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𝕀 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕤 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕟. ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕙𝕖/𝕙𝕚𝕞/𝕙𝕚𝕤.
Once Upon a Time was one of those shows I gave up on, but I *LOVE* that Prince Charming and Snow White married in real life, and
also I would still suck that man's d right off
also I would still suck that man's d right off
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Once Upon a Time was one of those shows I gave up on, but I *LOVE* that Prince Charming and Snow White married in real life, and
also I would still suck that man's d right off
also I would still suck that man's d right off
You can catch me in Facebook comments directly challenging Taylor haters and Republicans (and, often, the Venn diagram of those)
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You can catch me in Facebook comments directly challenging Taylor haters and Republicans (and, often, the Venn diagram of those)
This game is so pretty
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This game is so pretty
I dreamt I was watching Drag Race, and they were in New York, and Ginger Minj said, in confessional, “I don’t *get* it. It’s barely a city. It’s just one boat party after another!”
And then they cut to the queens going on a boat, and Ginger Minj ran on going “oh my gawwwwd a boat partyyyy!!!”
And then they cut to the queens going on a boat, and Ginger Minj ran on going “oh my gawwwwd a boat partyyyy!!!”
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I dreamt I was watching Drag Race, and they were in New York, and Ginger Minj said, in confessional, “I don’t *get* it. It’s barely a city. It’s just one boat party after another!”
And then they cut to the queens going on a boat, and Ginger Minj ran on going “oh my gawwwwd a boat partyyyy!!!”
And then they cut to the queens going on a boat, and Ginger Minj ran on going “oh my gawwwwd a boat partyyyy!!!”
Does anybody else ever accidentally douche with the bidet?
Should I go home now?
Should I go home now?
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Does anybody else ever accidentally douche with the bidet?
Should I go home now?
Should I go home now?
The negative reviews on Wicked: For Good (which are, btw, the minority) only deepen my feeling about pop culture in 2025: People are unhappy with the state of (gestures at everything), and it's making us miserable at enjoying things.
New music, new films, new video games. Always backlash.
New music, new films, new video games. Always backlash.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The negative reviews on Wicked: For Good (which are, btw, the minority) only deepen my feeling about pop culture in 2025: People are unhappy with the state of (gestures at everything), and it's making us miserable at enjoying things.
New music, new films, new video games. Always backlash.
New music, new films, new video games. Always backlash.
I just realized I used the wrong 'principal' to describe principal characters. It's okay, I'm leaving it, it's fine.
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I just realized I used the wrong 'principal' to describe principal characters. It's okay, I'm leaving it, it's fine.
What a dumb, off-tone priority. LOL.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
What a dumb, off-tone priority. LOL.
November is still Over the Garden Wall season, so I thought I'd share with you my definitive ranking of the ten PERFECT episodes of this wonderful, autumnal, creepy, joyful mini-series.
a couple of cartoon characters are walking through a forest . one of the characters is carrying a frog on his head .
ALT: a couple of cartoon characters are walking through a forest . one of the characters is carrying a frog on his head .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
November is still Over the Garden Wall season, so I thought I'd share with you my definitive ranking of the ten PERFECT episodes of this wonderful, autumnal, creepy, joyful mini-series.
Me: I'm just going to inspire hope in my communities in these troubling times and stay out of rhetoric with bad-faith people on social media
Me:
Me:
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Me: I'm just going to inspire hope in my communities in these troubling times and stay out of rhetoric with bad-faith people on social media
Me:
Me:
Cake + Chocolate
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Cake + Chocolate
It is kinda wild that Katy Perry debuted her single lower than Hilary Duff.
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It is kinda wild that Katy Perry debuted her single lower than Hilary Duff.
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or immediate 25th Amendment activation or something
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
or immediate 25th Amendment activation or something
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You'd think the President calling for the execution of political opponents would warrant some type of news alert.
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You'd think the President calling for the execution of political opponents would warrant some type of news alert.
Nicki MAGAj.
They call her MAGAtron.
They call her MAGAtron.
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Nicki MAGAj.
They call her MAGAtron.
They call her MAGAtron.
Pedophile signs his own warrant. I didn't read all that but I will be filing my nails.
Donald Trump announces he has signed the bill to release the Epstein files.
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Pedophile signs his own warrant. I didn't read all that but I will be filing my nails.
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The Epstein scandal has reached that tipping point where material is coming out from multiple sources at different times.
Like Watergate, there’s no way to shut it all off anymore.
Like Watergate, there’s no way to shut it all off anymore.
Epstein had a tiny & ‘extremely deformed’ fruit-shaped penis, victim says
House Oversight Committee releases photos with blurred faces.
House Oversight Committee releases photos with blurred faces.
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The Epstein scandal has reached that tipping point where material is coming out from multiple sources at different times.
Like Watergate, there’s no way to shut it all off anymore.
Like Watergate, there’s no way to shut it all off anymore.
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“Will you release all the files within 30 days?”
BONDI: “We’ll continue to follow the law.”🤔
“You said no addition investigation was warranted. What changed?”
BONDI: “Information.” 🙃
BONDI: “We’ll continue to follow the law.”🤔
“You said no addition investigation was warranted. What changed?”
BONDI: “Information.” 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“Will you release all the files within 30 days?”
BONDI: “We’ll continue to follow the law.”🤔
“You said no addition investigation was warranted. What changed?”
BONDI: “Information.” 🙃
BONDI: “We’ll continue to follow the law.”🤔
“You said no addition investigation was warranted. What changed?”
BONDI: “Information.” 🙃
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🚨Using any kind of chemical weapons at this range is aggravated assault against peaceful protesters. They have no weapons, they pose no threat. ICE is the enemy. 1/2
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
🚨Using any kind of chemical weapons at this range is aggravated assault against peaceful protesters. They have no weapons, they pose no threat. ICE is the enemy. 1/2
I know Ariana’s saying a lot about pivoting away from pop stardom but idk.
Sometimes girlies act like this is it and they’re back in a calendar year.
Sometimes girlies act like this is it and they’re back in a calendar year.
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I know Ariana’s saying a lot about pivoting away from pop stardom but idk.
Sometimes girlies act like this is it and they’re back in a calendar year.
Sometimes girlies act like this is it and they’re back in a calendar year.
A tattoo, served two ways
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A tattoo, served two ways
I recently went back to New York for a tattoo and to visit the boyf, and I lied to a gym about my intentions to join so I could have three days. There was a whole backstory.
I have paid dearly for this sin.
I have paid dearly for this sin.
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I recently went back to New York for a tattoo and to visit the boyf, and I lied to a gym about my intentions to join so I could have three days. There was a whole backstory.
I have paid dearly for this sin.
I have paid dearly for this sin.
Tried to rank Taylor's albums, and IDK how to answer this anymore. There are like five favorites.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Tried to rank Taylor's albums, and IDK how to answer this anymore. There are like five favorites.
I have this acquaintance who runs a cat rescue and, by look of her socials, it is the most miserable job. All she does is post about rude potential adopters and drag them to hell on her page.
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I have this acquaintance who runs a cat rescue and, by look of her socials, it is the most miserable job. All she does is post about rude potential adopters and drag them to hell on her page.
My name is Michael, and I closed an entire Zoom meeting today at work trying to switch from phone to laptop.
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My name is Michael, and I closed an entire Zoom meeting today at work trying to switch from phone to laptop.