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Virg
@lilomen.bsky.social
28yo mom
Autism, adhd, asthma

it’s the only time in my life that I’ve gotten straight A’s
This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.

This is a manifesto against disability.

This is the language of eugenics.
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh
January 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
IN THE AAAAARMS OF THE AAAAANGEL
January 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Human Altitude xkcd.com/3039
January 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah, i get a lot of engagement on bluesky but it’s not the kind i want
operator: how so
me: well my posts are served to people who are unfamiliar with me and take them at face value
operator: i am depositing $750,000 into your account
me: no. more
January 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
lmao wouldn’t it be funny if no one watched the inauguration
January 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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(depeche mode voice) personal... garlic bread... printer...
January 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Challenge: try not to crash out watching people who aren’t from America talk about how much they pay for healthcare and healthcare services
January 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“We’re banning TikTok” ok well I’m teaching my daughter mandarin and we’re all gonna be one step closer to the Firefly timeline
January 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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2025

Out: parasocial relationship with TikTokers

In: parasocial relationships with water-dropping helicopters
January 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
maybe the real squid was the game that we played all along
January 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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It’s called acting.
January 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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me on my death bed: fuuuuck i wish i posted online more
November 18, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Me: im gonna marry someone other than Sebastian in Stardew valley this time

Also me as soon as he requests refined quartz:
November 18, 2024 at 3:54 PM