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kiss the people you hold dear
forget that i was ever here
new mountain goats fuckin rules
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Halle Berry I'm sorry for talking shit when Gothika came out
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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i fucking hate when shit is all for naught
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
damn i just found a game called Clock Simulator and i got fuckin hyped! I thought it was gonna be like Car Mechanic Simulator, but for clocks. methodically repairing little watches etc. it's some cutesy bullshit instead, i dunno, i checked out instantly when i didn't see cogs
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
i just invited my wife to come look at my computer, methodically explained what each element of my Tingus Goose tower does, then thanked her for listening and let her get back to her documentary
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 AM
my top 5 most listened songs in 2025 are 5 tracks from Moon Colony Bloodbath lol
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
just changed the battery in my car. so now here is the list of everything i know how to do to my car:
‐change windshield wiper motor
-change starter
-change battery
-put on spare tire (i think i could carry this knowledge into changing tires)
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
alternate history where the sushi burrito never got off the ground
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
in spite of everything i still think video games are so, so cool
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Esnupi and the boys
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
alright i bought Horses. this thing with Steam sucks ass. Humble and Epic both going along with culture war bullshit makes sense to me. there's a lot about Steam to dislike but this feels like a step in a pretty bad direction
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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You’ll Be OK
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
been playing this roguelite world-of-horror-like called NO-SKIN. each run probably takes about 10 minutes, and you can increase game speed in the menu. the combat is puzzle-like; eg, one character gets bonuses every time they reduce an enemy's health exactly to zero
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
they've gotta be out there, but it's hard to imagine a hardcore Bachman-Turner Overdrive fan. me personally, I associate them with a cable internet commercial from my childhood
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
i am enjoying god of war. feels like being in a ball pit. feels like getting scooped up and fed soothing mush. i am only sort of kidding. i loved the tomb raider remakes for the same reason, thirteen hours of lost time per game
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
this is such a dogshit opinion that I'm mentally re-evaluating Reservoir Dogs
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it

"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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that moment when you realize you’ve eaten more of something than you should have but there’s not enough left to leave for anyone else so it’s like ok here we go
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Watch me [fuck up in some boneheaded way]" is my fav nor cal turn of phrase. i once instantly clocked a Sacramento cook on Chopped because in one of the talking head segments, she said something like "watch me forget how to boil water"
watch me give a dumb answer to this
Without saying where you’re from, drop some slang from your city. I’m trying to see something.
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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couplea guys
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
we introduced Perry to Milo and Guero. the quarantine period was rough. Milo is a pretty singular little guy, fearless and curious, so he was pretty easy to entertain, but Perry was just a lonely little guy. anyway the politics unfolding in their cage right now are insane
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
about to make my favorite meal of the year: leftover pie
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
watch me give a dumb answer to this
Without saying where you’re from, drop some slang from your city. I’m trying to see something.
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
played the demo for a cool-looking RPG called The Use of Life. seems like it's choice-reactive in an interesting way, and relies on timed dodges rather than armor in battles. but i don't like how the main male rabbit looks like a rabbit, and the main female rabbit looks like a lady with bunny ears
i am making a new rule for myself that if a game has an available free demo, i have to play the demo before i buy it
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM