Don’t wanna go to work so have a throwback to cowboy Keats 😍

Can’t sleep so have some pretty Keats as my favourite awkward dad 😍

Never had my landlord visit (thank the lord) but apparently I’m due an inspection report by the electrician and this is how I imagine it will go down… 😂😂😂

Cobra was so good. So so bad it’s good. Insane one liners and random scenes like this just because 😂😂😂

Me when my parcel is still five and a half thousand miles away 😭😭

Me writing the filthiest things online that I would do to Michael Keaton if he gave me the chance: 😏🥵😮‍💨💀

Also me if I ever actually met Michael Keaton:

I have never been more anxious to receive a parcel in my whole life. Frantically refreshing tracking like a maniac to make sure it’s still in transit is stressing me out 😂😂

Taking Michael Keaton out of context just kills me off to be honest 😂

I am actually so baffled that this is real LMAO ya girl is 100% atheist but this shit is straight fire 😂😂😂

When you organise the Christmas party for the team because no one else can be arsed and then you check and your rota has been changed to a 7am start the day after the party…

Definitely my horniest Michael Keaton edit. I regret nothing 😂