Jim
@anxietyrat.bsky.social
Feeling innocent but that could change
Addison Rae is like Thom Yorke if he weren’t a piece of shit and had that ah-ah sex to die for
February 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Addison Rae is like Thom Yorke if he weren’t a piece of shit and had that ah-ah sex to die for
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what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them
January 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them
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they’re removing the groove in my heart
January 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
they’re removing the groove in my heart
They should deflate the footballs just a little bit so that they’re easier to hold on to
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
They should deflate the footballs just a little bit so that they’re easier to hold on to
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a sheryl crow super bowl would heal the wounds
January 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
a sheryl crow super bowl would heal the wounds
Lost my innocence 😩 retraced my steps but it’s not in his lap OR the backseat
January 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Lost my innocence 😩 retraced my steps but it’s not in his lap OR the backseat
First year of gen beta,,, they’re so cucked
January 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
First year of gen beta,,, they’re so cucked
Who up touchin they pearl rn ??
January 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Who up touchin they pearl rn ??
Skweeting about how terrible Kanye West is to counterbalance the stream I gave him today
January 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Skweeting about how terrible Kanye West is to counterbalance the stream I gave him today
Piss is a myth made up by Big Bladder to sell less time with your family
December 26, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Piss is a myth made up by Big Bladder to sell less time with your family
why is nobody talking about the hook leg on the solo poly hijabi amputee!!!!
December 14, 2024 at 2:04 AM
why is nobody talking about the hook leg on the solo poly hijabi amputee!!!!
12 angry men???? Give me 12 unbothered queens 💅🏼
December 10, 2024 at 9:02 PM
12 angry men???? Give me 12 unbothered queens 💅🏼
If I’m on that jury, it’ll be hung 😏
December 10, 2024 at 5:44 PM
If I’m on that jury, it’ll be hung 😏
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Tried to impress a date by sending back the entree saying it tasted like horse dick but the waiter destroyed me with a simple follow up question
January 9, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Tried to impress a date by sending back the entree saying it tasted like horse dick but the waiter destroyed me with a simple follow up question
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my svelte wife and I were excited to purchase $Hawk to support Ms. Tuah. then we lost our daughter’s college fund
December 5, 2024 at 10:57 PM
my svelte wife and I were excited to purchase $Hawk to support Ms. Tuah. then we lost our daughter’s college fund
It’s crazy what two and a half beers will do to my mental state which begs the question; alcoholism?
December 4, 2024 at 10:59 PM
It’s crazy what two and a half beers will do to my mental state which begs the question; alcoholism?
You walk into the function and ur look and vibe are so bad that they stop the music so everyone can turn and look at you :///
December 2, 2024 at 2:49 PM
You walk into the function and ur look and vibe are so bad that they stop the music so everyone can turn and look at you :///
Book is cringing me out rn, gotta take a 30 second phone break bc the mmc cummed his pants
November 26, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Book is cringing me out rn, gotta take a 30 second phone break bc the mmc cummed his pants
Modern garlic is gmo’d to go bad immediately. In the 90s they had an entire kitchen aesthetic style that included having whole heads of the stuff just out in the open, staying fresh and perked up. Why is that not the garlic of 2024
November 20, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Modern garlic is gmo’d to go bad immediately. In the 90s they had an entire kitchen aesthetic style that included having whole heads of the stuff just out in the open, staying fresh and perked up. Why is that not the garlic of 2024
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my grandparents FOUGHT
so my parents could MARCH
so I could POST ONLINE
so my children could be free 🇺🇸
so my parents could MARCH
so I could POST ONLINE
so my children could be free 🇺🇸
November 19, 2024 at 12:55 AM
my grandparents FOUGHT
so my parents could MARCH
so I could POST ONLINE
so my children could be free 🇺🇸
so my parents could MARCH
so I could POST ONLINE
so my children could be free 🇺🇸
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Bluesky heard your criticism that its user base skewed too heavily toward the elder millennial demographic and compensated by adding ten million even older users
November 19, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Bluesky heard your criticism that its user base skewed too heavily toward the elder millennial demographic and compensated by adding ten million even older users
White dude with a goldendoodle puppy named bell hooks. He was serious. BOLO in Chelsea 👀
November 19, 2024 at 1:47 PM
White dude with a goldendoodle puppy named bell hooks. He was serious. BOLO in Chelsea 👀
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Skweeting about calling them skweets and you could too
November 18, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Skweeting about calling them skweets and you could too
Cats are cool I guess but did we really need to make a twitter dupe just to share pics of them
November 16, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Cats are cool I guess but did we really need to make a twitter dupe just to share pics of them