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Told a Spanish bartender that I was murdering turtles by asking for a straw and he didn’t get me so now it sounds to him like I actually went into the ocean with a Gun
April 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Me when pope Francis has pneumonia
February 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
nfifnfint
It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
February 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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BREAKING! HUGE VICTORY FOR LABOR UNIONS!!!

A judge extended an order blocking the Trump administration’s deferred resignation/buyout offer to 2 million federal employees who had faced a midnight deadline to accept it.
February 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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It warms my heart that the team who won't visit the White House beat the team who kissed his ass.
February 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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HONOLULU (AP) — Hawaii Supreme Court rules against insurance companies in Maui wildfire, allowing $4B settlement to move forward.
February 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Following the CDC's removal of critical health data and the potential approval of RFK Jr. as Health Secretary, it is crucial to access accurate health information from independent sources such as the WHO, Mayo Clinic, Johns Hopkins University, and peer-reviewed journals.
February 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
e
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February 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Scene at Treasury
February 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Members of Congress were just denied entry to the Department of Treasury. This is a 5 alarm fire.
February 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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they are mostly targeting black employees so this is quite literally just a repeat of woodrow wilson’s segregationist purge of the federal government
Federal health workers are expressing fear and alarm after a website called “DEI Watch List” published the photos, names and public information of a number of workers across health agencies, describing them as “targets.”
Federal health workers terrified after ‘DEI’ website publishes list of ‘targets’
The site calls out workers who have been involved with DEI initiatives. A majority are Black.
www.nbcnews.com
February 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Just bought a ton of Ravioli and carried the cans to my car.

BoyareDee’s Arms tired
February 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
January 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
NFITNFIMSNF
Robert Kennedy said if he had a time
machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?
January 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
mind u its the navajo code talkers that made things happen for america during ww2
Pete Hegseth: "Diversity is not our strength"
January 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Don't call it a "detention camp" at Guantanamo.

It's a CONCENTRATION CAMP.
January 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Not just buttered noodles, but buttered wide egg noodles.
January 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Yeah, how about not dissolving the air safety advisory commission at the FAA. As your team did last week.
January 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Skweeting about how terrible Kanye West is to counterbalance the stream I gave him today
January 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
ykw im happy for dua lipa
December 30, 2024 at 10:45 PM
NOBODY (my stomach) MOURNS THE WICKED (me after eating ghee)
December 30, 2024 at 2:13 AM
LMAO NO LIKE I BUST OUT LAUGHING
“BANG!!!” Beyoncé stands with Luigi 😌
December 27, 2024 at 4:24 AM
all i ever do is wake up and feel shitty
December 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
does anyone have an ice cream machine i can borrow in jan
December 23, 2024 at 5:16 PM
not even like in a stan way but like thats such a microaggression to me not only is it misogynistic and racist, its also weird? u dont have to like the music, but not talented is wild
Thinking Beyonce isn’t talented is a major red flag to me.
December 23, 2024 at 1:20 PM