Muppets remake of Saving Private Ryan and whenever there's gore it's just ribbons and yarn spilling out with an occasional human hand glimpsed underneath

I can never understand why children's books get left out of "great book" lists. The books we call "children's books" are really books written for an audience that includes children, but excludes no-one. They are books for EVERYONE - and if you exclude them, you miss the most important books of all!

I think complaining about musicals and musical theater fans and their love of musicals is boring and tedious. You don't have to like things you don't like, but also go away.

Wicked fans who booed Chappell Roan for turning down a white house invitation and then cheered Elphaba for knocking Oz guards to death by fall

The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier

I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.

Big sleeper

X’s with ‘tudes.

Music theory is turning your sheet music sideways so you can play it like guitar hero.