Local Yokel
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BBQ, Bourbon, Sooners Football. Sometimes politics, military, international affairs, and disasters.
Sometimes the timeline gives you two bangers back to back and you’ve got to serve them up together.
December 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes the timeline gives you two bangers back to back and you’ve got to serve them up together.
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Every day he wakes up and posts a new complaint about the existence of people who aren’t exactly like him and how they shouldn’t be allowed to be here because he doesn’t like it
December 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Every day he wakes up and posts a new complaint about the existence of people who aren’t exactly like him and how they shouldn’t be allowed to be here because he doesn’t like it
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"It's not really an idea unless someone who looks like me comes up with it" is a WILD fucking topic for a moral lecture article
December 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
"It's not really an idea unless someone who looks like me comes up with it" is a WILD fucking topic for a moral lecture article
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Navy finishes the regular season with the same record as Notre Dame, but Navy also has a bowl bid
December 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Navy finishes the regular season with the same record as Notre Dame, but Navy also has a bowl bid
Watched Wake Up Dead Man last night. Really good movie, highly recommend giving it a go.
December 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Watched Wake Up Dead Man last night. Really good movie, highly recommend giving it a go.
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An entire cohort absolutely ruined by the realization they would never be better writers than TNC and resolved never to let it happen again
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
An entire cohort absolutely ruined by the realization they would never be better writers than TNC and resolved never to let it happen again
I get why Oklahoma is such a polarizing choice—we’ve answered the question that literally no one has asked—“But what if Iowa had a bunch of 4 and 5 star players and a QB that you can’t tell if he’s really good or ass?”
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I get why Oklahoma is such a polarizing choice—we’ve answered the question that literally no one has asked—“But what if Iowa had a bunch of 4 and 5 star players and a QB that you can’t tell if he’s really good or ass?”
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Of all the SEC rematches, why must the public be subjected to OU vs Bama again?
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Of all the SEC rematches, why must the public be subjected to OU vs Bama again?
Man, I’m glad OU didn’t have to play in a conference title game bc we are *so injured*…. But if you do play, don’t get drowned in the toilet.
Bama just should not be in the playoffs, it cheapens the game that there are no consequences and a rematch from November is a bad entertainment product.
Bama just should not be in the playoffs, it cheapens the game that there are no consequences and a rematch from November is a bad entertainment product.
The SEC deserves favoritism because it's the best conference in college football by many miles. But you have to draw a line somewhere
this, and seeding them AHEAD of The U is insulting. the favoritism the SEC gets is ridiculous.
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Man, I’m glad OU didn’t have to play in a conference title game bc we are *so injured*…. But if you do play, don’t get drowned in the toilet.
Bama just should not be in the playoffs, it cheapens the game that there are no consequences and a rematch from November is a bad entertainment product.
Bama just should not be in the playoffs, it cheapens the game that there are no consequences and a rematch from November is a bad entertainment product.
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probably my most traditionalist opinion about the playoff is that they shouldn’t have set up two regular season rematches
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
probably my most traditionalist opinion about the playoff is that they shouldn’t have set up two regular season rematches
What the hell is going on with these camera angles and zooms in the ACC game?
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What the hell is going on with these camera angles and zooms in the ACC game?
Sooner Nation is positively levitating right now.
I do sort of enjoy how this CFP forces everyone to get on their knees and beg. Alabama, Texas, nobody’s above it.
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Sooner Nation is positively levitating right now.
I’ve always said, that Illinois’s State is a quality win!
December 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I’ve always said, that Illinois’s State is a quality win!
Look man, I get why everyone is dunking on this…. But SOE was fucking awesome and I would unapologetically watch a series of tight neo-noir SOE spy thrillers set in the Nazi Occupied Europe.
Casablanca 2: The Squeakuel
Casablanca 3: The Search for Sam
Casablanca 4: Black in Blanca
Casablanca 5: Tangier Drift
Casablanca 6: Citizens on Patrol
Casablanca 3: The Search for Sam
Casablanca 4: Black in Blanca
Casablanca 5: Tangier Drift
Casablanca 6: Citizens on Patrol
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Look man, I get why everyone is dunking on this…. But SOE was fucking awesome and I would unapologetically watch a series of tight neo-noir SOE spy thrillers set in the Nazi Occupied Europe.
