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Angle
@local-angel.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Dni facists, paraphiles, queerphobes, racists and xenophobes of any kind, ableists and other pricks
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Looking for advice on how to handle two passive aggressive boomers who bring out the worst in me. Asking for a friend. Absolutely not about spending the next 24 hours with parents.
December 25, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Looking for advice on how to handle two passive aggressive boomers who bring out the worst in me. Asking for a friend. Absolutely not about spending the next 24 hours with parents.
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(Dark) God Bless Us, Everyone!
![An historic moment: Santa and Robert Smith reach an agreement that will allow Goths to celebrate Christmas.
[Picture of Robert Smith shaking Santa's hand]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tcvpjkdcsdotgvcgdf6epyoe/bafkreiarstborbt2ecs5qhuldogwlcrkteyry325rnpzi2qat7jliuw6ge@jpeg)
December 25, 2024 at 12:33 PM
(Dark) God Bless Us, Everyone!
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December 25, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
December 23, 2024 at 7:17 PM
“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
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Healthcare should be a public utility. Would you want wealthy water CEOs deciding who goes thirsty?
December 23, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Healthcare should be a public utility. Would you want wealthy water CEOs deciding who goes thirsty?
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"skin him first... and use the snail fork" 🥵
December 23, 2024 at 2:45 PM
"skin him first... and use the snail fork" 🥵
Call me a reptile the way i need my room at perfect humidity to function
December 23, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Call me a reptile the way i need my room at perfect humidity to function
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a stranger in the mall complimented my hannibal shirt I WIN
December 22, 2024 at 10:02 PM
a stranger in the mall complimented my hannibal shirt I WIN
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My milk frother also heats as it froths, and I've discovered that if I add in powdered chocolate, I can make a delightfully frothed hot chocolate in under a minute. This is dangerous knowledge for a man of my considerable appetites and wild, hedonistic disposition
December 23, 2024 at 1:01 AM
My milk frother also heats as it froths, and I've discovered that if I add in powdered chocolate, I can make a delightfully frothed hot chocolate in under a minute. This is dangerous knowledge for a man of my considerable appetites and wild, hedonistic disposition
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It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
December 22, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
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The devastation on its way is unimaginable - like nothing humanity has ever witnessed before - and everyone will wish they had been climate activists and ‘hysterics’ when they had the chance. We are in a moment of unprecedented stupidity
December 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
The devastation on its way is unimaginable - like nothing humanity has ever witnessed before - and everyone will wish they had been climate activists and ‘hysterics’ when they had the chance. We are in a moment of unprecedented stupidity
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here's pan to brighten the skyline
December 20, 2024 at 5:36 PM
here's pan to brighten the skyline
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It's like they're bringing in Thanos.
December 19, 2024 at 8:27 PM
It's like they're bringing in Thanos.
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
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The reason all the politicians you don't like have been there for 30 years is that they keep winning elections. You could run against them and get more votes if you want or like you could just bitch that voters voted for someone you don't like idk man I'm not your mom
December 20, 2024 at 2:02 AM
The reason all the politicians you don't like have been there for 30 years is that they keep winning elections. You could run against them and get more votes if you want or like you could just bitch that voters voted for someone you don't like idk man I'm not your mom
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A publicly funded USPS gets your letter delivered. A privatized USPS gets your data delivered directly to an ad agency.
December 19, 2024 at 8:26 PM
A publicly funded USPS gets your letter delivered. A privatized USPS gets your data delivered directly to an ad agency.
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Thank goodness we jumped ship when we did; it's just getting worse over there:
December 18, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Thank goodness we jumped ship when we did; it's just getting worse over there:
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Dear Humans,
Don’t look up at the night sky. Most of you are too dumb to know what you’re looking at.
Don’t look up at the night sky. Most of you are too dumb to know what you’re looking at.
December 18, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Dear Humans,
Don’t look up at the night sky. Most of you are too dumb to know what you’re looking at.
Don’t look up at the night sky. Most of you are too dumb to know what you’re looking at.
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The problem with the internet is that everyone thinks their opinion is the irrefutable truth, mostly about media when in reality it's just your perception of it
December 18, 2024 at 11:33 AM
The problem with the internet is that everyone thinks their opinion is the irrefutable truth, mostly about media when in reality it's just your perception of it