Lorien 🍁
@liquidloz.bsky.social
31, UK, chronically online and normally thirsting over old men. This is currently a Michael Keaton thirst account
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Lorien 🍁
@liquidloz.bsky.social
· Feb 23
Stupid ass memes I have made about Michael Keaton
A thread 🧵
A thread 🧵
Don’t wanna go to work so have a throwback to cowboy Keats 😍
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Don’t wanna go to work so have a throwback to cowboy Keats 😍
Can’t sleep so have some pretty Keats as my favourite awkward dad 😍
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Can’t sleep so have some pretty Keats as my favourite awkward dad 😍
Never had my landlord visit (thank the lord) but apparently I’m due an inspection report by the electrician and this is how I imagine it will go down… 😂😂😂
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Never had my landlord visit (thank the lord) but apparently I’m due an inspection report by the electrician and this is how I imagine it will go down… 😂😂😂
This photoshoot is actually outrageous and lives rent free in my head 24/7 🥵🥵🥵
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
This photoshoot is actually outrageous and lives rent free in my head 24/7 🥵🥵🥵
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
The existential dread when you’ve just had a week off work and you have to go back tomorrow 😭😭
December 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The existential dread when you’ve just had a week off work and you have to go back tomorrow 😭😭
God I’m so fucking feral for him Jesus H Christ on a bike 🥵🥵🥵
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
God I’m so fucking feral for him Jesus H Christ on a bike 🥵🥵🥵
Cobra was so good. So so bad it’s good. Insane one liners and random scenes like this just because 😂😂😂
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Cobra was so good. So so bad it’s good. Insane one liners and random scenes like this just because 😂😂😂
Completed my first marathon at @princecharlescinema.com 😁 what a fantastic and random selection of movies all bar one that were completely new to me. 10/10 would recommend!
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Completed my first marathon at @princecharlescinema.com 😁 what a fantastic and random selection of movies all bar one that were completely new to me. 10/10 would recommend!
“We expect to deliver between 08:40 and 14:30”
Me at 08:39
Me at 08:39
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
“We expect to deliver between 08:40 and 14:30”
Me at 08:39
Me at 08:39
Me: on a knife edge, chewing my nails off, ready to jump up as soon as the postman arrives
My cat sitting on my lap: yeah so actually I’m comfy right now so fuck you 😂
My cat sitting on my lap: yeah so actually I’m comfy right now so fuck you 😂
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Me: on a knife edge, chewing my nails off, ready to jump up as soon as the postman arrives
My cat sitting on my lap: yeah so actually I’m comfy right now so fuck you 😂
My cat sitting on my lap: yeah so actually I’m comfy right now so fuck you 😂
Day 2 of the Prince Charles-athon done! Cheeky lil afternoon screening of Batman 89. Returns is better by a long way but Michael Keaton is literally the most beautiful man of all time 😍😍
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Day 2 of the Prince Charles-athon done! Cheeky lil afternoon screening of Batman 89. Returns is better by a long way but Michael Keaton is literally the most beautiful man of all time 😍😍
The prettiest eyes in all the land 😍
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
The prettiest eyes in all the land 😍
Forget the fireplace, I wanna talk about Michael Keaton in riding boots 😍😍
We need to talk about Bruce Wayne’s big-ass fireplace in BATMAN RETURNS.
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Forget the fireplace, I wanna talk about Michael Keaton in riding boots 😍😍
I would love to get in Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith’s heads because what is even happening in there 😂
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I would love to get in Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith’s heads because what is even happening in there 😂
Day one of the Prince Charles-athon done with a sold out showing of Batman Returns after I missed it last year! God I love that silly, horny as fuck movie.
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Day one of the Prince Charles-athon done with a sold out showing of Batman Returns after I missed it last year! God I love that silly, horny as fuck movie.
Every year I buy a bottle of Baileys because it’s the quintessential British Christmas drink and every year I am reminded that I fucking hate Baileys 😂😂
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Every year I buy a bottle of Baileys because it’s the quintessential British Christmas drink and every year I am reminded that I fucking hate Baileys 😂😂
@politeandnotgay.bsky.social found these new pictures that just dropped and excuse me while I have a fucking crisis oh my GOOD LORD
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
@politeandnotgay.bsky.social found these new pictures that just dropped and excuse me while I have a fucking crisis oh my GOOD LORD
Me when my parcel is still five and a half thousand miles away 😭😭
December 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Me when my parcel is still five and a half thousand miles away 😭😭
Me writing the filthiest things online that I would do to Michael Keaton if he gave me the chance: 😏🥵😮💨💀
Also me if I ever actually met Michael Keaton:
Also me if I ever actually met Michael Keaton:
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Me writing the filthiest things online that I would do to Michael Keaton if he gave me the chance: 😏🥵😮💨💀
Also me if I ever actually met Michael Keaton:
Also me if I ever actually met Michael Keaton:
One of my friends has to work so I now have a spare ticket to Batman Returns on Tuesday night in London. Anyone up for joining me and Charlotte for beverages and sexy cinema? 🥹
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
One of my friends has to work so I now have a spare ticket to Batman Returns on Tuesday night in London. Anyone up for joining me and Charlotte for beverages and sexy cinema? 🥹
Listen if he looked at me like that I wouldn’t survive 😭
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Listen if he looked at me like that I wouldn’t survive 😭
Guilty pleasure movie and what an absolute elite soundtrack 🔥🔥
Michael Sembello - Maniac (from "Flashdance") (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Old But Gold - Musik Nostalgie
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Guilty pleasure movie and what an absolute elite soundtrack 🔥🔥
Good morning to Michael Keaton only
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Good morning to Michael Keaton only
Some of my best work I think. Make sure you leave your milk and cookies out for Michael Keaton this Christmas 😂❤️
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Some of my best work I think. Make sure you leave your milk and cookies out for Michael Keaton this Christmas 😂❤️