I think I’d like OU to play Bedlam or Nebraska every Thanksgiving Weekend.
We can play Mizzou the week before, that’s fine.
But would love a OSU/Neb game to end every year.
We can play Mizzou the week before, that’s fine.
But would love a OSU/Neb game to end every year.
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I think I’d like OU to play Bedlam or Nebraska every Thanksgiving Weekend.
We can play Mizzou the week before, that’s fine.
But would love a OSU/Neb game to end every year.
We can play Mizzou the week before, that’s fine.
But would love a OSU/Neb game to end every year.
I’m really looking forward to giving Trump the Akhenaten treatment on all buildings and monuments.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’m really looking forward to giving Trump the Akhenaten treatment on all buildings and monuments.
All the international stuff suddenly ignoring the domestic situation is a very clear indicator of Trumps weakness. The problem is that it’s also extremely dangerous for nations he perceives he has the ability to bully.
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
All the international stuff suddenly ignoring the domestic situation is a very clear indicator of Trumps weakness. The problem is that it’s also extremely dangerous for nations he perceives he has the ability to bully.
Has anyone considered: solve the Miami and ND conundrum by excluding both of them and putting in Vandy instead.
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Has anyone considered: solve the Miami and ND conundrum by excluding both of them and putting in Vandy instead.
I love the genre of mid 30’s/early 40’s 3 hacks to retire early.
They all are like 1) don’t spend money on anything; 2) don’t have kids; 3) make $250k a year.
And let me tell you I already do 1, ignoring 2 makes doing 1 impossible, and US household AMI is $84,000 per year.
They all are like 1) don’t spend money on anything; 2) don’t have kids; 3) make $250k a year.
And let me tell you I already do 1, ignoring 2 makes doing 1 impossible, and US household AMI is $84,000 per year.
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I love the genre of mid 30’s/early 40’s 3 hacks to retire early.
They all are like 1) don’t spend money on anything; 2) don’t have kids; 3) make $250k a year.
And let me tell you I already do 1, ignoring 2 makes doing 1 impossible, and US household AMI is $84,000 per year.
They all are like 1) don’t spend money on anything; 2) don’t have kids; 3) make $250k a year.
And let me tell you I already do 1, ignoring 2 makes doing 1 impossible, and US household AMI is $84,000 per year.
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Do the Hogs think he’s bringing FedEx with him?
SOURCE: Memphis coach Ryan Silverfield is set to become the new head coach at Arkansas. Brett McMurphy first reported the move. Silverfield's teams went 29-9 the past three years.
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Do the Hogs think he’s bringing FedEx with him?
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I’m so proud of my Sooners.
And in the spirit of good sportsmanship I’d also like to wish a hearty GET F’ED to Lincoln Riley and all horns. 😂
And in the spirit of good sportsmanship I’d also like to wish a hearty GET F’ED to Lincoln Riley and all horns. 😂
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I’m so proud of my Sooners.
And in the spirit of good sportsmanship I’d also like to wish a hearty GET F’ED to Lincoln Riley and all horns. 😂
And in the spirit of good sportsmanship I’d also like to wish a hearty GET F’ED to Lincoln Riley and all horns. 😂
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"Saying He Won't Invade Czechoslovakia, Then Invading Czechoslovakia, Hitler Displays Contradictions: Reichskanzler Hitler's statements on radio less than 24 hours apart shows dissonance in his Munich promises."
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"Saying He Won't Invade Czechoslovakia, Then Invading Czechoslovakia, Hitler Displays Contradictions: Reichskanzler Hitler's statements on radio less than 24 hours apart shows dissonance in his Munich promises."
My coach is notably not a whiny bitch. Anyone, anywhere, any time. Love it.
But yeah, love to host in Norman!
But yeah, love to host in Norman!
Asked Brent Venables if #Sooners deserved a home playoff game: “I’d just love an invitation, whether it’s on the road (or wherever). I’ve spent no time looking at that. … They’re not listening to me. … Wherever they ask us to play, we’ll show up."
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My coach is notably not a whiny bitch. Anyone, anywhere, any time. Love it.
But yeah, love to host in Norman!
But yeah, love to host in Norman!