Hi prosecutors, if I tell you my client died you can tell me you’re sorry! That’s a person I had a relationship with! It’s so weird to just ask for a death certificate and pretend like they weren’t a human being.
September 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hi prosecutors, if I tell you my client died you can tell me you’re sorry! That’s a person I had a relationship with! It’s so weird to just ask for a death certificate and pretend like they weren’t a human being.
Nicolandria hive is about to be insufferable
July 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Nicolandria hive is about to be insufferable
All I’m seeing on my socials today is stuff about the Astroworld documentary. The amount of satanic panic nonsense is truly astounding. Channeling my inner @yourewrongabout.bsky.social when I say this is not satanism, baby—it’s been capitalism all along!
June 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
All I’m seeing on my socials today is stuff about the Astroworld documentary. The amount of satanic panic nonsense is truly astounding. Channeling my inner @yourewrongabout.bsky.social when I say this is not satanism, baby—it’s been capitalism all along!
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The dress code said “wear a tuxedo”. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
April 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The dress code said “wear a tuxedo”. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
lmao now whyyyy would this come up when I try to log into my gyno’s portal?
April 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
lmao now whyyyy would this come up when I try to log into my gyno’s portal?
As a defense attorney, I don’t really care whether my clients did it but I do want to know how because some of these logistics??
April 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
As a defense attorney, I don’t really care whether my clients did it but I do want to know how because some of these logistics??
Having a boyfriend has absolutely ruined my instagram algorithm. Boys, y’all are nasty! Stop making weird posts about milk drawers and feet!
February 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Having a boyfriend has absolutely ruined my instagram algorithm. Boys, y’all are nasty! Stop making weird posts about milk drawers and feet!
Me in court, inspired by the RHOSLC reunion part 3: your honor, I would like the prosecutor to say one thing they like about my client.
February 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me in court, inspired by the RHOSLC reunion part 3: your honor, I would like the prosecutor to say one thing they like about my client.
When I type “fourth” into Google my two top hits are Fourth Court of Appeals and Fourth Wing. Inside me are two wolves 🐺
January 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When I type “fourth” into Google my two top hits are Fourth Court of Appeals and Fourth Wing. Inside me are two wolves 🐺
Nothing like sitting on your couch and waiting for your self-tanner to dry while your cat stares at you
January 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Nothing like sitting on your couch and waiting for your self-tanner to dry while your cat stares at you
Behind a car with multiple thin blue line and cop stickers, a let’s go Brandon sticker, a sticker that says “Are you drunk?” with check boxes for yes and no and the check mark is off to the side, AND a sticker that says “hot girls vote” like ma’am let’s please be serious
January 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Behind a car with multiple thin blue line and cop stickers, a let’s go Brandon sticker, a sticker that says “Are you drunk?” with check boxes for yes and no and the check mark is off to the side, AND a sticker that says “hot girls vote” like ma’am let’s please be serious
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I love brushing my hair… like ok, yes, horse…
January 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I love brushing my hair… like ok, yes, horse…
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It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't
December 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't
We’re doing an immigration training at work and talking about what to expect under Trump, and there is a slide with pictures of kittens after each slide of text so we don’t cry
December 10, 2024 at 8:42 PM
We’re doing an immigration training at work and talking about what to expect under Trump, and there is a slide with pictures of kittens after each slide of text so we don’t cry
When I saw Wicked I asked the server at the theater whether people were singing a lot because I saw some scary theater kid TikToks. She thought I was asking if the movie had singing and looked really concerned and said yeah I guess most of the people sing?
November 25, 2024 at 8:51 PM
When I saw Wicked I asked the server at the theater whether people were singing a lot because I saw some scary theater kid TikToks. She thought I was asking if the movie had singing and looked really concerned and said yeah I guess most of the people sing?
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Folks are still citing an exit poll that used 300 self-identified Native people (not in Indian Country) to represent the Native vote (over 3 million people). Our folks are very resistant to surveys and data collection. Self ID’d Natives were less than 1% of those polled.
November 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Folks are still citing an exit poll that used 300 self-identified Native people (not in Indian Country) to represent the Native vote (over 3 million people). Our folks are very resistant to surveys and data collection. Self ID’d Natives were less than 1% of those polled.
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Pardon me but look at her little sleeping smile
November 17, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Pardon me but look at her little sleeping smile
Bringing pics of my cat to this space, it’s what we deserve
November 15, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Bringing pics of my cat to this space, it’s what we deserve
Using my first ever Bluesky post to continue my effort to get @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social to carry chocolate almond milk 🙏
November 15, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Using my first ever Bluesky post to continue my effort to get @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social to carry chocolate almond milk 🙏