Noah
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Used to think the abbreviation ofc meant "of fucking course" instead of just "of course." Was always a little shocked when a coworker would use it like girl we're at work!
July 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Used to think the abbreviation ofc meant "of fucking course" instead of just "of course." Was always a little shocked when a coworker would use it like girl we're at work!
We can all sigh a collective sigh of relief that the new pope isn't Italian
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
We can all sigh a collective sigh of relief that the new pope isn't Italian
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another season of tornado videos accompanied by twangy accents is well underway
April 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
another season of tornado videos accompanied by twangy accents is well underway
Buying a "bought this before Elon went crazy" sticker for my 08 Honda Element
March 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Buying a "bought this before Elon went crazy" sticker for my 08 Honda Element
Adrian Brody gets a second oscar for the longest fucking speech
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Adrian Brody gets a second oscar for the longest fucking speech
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thank you brazil for saving us from emilia perez
March 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
thank you brazil for saving us from emilia perez
Now who in the hell is Drew Paul? Y'all go to school together or something?
March 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Now who in the hell is Drew Paul? Y'all go to school together or something?
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I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.
February 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.
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I think planes shouldn't crash
February 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I think planes shouldn't crash
Lexi Love baby I wanna see you host SNL one day too!
February 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Lexi Love baby I wanna see you host SNL one day too!
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I was just told that I have to remove “climate” from the title of an ongoing grant if I want to keep it. And publications from that grant cannot include “climate” and other forbidden words. I can’t believe I’m writing this from the United States of America. #AcademicSky
Just received an email saying that it's not advisable to include the following words in future applications for research funding to the US DOT. Here we are.
February 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I was just told that I have to remove “climate” from the title of an ongoing grant if I want to keep it. And publications from that grant cannot include “climate” and other forbidden words. I can’t believe I’m writing this from the United States of America. #AcademicSky
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Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺
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February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺
Repost 👇🏾 👇🏾
Repost 👇🏾 👇🏾
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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoH...
Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoH...
February 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoH...
Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoH...
These Grammys really do feel like Kamala won
February 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
These Grammys really do feel like Kamala won
Dumpster diving will really have you like “ohhhh yeah this is why there’s a climate crisis”
January 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Dumpster diving will really have you like “ohhhh yeah this is why there’s a climate crisis”
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Remember that every day you can participate in small acts of resistance against the Trump administration, such as liking and reposting my posts
January 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Remember that every day you can participate in small acts of resistance against the Trump administration, such as liking and reposting my posts
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Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer
January 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer
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Earth Explodes
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Earth Explodes
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