Lily Valentine
@lilvalentine.bsky.social
Amateur writer, artist and programmer.
Professional sleepy goth punk bitch.
Professional sleepy goth punk bitch.
Centrist Democrats look to their right and see concentration camps being built. They look to their left and see books being burned. They look behind them and see the long list of people Republicans want in the camps.
And they say to themselves: "Well, I suppose I'm up for driving some trains."
And they say to themselves: "Well, I suppose I'm up for driving some trains."
September 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Centrist Democrats look to their right and see concentration camps being built. They look to their left and see books being burned. They look behind them and see the long list of people Republicans want in the camps.
And they say to themselves: "Well, I suppose I'm up for driving some trains."
And they say to themselves: "Well, I suppose I'm up for driving some trains."
Got up from bed after ghoulscrolling for half an hour just to catch my girlfriend ghoulscrolling in the office.
That's how you know it's love.
That's how you know it's love.
August 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Got up from bed after ghoulscrolling for half an hour just to catch my girlfriend ghoulscrolling in the office.
That's how you know it's love.
That's how you know it's love.
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
I'm just picturing myself running through this parking lot.
Hands outstretched like it's a flower filled field.
Keys between my fingers like I'm Wolverine.
Just letting all the stress out at once, band-aid pull style.
Hands outstretched like it's a flower filled field.
Keys between my fingers like I'm Wolverine.
Just letting all the stress out at once, band-aid pull style.
I think a group of cybertrucks is called a hate crime. (And no, this isn’t a dealership. Just a random parking lot by a Best Buy.)
August 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'm just picturing myself running through this parking lot.
Hands outstretched like it's a flower filled field.
Keys between my fingers like I'm Wolverine.
Just letting all the stress out at once, band-aid pull style.
Hands outstretched like it's a flower filled field.
Keys between my fingers like I'm Wolverine.
Just letting all the stress out at once, band-aid pull style.
Put on the spot, what's your theme song?
My girlfriend and roommate refer to this as my boss battle music because I once accidentally startled them with it.
My girlfriend and roommate refer to this as my boss battle music because I once accidentally startled them with it.
June 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Put on the spot, what's your theme song?
My girlfriend and roommate refer to this as my boss battle music because I once accidentally startled them with it.
My girlfriend and roommate refer to this as my boss battle music because I once accidentally startled them with it.
When I was really young I was in the diner my grandma worked at and Rudy Giuliani came in because he was in the area trolling for votes.
Apparently I said his head looked like "a possums butt cheeks" while he was in ear shot. Grandma was mortified (until 2016.) Grandpa thought it was funny as hell.
Apparently I said his head looked like "a possums butt cheeks" while he was in ear shot. Grandma was mortified (until 2016.) Grandpa thought it was funny as hell.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
When I was really young I was in the diner my grandma worked at and Rudy Giuliani came in because he was in the area trolling for votes.
Apparently I said his head looked like "a possums butt cheeks" while he was in ear shot. Grandma was mortified (until 2016.) Grandpa thought it was funny as hell.
Apparently I said his head looked like "a possums butt cheeks" while he was in ear shot. Grandma was mortified (until 2016.) Grandpa thought it was funny as hell.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Good news: I'm going to be saved.
Bad news: there's going to be a lot of destruction.
REALLY good news: for some Wendy's we can fix a lot of national problems.
Good news: I'm going to be saved.
Bad news: there's going to be a lot of destruction.
REALLY good news: for some Wendy's we can fix a lot of national problems.
June 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Good news: I'm going to be saved.
Bad news: there's going to be a lot of destruction.
REALLY good news: for some Wendy's we can fix a lot of national problems.
Good news: I'm going to be saved.
Bad news: there's going to be a lot of destruction.
REALLY good news: for some Wendy's we can fix a lot of national problems.
I participated in the Pirate Software Game Jam a few weeks ago. My game is a short puzzle-precision platformer called Cast Iron Warbot.
Judging has finished and I just uploaded the first update.
lilyglamb.itch.io/castironwarbot
Judging has finished and I just uploaded the first update.
lilyglamb.itch.io/castironwarbot
Cast Iron Warbot by Val
Objective: return to the surface.
lilyglamb.itch.io
February 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I participated in the Pirate Software Game Jam a few weeks ago. My game is a short puzzle-precision platformer called Cast Iron Warbot.
Judging has finished and I just uploaded the first update.
lilyglamb.itch.io/castironwarbot
Judging has finished and I just uploaded the first update.
lilyglamb.itch.io/castironwarbot
Name a band for every letter of your name.
(I'm going with last name, because why not.)
Vandal Moon
ACTORS
Love Under Will
Ex Lover
New Today
This Cold Night
Iconoclast
Night Ritual
Echo and the Bunnymen
(I'm going with last name, because why not.)
Vandal Moon
ACTORS
Love Under Will
Ex Lover
New Today
This Cold Night
Iconoclast
Night Ritual
Echo and the Bunnymen
Name a band for every letter of your name
Scary Black
Her Despair
Ego Likeness
Rosetta Stone
Occults
Night Sins
Scary Black
Her Despair
Ego Likeness
Rosetta Stone
Occults
Night Sins
January 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Name a band for every letter of your name.
(I'm going with last name, because why not.)
Vandal Moon
ACTORS
Love Under Will
Ex Lover
New Today
This Cold Night
Iconoclast
Night Ritual
Echo and the Bunnymen
(I'm going with last name, because why not.)
Vandal Moon
ACTORS
Love Under Will
Ex Lover
New Today
This Cold Night
Iconoclast
Night Ritual
Echo and the Bunnymen
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Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.
January 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.
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Today is the last day you can post this picture
December 31, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Today is the last day you can post this picture
Truly, he was the Jimmy-est of Carters.
December 30, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Truly, he was the Jimmy-est of Carters.
So... It's just a little bit hot out, apparently.
December 5, 2024 at 12:41 AM
So... It's just a little bit hot out, apparently.