A Lizard Lady
@locallizardlady.bsky.social
Reptile fancier, anarchist, feminist. I build online community and help young people find their path. Adoptee, mother and sister. If you're still mad at me from something from twitter, I'm on and always have been on reddit. lustylizardlady.
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"so many girls, so little time"
It's telling that all these birthday wishes reference consuming girls together. I hope it isn't lost in all this horror how men bond with other men over the consumption of women (& even girls). Epstein is only extraordinary bc he & his "friends" were so wealthy.
It's telling that all these birthday wishes reference consuming girls together. I hope it isn't lost in all this horror how men bond with other men over the consumption of women (& even girls). Epstein is only extraordinary bc he & his "friends" were so wealthy.
September 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
"so many girls, so little time"
It's telling that all these birthday wishes reference consuming girls together. I hope it isn't lost in all this horror how men bond with other men over the consumption of women (& even girls). Epstein is only extraordinary bc he & his "friends" were so wealthy.
It's telling that all these birthday wishes reference consuming girls together. I hope it isn't lost in all this horror how men bond with other men over the consumption of women (& even girls). Epstein is only extraordinary bc he & his "friends" were so wealthy.
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June 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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The zionist entity has cut off Gaza's internet access.
They are unable to communicate with the outside world.
If you pray, please pray for Gaza.
If you have any platform, any audience, please talk about Gaza.
They are unable to communicate with the outside world.
If you pray, please pray for Gaza.
If you have any platform, any audience, please talk about Gaza.
June 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The zionist entity has cut off Gaza's internet access.
They are unable to communicate with the outside world.
If you pray, please pray for Gaza.
If you have any platform, any audience, please talk about Gaza.
They are unable to communicate with the outside world.
If you pray, please pray for Gaza.
If you have any platform, any audience, please talk about Gaza.
Have you ever had enough time to track down someone who hasn't posted on a website in like 6 months to ask them to delete their Twitter account? Like what the fuck kind of special loser is this lmao
No, you're just a (small and niche) well known asshole. You got pissy at people on Twitter for disagreeing with you then hypocritically still use twitter. Here's a. Idea to prove you're not a complete coward: delete your Fing twitter, miss hag-i-licuous. You're comedy.
June 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Have you ever had enough time to track down someone who hasn't posted on a website in like 6 months to ask them to delete their Twitter account? Like what the fuck kind of special loser is this lmao
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Everytime you see me repost this it's bc @bsky.app has deleted his account again, despite the fact he follows every rule this site imposes.
They are ONLY DOING IT BC HE'S PALESTINIAN
They are ONLY DOING IT BC HE'S PALESTINIAN
They keep deleting Mohamed's accounts despite the fact he only posts farm pics, please share his campaign link
Your donations helped us send $20 on to @mohamed-ahmed.bsky.social yesterday.
It's not much but it's something, and all we have is each other.
Who can match us? If you can, please contribute, if you can't please boost! 🙏💚
gofund.me/4550e8b6
It's not much but it's something, and all we have is each other.
Who can match us? If you can, please contribute, if you can't please boost! 🙏💚
gofund.me/4550e8b6
June 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Everytime you see me repost this it's bc @bsky.app has deleted his account again, despite the fact he follows every rule this site imposes.
They are ONLY DOING IT BC HE'S PALESTINIAN
They are ONLY DOING IT BC HE'S PALESTINIAN
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it was a sign to me that #adoptees are finally being heard when @gretchensisson.bsky.social , who isn’t adopted, replied to someone asking “What options for family-building are left without adoption?” with “No one is owed a child.”
May 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
it was a sign to me that #adoptees are finally being heard when @gretchensisson.bsky.social , who isn’t adopted, replied to someone asking “What options for family-building are left without adoption?” with “No one is owed a child.”
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Oh I am not shitposting, folks.
Stephen Miller, his wife, and Elon are widely rumored to be a throuple.
Now Miller's wife is leaving the Trump team to be with Musk & LITERALLY PER THE NEW YORK TIMES Stephen is angrily subtweeting Musk.
They actually put it in the paper of record that he was mad
Stephen Miller, his wife, and Elon are widely rumored to be a throuple.
Now Miller's wife is leaving the Trump team to be with Musk & LITERALLY PER THE NEW YORK TIMES Stephen is angrily subtweeting Musk.
