Lorien 🍁
@liquidloz.bsky.social
31, UK, chronically online and normally thirsting over old men. This is currently a Michael Keaton thirst account
See also: hAvE yOu cLoSeD tHe GaTe?! Yes. So many times… 😑
December 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
See also: hAvE yOu cLoSeD tHe GaTe?! Yes. So many times… 😑
Every night when I close the shop I have to take pictures as eViDeNcE that I have done my job so enjoy this small series of varying angles of trollies in their correct location LMAO I don’t know what the fuck I’m even posting anymore jesus christ
December 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Every night when I close the shop I have to take pictures as eViDeNcE that I have done my job so enjoy this small series of varying angles of trollies in their correct location LMAO I don’t know what the fuck I’m even posting anymore jesus christ
Don’t wanna go to work so have a throwback to cowboy Keats 😍
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Don’t wanna go to work so have a throwback to cowboy Keats 😍
Can’t sleep so have some pretty Keats as my favourite awkward dad 😍
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Can’t sleep so have some pretty Keats as my favourite awkward dad 😍
Never had my landlord visit (thank the lord) but apparently I’m due an inspection report by the electrician and this is how I imagine it will go down… 😂😂😂
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Never had my landlord visit (thank the lord) but apparently I’m due an inspection report by the electrician and this is how I imagine it will go down… 😂😂😂
This photoshoot is actually outrageous and lives rent free in my head 24/7 🥵🥵🥵
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
This photoshoot is actually outrageous and lives rent free in my head 24/7 🥵🥵🥵
God I’m so fucking feral for him Jesus H Christ on a bike 🥵🥵🥵
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
God I’m so fucking feral for him Jesus H Christ on a bike 🥵🥵🥵
Cobra was so good. So so bad it’s good. Insane one liners and random scenes like this just because 😂😂😂
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Cobra was so good. So so bad it’s good. Insane one liners and random scenes like this just because 😂😂😂
“We expect to deliver between 08:40 and 14:30”
Me at 08:39
Me at 08:39
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
“We expect to deliver between 08:40 and 14:30”
Me at 08:39
Me at 08:39
The prettiest eyes in all the land 😍
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
The prettiest eyes in all the land 😍
@politeandnotgay.bsky.social found these new pictures that just dropped and excuse me while I have a fucking crisis oh my GOOD LORD
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
@politeandnotgay.bsky.social found these new pictures that just dropped and excuse me while I have a fucking crisis oh my GOOD LORD
Me when my parcel is still five and a half thousand miles away 😭😭
December 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Me when my parcel is still five and a half thousand miles away 😭😭
Me writing the filthiest things online that I would do to Michael Keaton if he gave me the chance: 😏🥵😮💨💀
Also me if I ever actually met Michael Keaton:
Also me if I ever actually met Michael Keaton:
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Me writing the filthiest things online that I would do to Michael Keaton if he gave me the chance: 😏🥵😮💨💀
Also me if I ever actually met Michael Keaton:
Also me if I ever actually met Michael Keaton:
Listen if he looked at me like that I wouldn’t survive 😭
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Listen if he looked at me like that I wouldn’t survive 😭
Good morning to Michael Keaton only
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Good morning to Michael Keaton only
Some of my best work I think. Make sure you leave your milk and cookies out for Michael Keaton this Christmas 😂❤️
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Some of my best work I think. Make sure you leave your milk and cookies out for Michael Keaton this Christmas 😂❤️
Throwback to when I used to have to give feedback on in aisle events and never knew what to say 😂😂😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Throwback to when I used to have to give feedback on in aisle events and never knew what to say 😂😂😂😂
I have never been more anxious to receive a parcel in my whole life. Frantically refreshing tracking like a maniac to make sure it’s still in transit is stressing me out 😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I have never been more anxious to receive a parcel in my whole life. Frantically refreshing tracking like a maniac to make sure it’s still in transit is stressing me out 😂😂
Taking Michael Keaton out of context just kills me off to be honest 😂
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Taking Michael Keaton out of context just kills me off to be honest 😂
“What’s that wailing sound?”
“Oh sorry it’s an involuntary reaction I have whenever I see Michael Keaton in denim.”
“Oh sorry it’s an involuntary reaction I have whenever I see Michael Keaton in denim.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
“What’s that wailing sound?”
“Oh sorry it’s an involuntary reaction I have whenever I see Michael Keaton in denim.”
“Oh sorry it’s an involuntary reaction I have whenever I see Michael Keaton in denim.”
I am actually so baffled that this is real LMAO ya girl is 100% atheist but this shit is straight fire 😂😂😂
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I am actually so baffled that this is real LMAO ya girl is 100% atheist but this shit is straight fire 😂😂😂
When you organise the Christmas party for the team because no one else can be arsed and then you check and your rota has been changed to a 7am start the day after the party…
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
When you organise the Christmas party for the team because no one else can be arsed and then you check and your rota has been changed to a 7am start the day after the party…
Crying because he’s so pretty 😭😍
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Crying because he’s so pretty 😭😍
Definitely my horniest Michael Keaton edit. I regret nothing 😂
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Definitely my horniest Michael Keaton edit. I regret nothing 😂