Michael King 🩷
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I like my girls Golden. Pronouns are he/him.
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It’s kinda wild that Ryan Murphy decided to create 2 new TV shows featuring Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutcher as the leads. He used to be brilliant but now he just makes 🗑️
January 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
It’s kinda wild that Ryan Murphy decided to create 2 new TV shows featuring Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutcher as the leads. He used to be brilliant but now he just makes 🗑️
What's with MAGA in January? Always so violent and scummy.
January 8, 2026 at 3:46 PM
What's with MAGA in January? Always so violent and scummy.
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The killing of an unarmed woman by a masked federal agent in Minneapolis is a moral outrage and a betrayal of American values. There has been no justification offered—only deception and deflection from those in charge.
January 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
The killing of an unarmed woman by a masked federal agent in Minneapolis is a moral outrage and a betrayal of American values. There has been no justification offered—only deception and deflection from those in charge.
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NEW: MAYOR FREY: “They are already trying to spin this as an act of self defense. I’ve seen the video myself and I want to tell everybody directly; that is bullshit.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
NEW: MAYOR FREY: “They are already trying to spin this as an act of self defense. I’ve seen the video myself and I want to tell everybody directly; that is bullshit.”
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“‘They killed my wife. I don’t know what to do,’ the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. ‘We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,’ the woman cries.” www.advocate.com/news/minneso...
Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
“They killed my wife,” the distraught woman says, adding, “They shot her in the head.”
www.advocate.com
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
“‘They killed my wife. I don’t know what to do,’ the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. ‘We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,’ the woman cries.” www.advocate.com/news/minneso...
Gotta tell you, nothing could make me enthused about a Ryan Murphy project anymore.
January 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Gotta tell you, nothing could make me enthused about a Ryan Murphy project anymore.
Notably, it's scheduled for Friday at 12 AM EST, which means very likely a single release. Excited to hear more from Olivia.
🚨Olivia Rodrigo’s website has been updated to show a driver’s license renewal application.
The appointment is scheduled for this Thursday, the five-year anniversary of her debut single, “drivers license.”
The appointment is scheduled for this Thursday, the five-year anniversary of her debut single, “drivers license.”
January 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Notably, it's scheduled for Friday at 12 AM EST, which means very likely a single release. Excited to hear more from Olivia.
I do hope Nicki Minaj is having a shitty week watching all the love for Cardi B pour in after the Drag Race premiere.
January 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I do hope Nicki Minaj is having a shitty week watching all the love for Cardi B pour in after the Drag Race premiere.
My roommate and I had a chitchat this week about how we both love bread, but we rank our breads super oppositely.
He hates bagels. He says there's nothing remarkable about 'boiled bread.' Bagels are my absolute favorite.
But croissants are an absolute skip for me. Shattering mess. He adores them.
He hates bagels. He says there's nothing remarkable about 'boiled bread.' Bagels are my absolute favorite.
But croissants are an absolute skip for me. Shattering mess. He adores them.
January 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
My roommate and I had a chitchat this week about how we both love bread, but we rank our breads super oppositely.
He hates bagels. He says there's nothing remarkable about 'boiled bread.' Bagels are my absolute favorite.
But croissants are an absolute skip for me. Shattering mess. He adores them.
He hates bagels. He says there's nothing remarkable about 'boiled bread.' Bagels are my absolute favorite.
But croissants are an absolute skip for me. Shattering mess. He adores them.
I don’t care, I love Ginger Minj. She’s such a talent and the Internet has been truly terrible to her in the past year.
January 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I don’t care, I love Ginger Minj. She’s such a talent and the Internet has been truly terrible to her in the past year.
I’m not sure exactly how I’d rank Taylor’s albums lately, but I do think I’d place Tortured Poets at the tip-top spot.
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I’m not sure exactly how I’d rank Taylor’s albums lately, but I do think I’d place Tortured Poets at the tip-top spot.
Karoline Leavitt posting a “THIS is what I REALLY look like” video is such a hilarious self-own.
No notes, mama. You’re thriving.
No notes, mama. You’re thriving.
January 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Karoline Leavitt posting a “THIS is what I REALLY look like” video is such a hilarious self-own.
No notes, mama. You’re thriving.
No notes, mama. You’re thriving.
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Mayor Zohran Mamdani at his desk
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Mayor Zohran Mamdani at his desk
I'm glad you asked, the most ominous item in my possession is a flesh-light modeled after a porn star who passed away.
January 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I'm glad you asked, the most ominous item in my possession is a flesh-light modeled after a porn star who passed away.
Happy New Year – some last reflections on my 2025
December 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Happy New Year – some last reflections on my 2025
My thoughts on Ginger Minj's constant storyline embellishment and lies
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My thoughts on Ginger Minj's constant storyline embellishment and lies
Note to self: When flying to NY, it’s always worth it to choose LGA.
December 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Note to self: When flying to NY, it’s always worth it to choose LGA.
Must be Fleet Week somewhere
I dreamt I was watching Drag Race, and they were in New York, and Ginger Minj said, in confessional, “I don’t *get* it. It’s barely a city. It’s just one boat party after another!”
And then they cut to the queens going on a boat, and Ginger Minj ran on going “oh my gawwwwd a boat partyyyy!!!”
And then they cut to the queens going on a boat, and Ginger Minj ran on going “oh my gawwwwd a boat partyyyy!!!”
December 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Must be Fleet Week somewhere
I saw Ben Platt hanging outside of my gym in Chelsea once. He saw my recognition and seemed to be bracing for an interruption. I just winked and kept it moving, but he winked back.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I saw Ben Platt hanging outside of my gym in Chelsea once. He saw my recognition and seemed to be bracing for an interruption. I just winked and kept it moving, but he winked back.
Genuinely can't believe the Avatar sequels have occurred and are occurring. I have chosen not to acknowledge them.
Avatar, for me, will always be 3-D high-tech FernGully from way back when.
Avatar, for me, will always be 3-D high-tech FernGully from way back when.
December 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Genuinely can't believe the Avatar sequels have occurred and are occurring. I have chosen not to acknowledge them.
Avatar, for me, will always be 3-D high-tech FernGully from way back when.
Avatar, for me, will always be 3-D high-tech FernGully from way back when.
Idk I just like my world to be fucking cute
December 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Idk I just like my world to be fucking cute
Republicans in 2000
Bush makes me go crazy
December 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Republicans in 2000
Finally saw Wicked: For Good.
It was pretty good. I do think the films would’ve been better if combined. I also think this one felt padded for length.
It was pretty good. I do think the films would’ve been better if combined. I also think this one felt padded for length.
December 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Finally saw Wicked: For Good.
It was pretty good. I do think the films would’ve been better if combined. I also think this one felt padded for length.
It was pretty good. I do think the films would’ve been better if combined. I also think this one felt padded for length.
As a charts nerd, I adore when Christmas is over. Goodbye to all these fuckass jingles.
December 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
As a charts nerd, I adore when Christmas is over. Goodbye to all these fuckass jingles.
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...