They actually put it in the paper of record that he was mad
Meanwhile Stephen Miller is furiously subtweeting Musk on X
May 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Oh I am not shitposting, folks.
Stephen Miller, his wife, and Elon are widely rumored to be a throuple.
Now Miller's wife is leaving the Trump team to be with Musk & LITERALLY PER THE NEW YORK TIMES Stephen is angrily subtweeting Musk.
They actually put it in the paper of record that he was mad
Stephen Miller, his wife, and Elon are widely rumored to be a throuple.
Now Miller's wife is leaving the Trump team to be with Musk & LITERALLY PER THE NEW YORK TIMES Stephen is angrily subtweeting Musk.
They actually put it in the paper of record that he was mad
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If I’ve stumbled across one bit of wisdom in my life, it’s this:
Every subject, every job, and every person is more complicated than they look like from the outside.
(It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that.)
Every subject, every job, and every person is more complicated than they look like from the outside.
(It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that.)
May 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If I’ve stumbled across one bit of wisdom in my life, it’s this:
Every subject, every job, and every person is more complicated than they look like from the outside.
(It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that.)
Every subject, every job, and every person is more complicated than they look like from the outside.
(It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that.)
My dog ate her heartworm pill today without any fuss. I should buy a lottery ticket.
May 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My dog ate her heartworm pill today without any fuss. I should buy a lottery ticket.
My neighbors have asked me to represent my parents and show up at the HOA meeting to talk to the young man who thinks he's a big shot. Looking forward to this, tbh.
May 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My neighbors have asked me to represent my parents and show up at the HOA meeting to talk to the young man who thinks he's a big shot. Looking forward to this, tbh.
I can summarize my recent experience of social media as people asking if the Pope is Catholic and then being mad the answer is yes.
May 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I can summarize my recent experience of social media as people asking if the Pope is Catholic and then being mad the answer is yes.
This may be the most delusional take I've seen about the new Pope, and that's saying something. Do people never really think about how wealthy the Catholic church is?
May 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This may be the most delusional take I've seen about the new Pope, and that's saying something. Do people never really think about how wealthy the Catholic church is?
The more I read about men’s entitlement, the more I tell young women: men are just not worth fucking with.
They’ll raw you because “it feels better,” talk you out of an abortion, accuse you of baby-trapping them, and then talk shit about single moms.
Calling them out means you're, "bitter."
🥱
They’ll raw you because “it feels better,” talk you out of an abortion, accuse you of baby-trapping them, and then talk shit about single moms.
Calling them out means you're, "bitter."
🥱
May 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The more I read about men’s entitlement, the more I tell young women: men are just not worth fucking with.
They’ll raw you because “it feels better,” talk you out of an abortion, accuse you of baby-trapping them, and then talk shit about single moms.
Calling them out means you're, "bitter."
🥱
They’ll raw you because “it feels better,” talk you out of an abortion, accuse you of baby-trapping them, and then talk shit about single moms.
Calling them out means you're, "bitter."
🥱
Apparently my shitposting on twitter hit so hard someone's been stalking me on here since I left. This has not made the impression I suspect they'd like it to make on me and I'm delighted to find I've upset them so much I apparently live in their head rent free.
May 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Apparently my shitposting on twitter hit so hard someone's been stalking me on here since I left. This has not made the impression I suspect they'd like it to make on me and I'm delighted to find I've upset them so much I apparently live in their head rent free.
This is the behavior of someone who has nothing going on of value in their life and wants to make it someone else's problem.
Hey, @locallizardlady.bsky.social how come you're still blocking people on Twitter if you're done with it? You're hypocritical asshole. And a apparently a whiny bitch too. Don't you freak out and try to "shame" people on your public profile? You're not even that big. Get an actual life.
May 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is the behavior of someone who has nothing going on of value in their life and wants to make it someone else's problem.
Stumbled across the eulogy I wrote my best friend this morning.
“She was vibrant, outgoing, technicolor in a black and white world.”
I wish everyone could find the kind of love for each other she had. I wish I could find the me inside myself she brought out without her.
“She was vibrant, outgoing, technicolor in a black and white world.”
I wish everyone could find the kind of love for each other she had. I wish I could find the me inside myself she brought out without her.
May 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Stumbled across the eulogy I wrote my best friend this morning.
“She was vibrant, outgoing, technicolor in a black and white world.”
I wish everyone could find the kind of love for each other she had. I wish I could find the me inside myself she brought out without her.
“She was vibrant, outgoing, technicolor in a black and white world.”
I wish everyone could find the kind of love for each other she had. I wish I could find the me inside myself she brought out without her.
Donald Trump going after Karl Rove for being wrong about everything tickles my funny bone. Girlie pop, that's what they gonna say about you, too.
May 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Donald Trump going after Karl Rove for being wrong about everything tickles my funny bone. Girlie pop, that's what they gonna say about you, too.
I wonder sometimes if people REALLY think about how much work there will be to just rebuild the shit that got broken. Our social security system will need to be rebuilt and everyone issued a new number if it's ever going to be secure again, for example.
May 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I wonder sometimes if people REALLY think about how much work there will be to just rebuild the shit that got broken. Our social security system will need to be rebuilt and everyone issued a new number if it's ever going to be secure again, for example.
Recently learned that if the male doesn't act right the female bonobos gang up on him and sometimes bite off the ol' fruit and veg about it. We don't castrate men enough in human society, tbh. Especially the rapists.
May 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Recently learned that if the male doesn't act right the female bonobos gang up on him and sometimes bite off the ol' fruit and veg about it. We don't castrate men enough in human society, tbh. Especially the rapists.
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You should check on your immigrant friends
One of my friends is carrying copies of his documents on his phone and relying on the fact that he knows his rights and lays low
I am wholly American and I don't even feel safe because I have brown skin and live in an area with a high immigrant population
One of my friends is carrying copies of his documents on his phone and relying on the fact that he knows his rights and lays low
I am wholly American and I don't even feel safe because I have brown skin and live in an area with a high immigrant population
May 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
You should check on your immigrant friends
One of my friends is carrying copies of his documents on his phone and relying on the fact that he knows his rights and lays low
I am wholly American and I don't even feel safe because I have brown skin and live in an area with a high immigrant population
One of my friends is carrying copies of his documents on his phone and relying on the fact that he knows his rights and lays low
I am wholly American and I don't even feel safe because I have brown skin and live in an area with a high immigrant population
Just got back from another site readin on stuff and.. folks — Bernie is old. Like, he ain't changed, *we* moved on.
What's the point of the leftist firing squad around a man who's already got one foot in the grave?
Be the young change you wanna see, and maybe celebrate your elders while they live.
What's the point of the leftist firing squad around a man who's already got one foot in the grave?
Be the young change you wanna see, and maybe celebrate your elders while they live.
May 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Just got back from another site readin on stuff and.. folks — Bernie is old. Like, he ain't changed, *we* moved on.
What's the point of the leftist firing squad around a man who's already got one foot in the grave?
Be the young change you wanna see, and maybe celebrate your elders while they live.
What's the point of the leftist firing squad around a man who's already got one foot in the grave?
Be the young change you wanna see, and maybe celebrate your elders while they live.
News Comedy
Waiting on the day
people realize
Bill Maher is high
on his own farts
and stop listening.
Waiting on the day
people realize
Bill Maher is high
on his own farts
and stop listening.
May 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
News Comedy
Waiting on the day
people realize
Bill Maher is high
on his own farts
and stop listening.
Waiting on the day
people realize
Bill Maher is high
on his own farts
and stop listening.
I'm so fucking mad about this woman who suffered HOME INVASION by ICE Agent who committed robbery. We have GOT to start making plans to seriously rebel or they'll break into YOUR home and try to see YOUR teenage daughter in her underwear.
May 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm so fucking mad about this woman who suffered HOME INVASION by ICE Agent who committed robbery. We have GOT to start making plans to seriously rebel or they'll break into YOUR home and try to see YOUR teenage daughter in her underwear.
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Billionaire tax cuts funded by kids giving up dolls.
May 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Billionaire tax cuts funded by kids giving up dolls.
I need people to stop saying that MS13 was "photoshopped" it makes it sound understandable. Text was overlayed on the picture. It's not a fucking photoshop job, it's literally just a text overlay. You could do it on paint. Calling it photoshopping makes it sound like they were trying to confuse him.
May 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I need people to stop saying that MS13 was "photoshopped" it makes it sound understandable. Text was overlayed on the picture. It's not a fucking photoshop job, it's literally just a text overlay. You could do it on paint. Calling it photoshopping makes it sound like they were trying to confuse him.