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Ben
@liztruss.bsky.social
Parody of a Prime Minister.
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Sometimes my little coauthor helps me write skeets
I have it on good authority that the best way to buy a cop is with Turkish Lira
Buy a cop... online! Only in New York!
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My most problematic would is everyone in either of these photos
Corporate needs you find the difference between these two photos
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Have you ever considered just using normal money?
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Born to get you bred. Forced to get this bread.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Monochrome Monday is important. But what’s importanter is showing that it’s pink
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Please block and report this imposter. The real BGB is a puppy dog with hearts for eyes and a six pack
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If there’s one thing straight guys love to do, it’s looking like shit while wearing a suit coat with a T-shirt
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Spicy cranberry Sprite. Not. Even. Once.
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Pretty sure I spotted a mutual at Prince Faggot last night, which is only surprising because I was expecting to see several of you
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Terrible reality and collapsing economy are kinda my areas of expertise
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Reposted by Ben
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Twinks 🤝 Australians

Thinking it’s morning at 4pm
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Please block and report @lighterfandango.bsky.social for making me think about RFK Jr cumming
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Hi Teamm8,

I would like to buy these shorts, specifically the pair used in the photoshoot
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Dear Reader, I learned the details of this, and you DO NOT want to know them
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Charli xcx doing Wuthering Heights is honestly huge news for gay menaces who used to be a pleasure to have in class
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I get to recycle this one, because said ex-boyfriend has announced he’s dating someone new
Posting early for #fcf because it’s my ex-boyfriend‘s birthday
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Corporate needs you find the difference between these two photos
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
We made it, Bluesky fam 🙏🛐
If you’re struggling with the Sunday Scaries, remember that there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sitting my geriatric ass down and listening

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November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Coworker caught my honest reaction to someone saying something deranged in a business meeting
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Aux armes 💪 citoyens! Send this to 8️⃣9️⃣ of your cum-rag 💦 comrades who can take it to the neck 🥺 better than Louis the Sex-teenth 🥵. All of you thirsty aristo-scats 💩 will be eating cake 🍑 and getting bred 🫟 this Brumaire by some Corsican trade called Napoleon Bro-naparte.
It’s such a shame no one was making horny emoji-pastas during the French Revolution
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It’s such a shame no one was making horny emoji-pastas during the French Revolution
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Caked-up Delta pilot…literally DL trade
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Today is Remembrance Day, the day we honour a historic act of bravery: Lady Gaga releasing Artpop on 11th November 2013
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM