Michael King 🩷
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I like my girls Golden. Pronouns are he/him/his.
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i think the left is in the midst of rediscovering patriotism. we did the work of disenchanting the myth of America, now it’s time to recommit to the best hopes the best of us have had for what we can become as a people.
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i think the left is in the midst of rediscovering patriotism. we did the work of disenchanting the myth of America, now it’s time to recommit to the best hopes the best of us have had for what we can become as a people.
Lauren Boebert being called into the Situation Room moments before midnight is dark and sad.
No matter what's next, we're really fucked up for miles ahead.
No matter what's next, we're really fucked up for miles ahead.
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Lauren Boebert being called into the Situation Room moments before midnight is dark and sad.
No matter what's next, we're really fucked up for miles ahead.
No matter what's next, we're really fucked up for miles ahead.
Playing through Final Fantasy VI again, and I'll always love when the game breaks into scenarios. Sabin's quest to Narshe is so wild and varied: breaking into an Imperial base, escaping a hellbound train, leaping a waterfall, scuba-diving a trench.
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Playing through Final Fantasy VI again, and I'll always love when the game breaks into scenarios. Sabin's quest to Narshe is so wild and varied: breaking into an Imperial base, escaping a hellbound train, leaping a waterfall, scuba-diving a trench.
Weak ass man.
Donald Trump has signed the bill to reopen the U.S. government after a 43-day shutdown, the longest in history.
The previous record-holder was 35 days, which occurred during his first term.
The previous record-holder was 35 days, which occurred during his first term.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Weak ass man.
“Ooh, that looks scary. When’s the release date? I can’t wait to read the plot summary on Wikipedia.”
— me for some reason
— me for some reason
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“Ooh, that looks scary. When’s the release date? I can’t wait to read the plot summary on Wikipedia.”
— me for some reason
— me for some reason
Remember that Twitter gay who posted thirst traps but always with a caption implying his hairy body was costing him socially? Lol.
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Remember that Twitter gay who posted thirst traps but always with a caption implying his hairy body was costing him socially? Lol.
All right, Taunie, I think it's time you learned to make another dish. Any other dish.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
All right, Taunie, I think it's time you learned to make another dish. Any other dish.
I will say that Happy Days Are Here Again / Come On, Get Happy is one of my fave November / Thanksgiving songs, and - while I think I’ll always favor the versions that existed before - I’ll add the Cynthia/Ariana version to my rotation.
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I will say that Happy Days Are Here Again / Come On, Get Happy is one of my fave November / Thanksgiving songs, and - while I think I’ll always favor the versions that existed before - I’ll add the Cynthia/Ariana version to my rotation.
when the coke's got you 🅱🆁🅰🆅🅴
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
when the coke's got you 🅱🆁🅰🆅🅴
I hate when I realize my favorite jeans are wearing thin in the thighs. Damn.
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I hate when I realize my favorite jeans are wearing thin in the thighs. Damn.
Nintendo: I need you to be working on a direct sequel for Super Mario RPG. You've shown the game translates nicely to the modern console. Now give us a sequel, with a bigger world, and a bigger cast of characters.
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nintendo: I need you to be working on a direct sequel for Super Mario RPG. You've shown the game translates nicely to the modern console. Now give us a sequel, with a bigger world, and a bigger cast of characters.
If there’s any flex I’ve developed over the past ten years, it’s that I have developed like five home cities I feel totally comfortable navigating and settling into.
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If there’s any flex I’ve developed over the past ten years, it’s that I have developed like five home cities I feel totally comfortable navigating and settling into.
That AOTY is Kendrick's, no Q.
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
That AOTY is Kendrick's, no Q.
Oh, nothing, just me aligning my heart with my practices.
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Oh, nothing, just me aligning my heart with my practices.
New Hilary is delightful. Get him.
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
New Hilary is delightful. Get him.
I don't mean to curse it, but I kind of think the new Katy song slaps a bit. Nothing revolutionary, but it sounds like a return to the kind of stuff she used to make.
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I don't mean to curse it, but I kind of think the new Katy song slaps a bit. Nothing revolutionary, but it sounds like a return to the kind of stuff she used to make.
I'm getting my final Pokémon tattoo (for now) this week, and it's the biggest piece yet. Also an opportunity to wander New York and feel nostalgic and grateful.
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm getting my final Pokémon tattoo (for now) this week, and it's the biggest piece yet. Also an opportunity to wander New York and feel nostalgic and grateful.
We, as gay people, get to have a seriously distorted view of how big a pop girl's impact is on the larger world.
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We, as gay people, get to have a seriously distorted view of how big a pop girl's impact is on the larger world.
I love that Zohran is such a proud Astorian.
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I love that Zohran is such a proud Astorian.
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Reposted by Michael King 🩷
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
When that day comes, I will have to take off of work to grieve over margaritas with my closest friends.
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
When that day comes, I will have to take off of work to grieve over margaritas with my closest friends.
And so, weary and bloodied, the KatyCats rose slowly to their feet, gazing at the grim horizon and starting the march, anyway.
"Joella," murmured a young gay, wounded. The Slaysian Diva of Los Angeles turned, peering through a mattress. "M... must we?"
"We must," Joella nodded. "For opulence."
"Joella," murmured a young gay, wounded. The Slaysian Diva of Los Angeles turned, peering through a mattress. "M... must we?"
"We must," Joella nodded. "For opulence."
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
And so, weary and bloodied, the KatyCats rose slowly to their feet, gazing at the grim horizon and starting the march, anyway.
"Joella," murmured a young gay, wounded. The Slaysian Diva of Los Angeles turned, peering through a mattress. "M... must we?"
"We must," Joella nodded. "For opulence."
"Joella," murmured a young gay, wounded. The Slaysian Diva of Los Angeles turned, peering through a mattress. "M... must we?"
"We must," Joella nodded. "For opulence."
More Hump Day posts plz.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
More Hump Day posts plz.