LindseyIanCole
@lindseyiancole.bsky.social
Leftist. Poly. Sober
Living every week like it’s shark week.
Living every week like it’s shark week.
It’s wild how the people who say “we shouldn’t politicize tragedies” every time a school is shot up are all the sudden cool with their Orange Jesus immediately blaming brown people for a plane crash that killed almost 70 people.
January 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It’s wild how the people who say “we shouldn’t politicize tragedies” every time a school is shot up are all the sudden cool with their Orange Jesus immediately blaming brown people for a plane crash that killed almost 70 people.
So yesterday was hard. I’m anxious, sad, angry, terrified. I’m sure a lot of you guys are too. Feel those feelings. Let them run their course. After that, get ready to fucking fight. We ain’t going out like this.
January 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So yesterday was hard. I’m anxious, sad, angry, terrified. I’m sure a lot of you guys are too. Feel those feelings. Let them run their course. After that, get ready to fucking fight. We ain’t going out like this.
So no TikTok, not supporting Meta… I hope LinkedIn is ready for my shitposting and gym thirst traps.
January 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So no TikTok, not supporting Meta… I hope LinkedIn is ready for my shitposting and gym thirst traps.
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Facebook and Instagram aren’t good at making you friends because Mark has never learned how to make one friend in his entire life. That’s why those platforms are both such solo shows that don’t have a community feeling.
January 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Facebook and Instagram aren’t good at making you friends because Mark has never learned how to make one friend in his entire life. That’s why those platforms are both such solo shows that don’t have a community feeling.
So how long until my thumb stops involuntarily opening TikTok every 10 minutes out of habit?
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
So how long until my thumb stops involuntarily opening TikTok every 10 minutes out of habit?
Praise be to the Costco gods.
January 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Praise be to the Costco gods.
We’re heading into a scary time for a lot of us. Really hope that we can use the resources we’ve got left to lean into community. It’s gonna be so important to remember that we’re not alone as this fuckery ensues.
January 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
We’re heading into a scary time for a lot of us. Really hope that we can use the resources we’ve got left to lean into community. It’s gonna be so important to remember that we’re not alone as this fuckery ensues.
Good morning, you beautiful motherfuckers! What manner of chaos are we unleashing on the world today?!
January 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Good morning, you beautiful motherfuckers! What manner of chaos are we unleashing on the world today?!
TikTok is dying, I hate Meta and I’m not learning Mandarin. We still doing shit over here?!
January 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
TikTok is dying, I hate Meta and I’m not learning Mandarin. We still doing shit over here?!
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If you are reading then congratulations you've avoided getting killed so far today good job
December 9, 2024 at 9:51 PM
If you are reading then congratulations you've avoided getting killed so far today good job
Working off the entire Costco pumpkin pie that I ate yesterday.
December 1, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Working off the entire Costco pumpkin pie that I ate yesterday.
Anybody murder an uncle yesterday?
November 29, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Anybody murder an uncle yesterday?
Remember 8th grade, when we had to get permission slips signed to watch the old Romeo & Juliet movie because it showed boobs? Ignoring the fact that they were modeling to a bunch of hormonal 12/13 year olds that killing yourself because you can’t be with your crush is a logical response. Good times.
November 27, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Remember 8th grade, when we had to get permission slips signed to watch the old Romeo & Juliet movie because it showed boobs? Ignoring the fact that they were modeling to a bunch of hormonal 12/13 year olds that killing yourself because you can’t be with your crush is a logical response. Good times.
Honestly, this account is about to be full of things that pop up on my Facebook memories that I thought was funny and didn’t get appreciated enough there.
November 26, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Honestly, this account is about to be full of things that pop up on my Facebook memories that I thought was funny and didn’t get appreciated enough there.
I used to post so much goofy, asinine bullshit on Twitter. I don’t know why, but it feels classier over here. Like, I shouldn’t be sharing dad jokes and dumbass observations. I don’t think I’m profound enough for y’all smart people.
November 26, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I used to post so much goofy, asinine bullshit on Twitter. I don’t know why, but it feels classier over here. Like, I shouldn’t be sharing dad jokes and dumbass observations. I don’t think I’m profound enough for y’all smart people.
Oh, y’all thought this app would be safe from thirst tra… I mean fitness accountability posts? Silly geese.
November 24, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Oh, y’all thought this app would be safe from thirst tra… I mean fitness accountability posts? Silly geese.
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i’m tired of self improvement can’t everyone else just get worse
November 24, 2024 at 11:59 AM
i’m tired of self improvement can’t everyone else just get worse
It is my belief that batteries in smoke detectors are incapable of dying before midnight.
November 24, 2024 at 3:17 PM
It is my belief that batteries in smoke detectors are incapable of dying before midnight.
The tree is going up today. First time ever before Thanksgiving. Still only saying “Happy Holidays”. Still frontline infantry in the War on Christmas.
November 23, 2024 at 11:32 PM
The tree is going up today. First time ever before Thanksgiving. Still only saying “Happy Holidays”. Still frontline infantry in the War on Christmas.
Happy Saturday.
November 23, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Happy Saturday.
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PLEASE REMEMBER:
trump's win percentage is shaping up to be the third SMALLEST in history.
He does NOT have a mandate, no matter what he says.
That means we push back against every single batshit crazy policy he tries to pass.
EVERYTHING.
Mandate my ass.
trump's win percentage is shaping up to be the third SMALLEST in history.
He does NOT have a mandate, no matter what he says.
That means we push back against every single batshit crazy policy he tries to pass.
EVERYTHING.
Mandate my ass.
November 23, 2024 at 5:55 PM
PLEASE REMEMBER:
trump's win percentage is shaping up to be the third SMALLEST in history.
He does NOT have a mandate, no matter what he says.
That means we push back against every single batshit crazy policy he tries to pass.
EVERYTHING.
Mandate my ass.
trump's win percentage is shaping up to be the third SMALLEST in history.
He does NOT have a mandate, no matter what he says.
That means we push back against every single batshit crazy policy he tries to pass.
EVERYTHING.
Mandate my ass.
Good morning! Remember, the world is your oyster… and oyster are gross and terrible.
November 20, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Good morning! Remember, the world is your oyster… and oyster are gross and terrible.
Dr. fucking Oz. I wish this could just be hilarious and not terrifying.
November 19, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Dr. fucking Oz. I wish this could just be hilarious and not terrifying.
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November 18, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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Oh no, this echo chamber I'm stuck in is full of amazing art, generous, kind people, and joy.
What ever shall I do?
What ever shall I do?
November 16, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Oh no, this echo chamber I'm stuck in is full of amazing art, generous, kind people, and joy.
What ever shall I do?
What ever shall I do?