Eliza LaHaie
@lizistrata.bsky.social
30 She/Xe 🏳️⚧️
Attempted poster. Skavidence cryptid. Lewd weirdo. Transexual. Crafter. Theater kid. Girlfriend to some. Way too many fixations.
I was put on this earth to Shake Ass and teach the Dolls to Skank.
Attempted poster. Skavidence cryptid. Lewd weirdo. Transexual. Crafter. Theater kid. Girlfriend to some. Way too many fixations.
I was put on this earth to Shake Ass and teach the Dolls to Skank.
How can you tell if you've had a concussion? Asking for a Me?
August 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
How can you tell if you've had a concussion? Asking for a Me?
Must be nice to have the privilege to sit on the fence
August 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Must be nice to have the privilege to sit on the fence
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Rest in piss, Hogan.
July 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Rest in piss, Hogan.
That's One orange dickhead taken off the board
Hulk Hogan has died at 71, TMZ reports
Hulk Hogan Dead at 71
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old, TMZ Sports has learned.
www.tmz.com
July 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
That's One orange dickhead taken off the board
Holy fuck just found out #hulkhogan fucking died. Rest in Piss you absolute Racist, union scab, scumbag piece of shit I hope you fucking fry dude.
July 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Holy fuck just found out #hulkhogan fucking died. Rest in Piss you absolute Racist, union scab, scumbag piece of shit I hope you fucking fry dude.
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Here is your sign
July 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Here is your sign
To the person that I was the "Flavor of the Month" for last year this Is the girl you fumbled
July 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
To the person that I was the "Flavor of the Month" for last year this Is the girl you fumbled
Older domme I've been flirting with Like Just realized there's a whole mommy domme dynamic going on here. Like ma'am you're over a decade older than me, fucking of course I'm working through some mommy issues here!
July 6, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Older domme I've been flirting with Like Just realized there's a whole mommy domme dynamic going on here. Like ma'am you're over a decade older than me, fucking of course I'm working through some mommy issues here!
Made something to wear at pride this weekend
June 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Made something to wear at pride this weekend
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there is no such thing as a heterosexual vampire
NOW AVAILABLE on lots of different shirt designs and sizes up to 5xl on my threadless shop @ byelacey.threadless.com
NOW AVAILABLE on lots of different shirt designs and sizes up to 5xl on my threadless shop @ byelacey.threadless.com
June 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
there is no such thing as a heterosexual vampire
NOW AVAILABLE on lots of different shirt designs and sizes up to 5xl on my threadless shop @ byelacey.threadless.com
NOW AVAILABLE on lots of different shirt designs and sizes up to 5xl on my threadless shop @ byelacey.threadless.com
Unironicly with every passing day, every passing week I think I fall in love with this city a little bite more and more. I love the community I've found out here, the friends, the events, just I'm really happy. I'm in a spot where I truly love my life in a way that I really haven't before now.
May 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Unironicly with every passing day, every passing week I think I fall in love with this city a little bite more and more. I love the community I've found out here, the friends, the events, just I'm really happy. I'm in a spot where I truly love my life in a way that I really haven't before now.
Man I love being The Ska Cryptid of providence
May 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Man I love being The Ska Cryptid of providence
Realized I accidentally dressed like Penelope, the Mouse girl from Sly Cooper three.
May 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Realized I accidentally dressed like Penelope, the Mouse girl from Sly Cooper three.
Love this fucking city. Just saw a dude bike down the street while playing a saxophone. Dudes Rock
May 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Love this fucking city. Just saw a dude bike down the street while playing a saxophone. Dudes Rock
Had a 1 on 1 check in interview with one of my bosses and told him to his rat face that "given the management decisions over the last year, I wouldn't wish this job on my worst enemy" and got to watch him squirm in his chair pathetically
May 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Had a 1 on 1 check in interview with one of my bosses and told him to his rat face that "given the management decisions over the last year, I wouldn't wish this job on my worst enemy" and got to watch him squirm in his chair pathetically
Got some new glasses and im enjoying this gorgeous spring afternoon
May 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Got some new glasses and im enjoying this gorgeous spring afternoon
@mattielubchansky.com I have a mayoral news item.
I recently moved to providence Rhode Island and upon a trip to the grocery store I discovered that in the year of our lord 2025 they're still selling a Buddy Cianci branded pasta sauce.
I recently moved to providence Rhode Island and upon a trip to the grocery store I discovered that in the year of our lord 2025 they're still selling a Buddy Cianci branded pasta sauce.
May 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
@mattielubchansky.com I have a mayoral news item.
I recently moved to providence Rhode Island and upon a trip to the grocery store I discovered that in the year of our lord 2025 they're still selling a Buddy Cianci branded pasta sauce.
I recently moved to providence Rhode Island and upon a trip to the grocery store I discovered that in the year of our lord 2025 they're still selling a Buddy Cianci branded pasta sauce.
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My girlfriend is cooler than your girlfriend because she was born on 4/20.
April 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My girlfriend is cooler than your girlfriend because she was born on 4/20.
I commissioned some art from a local art friendo of mine and holy moley, I'm really happy with it so far.
April 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I commissioned some art from a local art friendo of mine and holy moley, I'm really happy with it so far.
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Movie you've watched more than 6 times, gifs only
February 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Movie you've watched more than 6 times, gifs only
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we sounded hard as fuck on friday night y’all @megainfinity.band
February 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
we sounded hard as fuck on friday night y’all @megainfinity.band
