Eliza LaHaie
@lizistrata.bsky.social
30 She/Xe 🏳️⚧️
Attempted poster. Skavidence cryptid. Lewd weirdo. Transexual. Crafter. Theater kid. Girlfriend to some. Way too many fixations.
I was put on this earth to Shake Ass and teach the Dolls to Skank.
Attempted poster. Skavidence cryptid. Lewd weirdo. Transexual. Crafter. Theater kid. Girlfriend to some. Way too many fixations.
I was put on this earth to Shake Ass and teach the Dolls to Skank.
To the person that I was the "Flavor of the Month" for last year this Is the girl you fumbled
July 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
To the person that I was the "Flavor of the Month" for last year this Is the girl you fumbled
Made something to wear at pride this weekend
June 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Made something to wear at pride this weekend
Realized I accidentally dressed like Penelope, the Mouse girl from Sly Cooper three.
May 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Realized I accidentally dressed like Penelope, the Mouse girl from Sly Cooper three.
Got some new glasses and im enjoying this gorgeous spring afternoon
May 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Got some new glasses and im enjoying this gorgeous spring afternoon
@mattielubchansky.com I have a mayoral news item.
I recently moved to providence Rhode Island and upon a trip to the grocery store I discovered that in the year of our lord 2025 they're still selling a Buddy Cianci branded pasta sauce.
I recently moved to providence Rhode Island and upon a trip to the grocery store I discovered that in the year of our lord 2025 they're still selling a Buddy Cianci branded pasta sauce.
May 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
@mattielubchansky.com I have a mayoral news item.
I recently moved to providence Rhode Island and upon a trip to the grocery store I discovered that in the year of our lord 2025 they're still selling a Buddy Cianci branded pasta sauce.
I recently moved to providence Rhode Island and upon a trip to the grocery store I discovered that in the year of our lord 2025 they're still selling a Buddy Cianci branded pasta sauce.
New profile picture
February 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
New profile picture
Presented without context, the wildest thing I've had to throw together for the sake of a joke
February 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Presented without context, the wildest thing I've had to throw together for the sake of a joke
Oh fuck oh Shit somebody gave her another Black graphic Tee. Quick Hide the Fabric Sheers, Hide the Bleach. No one is safe
February 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Oh fuck oh Shit somebody gave her another Black graphic Tee. Quick Hide the Fabric Sheers, Hide the Bleach. No one is safe
Had a wonderful night at the PWRUP show. Got to see some people I haven't seen in a Minute, got to dance, got punched in the face a little and got hot dogs after. Perfect night
January 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Had a wonderful night at the PWRUP show. Got to see some people I haven't seen in a Minute, got to dance, got punched in the face a little and got hot dogs after. Perfect night
Feeling yucky, made some Fantastic soup about it
January 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Feeling yucky, made some Fantastic soup about it
Quote with a title screen that is Iconic to you
December 29, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Quote with a title screen that is Iconic to you
I think boy cats just Love me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 26, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I think boy cats just Love me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I need everyone to see this incredible shirt my bf got me. Can't wait to take some scissors to it and customize the hell out of it
December 20, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I need everyone to see this incredible shirt my bf got me. Can't wait to take some scissors to it and customize the hell out of it
A big part of my fashion decisions this year is to let myself be a Hat Lady
December 12, 2024 at 3:34 PM
A big part of my fashion decisions this year is to let myself be a Hat Lady
Go back to the cluuuub
December 5, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Go back to the cluuuub