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Lauren Wilcox
@ljwil.bsky.social
Adopted from Canada, raised in Utah & currently playing army wife in the DMV. Mama, writer & lover of dogs. University of Utah alumni!
Alexander Ham-Kitten can’t read the news and is blissfully unaware what’s happening outside of this fuzzy blanket. I’d hate him for it if he wasn’t so cute.
June 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sorry, every day seems crazier than the last, but did a US Senator just get detained on live TV?
June 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts
June 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I did something nice for myself today and got a yoga membership 🙏🏼
March 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’ve never been happier to be a full-blooded Canadian. Not identifying as my citizenship ATM
March 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy Birthday to my cousin, @bryanth2o.bsky.social, who never once kept me up for hours to regale the history of Napoleon 😉
February 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Do you hear that? It’s the sound of our founding fathers turning in their graves 🤮
The official White House account just referred to Trump as a “king” and posted an image with a crown on his head.

They’re not even hiding it.
February 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Started reading more, which has been good for my anxiety… only to find out I enjoy reading stuff that amplifies my anxiety.
February 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Big fans of the #puppybowl over here!
February 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I sat in a meeting next to a guy, and I took great notes as he spoke in an attempt to stay present. As the meeting wrapped, he asked me if I had any extra notebooks because he was running off to attend another mtg and taking notes is the only way he can “stay awake through ‘em!” We’re all the same.
January 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You know, as someone with constant skepticism in cooking my own chicken to safety standards… I’m more than willing to eat it in many variations from multiple places without question or concern.
January 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Today was a very Monday kind of Friday
January 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Good morning, skeeters!
December 18, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Thinking about that time I flew home with my young baby and the LA ticket agent was adamant we needed her birth certificate (we didn’t need it before that). I got her on the plane by showing the lady a photo of me birthing said baby.
December 9, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Let’s brine that bird!
November 27, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I’ll have some turkey with a side of guilt from my parents for not being home for Thanksgiving, thanks!
November 26, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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I’m glad it’s Monday so I can get back to work and cry somewhere that isn’t my bedroom for a few hours.
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Good days still happen!
November 19, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Today’s to-do list: Wake up, make coffee, piss off some republicans back home with facts and evidence, make lunch….
November 15, 2024 at 4:03 PM
That gnawing feeling something ain’t right in my throat 🤒
November 15, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Gotta go into the office today. Might wander down the road to the White House to catch an episode of Matlock and an afternoon nap with Joey and Donny.
November 13, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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fr now stands for feminine rage
November 12, 2024 at 12:49 PM
I exclusively used the trending tab on the app who shall not be named. What’s the equivalent here?
November 12, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Aw, good morning! I’m waking up to another beautiful summer day here in #WashingtonDC! Except for it’s November 12th. What a time to put a pin in climate initiatives.
November 12, 2024 at 12:02 PM