Every day he wakes up and posts a new complaint about the existence of people who aren’t exactly like him and how they shouldn’t be allowed to be here because he doesn’t like it

"It's not really an idea unless someone who looks like me comes up with it" is a WILD fucking topic for a moral lecture article

An entire cohort absolutely ruined by the realization they would never be better writers than TNC and resolved never to let it happen again

The answer of course is we might win a National Championship by scoring less than 80 points in 4 games. Or we might lose in the first round.

We’ve become Schroedinger’s Crimson Iowa.

Of all the SEC rematches, why must the public be subjected to OU vs Bama again?

The whole ass stadium is empty

Also the upper deck of this stadium is EMPTY

I’d accept “murderous dysentery” or “murderous starvation” bc man that how that usually actually went. But “murderous fire” is literally the point in every army after the Italian Wars.