't want to complain because I am safe and surrounded by people who love me. But it is really really hard to fully be open with gender when my mother and aunt are actively helping pass anti-trans legislation. It just makes me sad and feel icky.
December 1, 2023 at 8:19 AM
This dress is rapidly becoming my favorite piece of clothes ever.
December 1, 2023 at 7:47 AM
The best thing about vinyl collections is forgetting you have certain albums till you go to listen to some.

This skeet brought to you by modest mouse: we were dead before the ship even sank.
November 23, 2023 at 3:53 AM
I have never felt so secure in my gender as this. Holy shit I am a woman and feel so amazing!!!
November 23, 2023 at 3:35 AM
I love the story of how the Velvet underground broke up.

I can expound on it for miles and miles of text, but the TLDR is that by chasing the idea of pop success Lou Reed chopped the group into nothingness and lost the soul of who they were.

1/2
November 11, 2023 at 5:22 AM
Teenage mortgage is a great band that rips some old school punk. Would recommend them highly.
November 4, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Had a beautiful St. Emilion tonight. Absolutely needed the two hours of decanting, but the noise was so nice I just smelled it for close to45 min.
November 2, 2023 at 3:33 AM