Lizzz Farrell
@lizzz-818.bsky.social
The kinder gentler version of Lizzz.
My Amazon experience this holiday season has been terrible. I've ordered about 20 items. Not one thing has arrived in "like new" condition. A pair of incorrectly-sized scuffed sandals came loose in big box. They refunded to a gift card on them without asking me. Everything was late, lost or damaged.
December 19, 2024 at 1:07 AM
My Amazon experience this holiday season has been terrible. I've ordered about 20 items. Not one thing has arrived in "like new" condition. A pair of incorrectly-sized scuffed sandals came loose in big box. They refunded to a gift card on them without asking me. Everything was late, lost or damaged.
#Pepperdine has just issued shelter in place instructions for everyone on campus due to the Franklin Fire in Malibu.
December 10, 2024 at 9:23 AM
#Pepperdine has just issued shelter in place instructions for everyone on campus due to the Franklin Fire in Malibu.
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December 7, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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I spent 35 minutes on the phone to Bank of America. They have the worst fucking phone system in the world. You can't ask for a callback because it never comes. Then I called my AAA to find out if the notary is there. AI answered. FML. I burn hours like this fixing corporate America's mistakes.
December 2, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I spent 35 minutes on the phone to Bank of America. They have the worst fucking phone system in the world. You can't ask for a callback because it never comes. Then I called my AAA to find out if the notary is there. AI answered. FML. I burn hours like this fixing corporate America's mistakes.
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I have my phone back. AND A NEW #KIDNEY!
"Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."
#TransplantJourney
"Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."
#TransplantJourney
November 27, 2024 at 3:27 AM
I have my phone back. AND A NEW #KIDNEY!
"Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."
#TransplantJourney
"Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."
#TransplantJourney
Hmm. @johngage.bsky.social
Where's that holographic desktop you promised me 30 years ago?
Where's that holographic desktop you promised me 30 years ago?
November 26, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Hmm. @johngage.bsky.social
Where's that holographic desktop you promised me 30 years ago?
Where's that holographic desktop you promised me 30 years ago?
I'm getting really excited for you. Do you know what time the surgery is? It's someone going to post that you're ok? Maybe @kendricklamar.bsky.social will do that for you, lol.🤣🥰🤩
I get a new life with a #KidneyTransplant on Tuesday and new @kendricklamar.bsky.social today? Can I just ask for stuff now? Is that how it works? Can I get some "Get well soon" messages on Tuesday from #BlackSky? Like what's the limit of things I imagined, happening in real life? 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I'm getting really excited for you. Do you know what time the surgery is? It's someone going to post that you're ok? Maybe @kendricklamar.bsky.social will do that for you, lol.🤣🥰🤩
Always better to call in a tiger team.
A while back I was talking to someone (I forget who) about what happened at their workplace (I forget where). At one point, they said, "And then they brought in the *consultants*."
Literally everybody present sighed. Consultants showing up is never a good sign of anything.
Literally everybody present sighed. Consultants showing up is never a good sign of anything.
November 12, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Always better to call in a tiger team.
When celebrating Veterans Day, take a moment to remember the people who serve our country in some of the most precarious situations, and cannot be acknowledged. If you voted for Trump, these are the people YOU just put in immediate peril. So fuck all of you traitors and your families, too.
November 12, 2024 at 7:43 AM
When celebrating Veterans Day, take a moment to remember the people who serve our country in some of the most precarious situations, and cannot be acknowledged. If you voted for Trump, these are the people YOU just put in immediate peril. So fuck all of you traitors and your families, too.
The mice are back. This is the second time they've moved into the xmas tree. So I sprayed soap on the tree and I'm just going to set it up 3 weeks early.
November 11, 2024 at 6:40 PM
The mice are back. This is the second time they've moved into the xmas tree. So I sprayed soap on the tree and I'm just going to set it up 3 weeks early.
@colson.bsky.social
I liked your profile pic so I googled you. Surprised that I never heard of you! I'm def going to buy that elevator book when my ship comes in.
I liked your profile pic so I googled you. Surprised that I never heard of you! I'm def going to buy that elevator book when my ship comes in.
November 1, 2024 at 4:44 PM
@colson.bsky.social
I liked your profile pic so I googled you. Surprised that I never heard of you! I'm def going to buy that elevator book when my ship comes in.
I liked your profile pic so I googled you. Surprised that I never heard of you! I'm def going to buy that elevator book when my ship comes in.
Good things happen!
After 2.5 years of fighting, testing, poking, prodding, praying, and trusting God, I'm blessed to announce that final approval for surgery has been given. On Nov. 26th, 2024, I will be graciously getting my friend's kidney so I have a new lease on life! #KidneyTransplant youtu.be/Z6TP9MLkRz0?...
The BIGGEST NEWS! GFM Update October 26th, , 2024
YouTube video by M. E. WIlliams Esq.
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October 29, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Good things happen!
Those Lion Trumps are still jabbering about Haitian cat eating. These fellas claim to eat what they hunt.
The Trump anchor babies invaded Africa, then killed and ate big cats, an elephant, and more. Every Trump accusation is a confession.
October 13, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Those Lion Trumps are still jabbering about Haitian cat eating. These fellas claim to eat what they hunt.
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that Biz Markie never had an album titled Biz Czar will forever haunt me.
October 13, 2024 at 10:09 AM
that Biz Markie never had an album titled Biz Czar will forever haunt me.
Mooon woke me up. I'll be better prepared tomorrow.
September 17, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Mooon woke me up. I'll be better prepared tomorrow.
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I really did break my foot in a dusting accident. Got a boot. I hope Swiffer has deep pockets, because I'm not settling for anything less than a lifetime supply of duster refills. Damn those attractive nuisances! Damn them to hell & back! Even now the dusters call to me, "There's a spider up there!"
August 21, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I really did break my foot in a dusting accident. Got a boot. I hope Swiffer has deep pockets, because I'm not settling for anything less than a lifetime supply of duster refills. Damn those attractive nuisances! Damn them to hell & back! Even now the dusters call to me, "There's a spider up there!"
Everyone thinks I'm lazy, but I'm going to sew some tee- shirts together to make some puppy sleeping bags.
August 10, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Everyone thinks I'm lazy, but I'm going to sew some tee- shirts together to make some puppy sleeping bags.
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Wow: “If you grow an acre of corn, it will produce 900 gallons of ethanol, which will get you about 25,000 miles for a Ford F-150...which is, not bad I guess. But let’s say we put solar on that same acre. It will produce enough electricity every year to drive my Lightning 550,000 miles.”
Forty Acres and a Sense of Hope
Sunshine on a Cloudy Week
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July 12, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Wow: “If you grow an acre of corn, it will produce 900 gallons of ethanol, which will get you about 25,000 miles for a Ford F-150...which is, not bad I guess. But let’s say we put solar on that same acre. It will produce enough electricity every year to drive my Lightning 550,000 miles.”
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I'm up in Sacramento for wink wink and I stopped by my favorite bat colony to see my 2nd favorite peregrine falcon family enjoy the buffet. 🪶
June 14, 2024 at 4:04 AM
I'm up in Sacramento for wink wink and I stopped by my favorite bat colony to see my 2nd favorite peregrine falcon family enjoy the buffet. 🪶
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I felt this in my fucking soul
June 12, 2024 at 12:32 AM
I felt this in my fucking soul
I just sawed a palm tree trunk in half with a hand saw for 2" limbs. I hate that I'm a brute forcer by nature, but it really hasn't cost me much. I'd still be looking for the power cord or gas can if I used a chainsaw. Have you ever used a chainsaw on a palm tree trunk? Not so great.
June 12, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I just sawed a palm tree trunk in half with a hand saw for 2" limbs. I hate that I'm a brute forcer by nature, but it really hasn't cost me much. I'd still be looking for the power cord or gas can if I used a chainsaw. Have you ever used a chainsaw on a palm tree trunk? Not so great.
Such a beautiful day today!
April 9, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Such a beautiful day today!