Linzee Style
@linzeestyle.bsky.social
She/her | Bucky Barnes enthusiast | Old enough to know | Young enough not to say no.
just got my car back from the car doctor because a rodent chewed through some wires in the engine. I AM HORRIFIED.
March 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
just got my car back from the car doctor because a rodent chewed through some wires in the engine. I AM HORRIFIED.
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Virginia got furminated and her level of offense is high right now. She looks much less scraggly though.
January 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Virginia got furminated and her level of offense is high right now. She looks much less scraggly though.
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the number of people offended by this post is WILD.
lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
January 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the number of people offended by this post is WILD.
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A woman (70s?) talking to a man (70s?) in a cafe: "You know that singer that sounds like a squashed frog. The one you like?"
He replies: "Bob Dylan."
"No. The one who sounds like a squashed frog. He croaks."
He replies: "Bob Dylan."
She frowns: "No. He sounds like--"
He sighs: "Bob Dylan." (4)
He replies: "Bob Dylan."
"No. The one who sounds like a squashed frog. He croaks."
He replies: "Bob Dylan."
She frowns: "No. He sounds like--"
He sighs: "Bob Dylan." (4)
January 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
A woman (70s?) talking to a man (70s?) in a cafe: "You know that singer that sounds like a squashed frog. The one you like?"
He replies: "Bob Dylan."
"No. The one who sounds like a squashed frog. He croaks."
He replies: "Bob Dylan."
She frowns: "No. He sounds like--"
He sighs: "Bob Dylan." (4)
He replies: "Bob Dylan."
"No. The one who sounds like a squashed frog. He croaks."
He replies: "Bob Dylan."
She frowns: "No. He sounds like--"
He sighs: "Bob Dylan." (4)
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Poor, poor invisible Soup.....
December 27, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Poor, poor invisible Soup.....
Oooh hey something I am Very Good At!
One like = one trivial gripe.
January 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Oooh hey something I am Very Good At!
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Writing tip: After you finish, go back & cut all the adverbs. Then all the adjectives. Then all the other words. Eat the paper. Now you're free.
January 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Writing tip: After you finish, go back & cut all the adverbs. Then all the adjectives. Then all the other words. Eat the paper. Now you're free.
Puppet History is back tomorrow and I am so excited I cannot handle it. I've probably watched the trailer a good five times now.
January 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Puppet History is back tomorrow and I am so excited I cannot handle it. I've probably watched the trailer a good five times now.
Yes I'm a reasonable person who just spent far too much on a silver pendant necklace with Fyodor's pawprint on it. Why do you ask?
January 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Yes I'm a reasonable person who just spent far too much on a silver pendant necklace with Fyodor's pawprint on it. Why do you ask?
Chekhov got a present from my coworker.
January 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Chekhov got a present from my coworker.
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The fuck do you mean it regained a full health bar and it's called 2025 now?
I like when the second phase of the boss battle gives the boss a different, fancier name
December 31, 2024 at 6:27 PM
The fuck do you mean it regained a full health bar and it's called 2025 now?
I am being hunted.
December 31, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I am being hunted.
He is very cute, which allows me to ignore his many crimes.
December 30, 2024 at 4:45 AM
He is very cute, which allows me to ignore his many crimes.
without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025
December 28, 2024 at 7:13 PM
without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025
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here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
Chekhov went to the vet today to get his second set of kitty shots. While there, he got into a garbage can, tried to eat a stethoscope, attempted to escape the exam room, and got into their computer.
Please assure me “unholy demon” is a phase kittens grow out of because omg I’m too old for this.
Please assure me “unholy demon” is a phase kittens grow out of because omg I’m too old for this.
December 21, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Chekhov went to the vet today to get his second set of kitty shots. While there, he got into a garbage can, tried to eat a stethoscope, attempted to escape the exam room, and got into their computer.
Please assure me “unholy demon” is a phase kittens grow out of because omg I’m too old for this.
Please assure me “unholy demon” is a phase kittens grow out of because omg I’m too old for this.
MagSafe cable for my macbook died on me, which I am not pleased about. On the plus side, I had so many points on my card it paid for the new one. Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
December 21, 2024 at 6:24 PM
MagSafe cable for my macbook died on me, which I am not pleased about. On the plus side, I had so many points on my card it paid for the new one. Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
Kittens are little monsters. In related news, I just want to be able to use my heated blanket without someone trying to chew on it.
December 18, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Kittens are little monsters. In related news, I just want to be able to use my heated blanket without someone trying to chew on it.
Chekhov is just a little guy.
December 14, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Chekhov is just a little guy.
My favorite faculty member brought me a new friend.
December 3, 2024 at 9:56 PM
My favorite faculty member brought me a new friend.
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The only elf on a shelf I accept is Legolas standing on a rocky shelf surveying the plains with his elf eyes.
December 2, 2024 at 7:49 AM
The only elf on a shelf I accept is Legolas standing on a rocky shelf surveying the plains with his elf eyes.
Chekhov is a cuddler for real.
December 2, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Chekhov is a cuddler for real.