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Amateur cardiologist. Bon vivant. 3 time curling world champion. Former sports psychologist.
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Hot hot coffee
September 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
…and there’s a deep drive by Castellanos and that’s gonna be a home run.
June 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Wanna go on record and state that White Lotus is mid. Beautiful but soulless. Empty calories. Candy.
April 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Jimmy Butler with more free throws tonight than the entire Grizzlies team. Shocking, I know.
April 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Kevin Harlan having la petite mort every time the Warriors make a big play. Muted. Listening to Bill Fox.
April 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m not the smartest crayon in the toolbox but it seems like America isn’t doing so hot right now.
April 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Fine them all then
April 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
April 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Wisteria is poppin off in Memphis right now. I’m here for it.
March 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
You know how you can just hear the congestive heart failure in somebody’s voice sometimes? Just me?
March 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Coworker, in another office, talking to someone else: My wife likes to drink milk with her spaghetti which is the weirdest shit I’ve

Me, running in, having barreled down the hall: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GUMMO?!?
March 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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MJ or LeBron no thank you my GOAT couldn’t jump over a Big Buford
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
How do people not see right through this sentient cheeto puff?
March 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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I'm learning as much as I can about WW2, The Roman Empire and Cryptocurrency in case I ever need to stop a woman from having sex with me
March 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
1. Snowflake
2. The way this guy handles the media/press should alarm Americans. Those who don’t learn history are doomed to repeat it.
Breaking news: The Trump administration plans to handpick the reporters who can ask the president questions, breaking decades of precedent in the White House.
White House Moves to Pick the Pool Reporters Who Cover Trump
In announcing plans to handpick the reporters who can ask the president questions, the White House is breaking decades of precedent.
www.nytimes.com
February 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Many people are saying the video is in fact real. A lot of people are saying that.
A fake video of President Trump sucking the toes of Elon Musk briefly appeared on monitors at the Washington, D.C., headquarters of the Department of Housing and Urban Development on Monday, according to department employees and others familiar with what transpired.
Fake Video of Trump and Musk Appears on TVs at Housing Agency
The video, which appeared to be generated by artificial intelligence, was emblazoned with the message “Long Live the Real King.”
www.nytimes.com
February 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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"I constantly plan for society's collapse" and "these are natural masculine instincts" is the "men will do anything to avoid therapy" meme brought to life.
January 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Gotta love Philly.
Yo some dude brought a grill on the SEPTA BUS in Philly 😭😭😭
January 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’m glad Tom Brady found football. Otherwise, definitely would have been a serial killer.
January 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“Wendy”. A totally real person that exists and craves a salad.
This quinoa salad by Ali Slagle has five stars and a lot of very happy comments. nyti.ms/3CjeLKC
January 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Coffee and tea consumption may be associated with a reduced risk of head and neck cancer, a new analysis suggests.

The analysis, published in the journal Cancer last month, found that drinking more than four cups of coffee daily is associated with a lower risk of head and neck cancer.
Coffee and tea consumption may lead to reduced risk of head and neck cancer
Drinking more than four cups of coffee daily has been found to lower the risk of head and neck cancer, a new analysis reveals.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Musk makes “a gesture that resembled a Nazi salute” and it’s a tiny social media boycott but when I make “a gesture resembling the double bird” I have to do community service? Make it make sense.
January 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
RIP to Garth Hudson. He’s been on my mind lately as the last surviving member of The Band. I just finished reading This Wheel’s On Fire by Levon Helm. Great book.

When everybody in THAT band says you’re the best musician in the group, nothing else needs to be said.
January 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
January 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
As I currently have zero followers, I’d like to say:

Panera was good today
January 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM