lilac dryad
@lilac-dryad.bsky.social
Level 26, she/they. Likes: Making music, playing games (video, board, and TTRPGs), and cats. NSFW, no minors. PFP: life.as.marq on Insta
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October 22, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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Stressed at work? Become stressed at home at the same time for a new and exciting take on life! You'll reach levels of stress previously thought unattainable by mere mortals!
February 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Stressed at work? Become stressed at home at the same time for a new and exciting take on life! You'll reach levels of stress previously thought unattainable by mere mortals!
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"The mission: Force Americans to turn to high-speed rail by making flying in an airplane unthinkably terrifying."
February 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"The mission: Force Americans to turn to high-speed rail by making flying in an airplane unthinkably terrifying."
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here’s a quick comic about Charles
February 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
here’s a quick comic about Charles
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Love this color scheme 😁
February 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Love this color scheme 😁
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'Never met someone with a taste for prawns I couldn't trust'
January 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
'Never met someone with a taste for prawns I couldn't trust'
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incredibly cool shit
this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
February 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
incredibly cool shit
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The horrors never cease but I’m staying sober which counts for double the cosmic points I think
February 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The horrors never cease but I’m staying sober which counts for double the cosmic points I think
Love the fact that we're expected to keep showing up to our 9-5s while the fascists continue to wreck havoc upon everything.
February 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Love the fact that we're expected to keep showing up to our 9-5s while the fascists continue to wreck havoc upon everything.
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I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.
February 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.
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Just sealed some idiot within my crystal
January 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Just sealed some idiot within my crystal
Airports are weird places. You can get alcohol at any time, and the majority of people you see will not still be at one a few hours later.
It’s gotta be even weirder for airport staff.
It’s gotta be even weirder for airport staff.
October 4, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Airports are weird places. You can get alcohol at any time, and the majority of people you see will not still be at one a few hours later.
It’s gotta be even weirder for airport staff.
It’s gotta be even weirder for airport staff.
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It is 2020. The San Francisco 49ers are about to play the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Donald Trump and Joe Biden are running for president.
It is 2024. The San Francisco 49ers are about to play the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Donald Trump and Joe Biden are running for president.
It is 2024. The San Francisco 49ers are about to play the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Donald Trump and Joe Biden are running for president.
February 9, 2024 at 7:24 PM
It is 2020. The San Francisco 49ers are about to play the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Donald Trump and Joe Biden are running for president.
It is 2024. The San Francisco 49ers are about to play the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Donald Trump and Joe Biden are running for president.
It is 2024. The San Francisco 49ers are about to play the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Donald Trump and Joe Biden are running for president.
Me: On vacation, vibing
My brain: Hey, remember the worst points of your life after you dropped out of college? What if we obsessed over every interaction you had during that time period? Wouldn’t that be fun?
Me: Internally screaming, no longer vibing
My brain: Hey, remember the worst points of your life after you dropped out of college? What if we obsessed over every interaction you had during that time period? Wouldn’t that be fun?
Me: Internally screaming, no longer vibing
December 30, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Me: On vacation, vibing
My brain: Hey, remember the worst points of your life after you dropped out of college? What if we obsessed over every interaction you had during that time period? Wouldn’t that be fun?
Me: Internally screaming, no longer vibing
My brain: Hey, remember the worst points of your life after you dropped out of college? What if we obsessed over every interaction you had during that time period? Wouldn’t that be fun?
Me: Internally screaming, no longer vibing
Currently replaying Pokemon Fire Red and hunting for a shiny magikarp. @nokthegoat.bsky.social and I did the math. It takes ~20 seconds per encounter. It will take ~190 hours of fishing just magikarp to have a 95% chance of a shiny appearing at some point. Send help.
November 8, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Currently replaying Pokemon Fire Red and hunting for a shiny magikarp. @nokthegoat.bsky.social and I did the math. It takes ~20 seconds per encounter. It will take ~190 hours of fishing just magikarp to have a 95% chance of a shiny appearing at some point. Send help.
Me too little buddy
November 4, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Me too little buddy
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Love having a song idea in a building with no instruments. Let me just pull out my phone and plink out some notes on garageband in a desperate attempt to try and remember it
I NEED THE MUSCLE MEMORY IN MY FINGERS NOT THIS CHEAP IMITATION
I NEED THE MUSCLE MEMORY IN MY FINGERS NOT THIS CHEAP IMITATION
November 2, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Love having a song idea in a building with no instruments. Let me just pull out my phone and plink out some notes on garageband in a desperate attempt to try and remember it
I NEED THE MUSCLE MEMORY IN MY FINGERS NOT THIS CHEAP IMITATION
I NEED THE MUSCLE MEMORY IN MY FINGERS NOT THIS CHEAP IMITATION
Like clockwork, my cat has remembered our routine. First alarm is for snuggle time, second alarm is for panicking and launching off of my tits at mach 3. Sometimes I catch the second alarm. Sometimes I don’t. 😵
November 2, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Like clockwork, my cat has remembered our routine. First alarm is for snuggle time, second alarm is for panicking and launching off of my tits at mach 3. Sometimes I catch the second alarm. Sometimes I don’t. 😵
There’s something unique about visiting the college campus where I dropped out before starting my transition in earnest. Feels like I disturbed the grave of someone I knew intimately.
November 1, 2023 at 10:56 PM
There’s something unique about visiting the college campus where I dropped out before starting my transition in earnest. Feels like I disturbed the grave of someone I knew intimately.