Eliza LaHaie
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Eliza LaHaie
@lizistrata.bsky.social
30 She/Xe 🏳️‍⚧️
Attempted poster. Skavidence cryptid. Lewd weirdo. Transexual. Crafter. Theater kid. Girlfriend to some. Way too many fixations.
I was put on this earth to Shake Ass and teach the Dolls to Skank.
Are you familiar with the Robin Williams film "Man of the Year"?
July 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Absolutely!!!!
May 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Yeah, been here a few weeks now
May 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm out here teaching the Rhode Island Dolls how to skank like its my god damnned job
April 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It's pretty rad! You do it pretty well
April 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM