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Liz
@lizknownasdoris.bsky.social
Once had a go at being a graphic designer, ended up writing about dentistry. Someone had to.
Smol Paul is just the best.
And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Jesus Christ, the "remastered" Beatles Anthology documentary they re-released is filled with AI slop. Look at John and Paul's faces, and the "T" on Beatles.
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Oh it’s a baby Terry Hall #totp
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’ve eaten a chop covered in so much garlic butter I’ll be able to strip paint just by breathing on it.
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Do take a look at the website.
I've also added this little wire tree. Made from black anodised aluminium wire, clear quartz crystals on a wood slice. It's about 8cms high.

Winter Tree

Handmade wire tree made from black anodised aluminium wire and clear quartz chips on a wood slice. merylinmoonuk.sumupstore.com/product/wint...
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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300 musicians play Judas Priest's "Breaking The Law", all at once. Oh, that does my flinty, icy cold old heart no end of good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zed...
JUDAS PRIEST - BREAKING THE LAW - 300 musicians (The biggest rock band in Central Europe) CITYROCKS
YouTube video by CITYROCKS
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Excellent 10 seconds of every song #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Blur have their outdoor clothes on #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My days of getting into painted on jeans are long gone #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Phil Oakey on a bad hair day #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Now I’ve got a new boiler … I’ve got to pay for it… I’ve worked out that I need to sell:

23 cat sofas or
80 foot stools or
199 lap mats

You know what to do.. craftysharp.etsy.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Tommy Vance once gave me a kiss. I’m taking no further questions at this time #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’ll be the last one to do the “come to me on a submarine” joke #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Hands Jensen! #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Mad Dog Dave
Chris the Cheese
Tigger
Cloth Ears
Spider

All well-known in the local environment, sometimes referred to as the pub.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Dog
Cat
Seagull
Pigeon
Sea Serpent
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Orca
Dolphin
Black bear
Roe deer
Kangaroo
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Give your loved ones socks, hankies, aftershave & slippers AND get Green Shield Stamps.
Dec 1972: Christmas Gifts ad from Tesco

(+Mens Swiss Made Watches; Monopoly; Christmas Trees; Mens Boxed After Shave Sets; Mens Boxed Initialled Handkerchiefs; Boys P.V.C. or Suedette Gloves; Ladies P.V.C. or Suedette Gloves; Mens P.V.C. or Suedette Gloves; Childrens Mitts, and more)
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Tax people wearing double denim.
Tax people wearing Pretty Green parkas with Two Tone patches on them
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
No spoilers please about what’s to come in the budget.

🙄
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
If you’ve ever used the Northern line, this is a great story.
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
For the first time the Parish Council has ditched the traditional Xmas tree and put this effort up instead. To say it’s all kicking off on the local FB group would be an understatement.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
How does this creep keep getting away with everything?
Cristiano Ronaldo able to play at World Cup despite red card against Republic of Ireland
Cristiano Ronaldo will be able to play for Portugal in their opening World Cup game despite his red card against the Republic of Ireland.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Still makes me laugh
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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For the first time ever, David Moyes beats Manchester United at Old Trafford.
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Anyone want to apply for BBC Director General?

You now can.

careers.bbc.co.uk/job/Director...
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Why do I keep reading Robbie Gibb as Robin Gibb?
a man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is standing in a crowd .
Alt: a man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is standing in a crowd.
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM