Librarian D
librarian-d.bsky.social
Librarian D
@librarian-d.bsky.social
This Towel Day, I will be honoring the late, great procrastinator Douglas Adams by spending the day in my dressing gown attempting to finish a writing project I meant to finish a long time ago.
May 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Me: What do we want to do with the rest of our evening? There’s some spring cleaning to do, a writing project we need to finish, we could probably use a nap…
My brain: I know! Let’s assemble a variant outfit for a cosplay character approximately six people have even heard of!
May 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“I think all country songs should be about topping.”
— my husband on the new Chappell Roan single
March 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I want my hour back.
March 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
So far it’s been an “accidentally dropped my keys in the kitchen trash” sort of morning
March 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My husband, after seeing Les Mis for the first time: “I’m just saying, you don’t spend twenty-plus years chasing the same dude for straight reasons.”
February 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I have no voice and I must cheer
February 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My husband: “I was going to ask where the Daytona 500 was and then I stopped myself”
February 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Husband: “Is that an orgy?”
Me: “It’s an underwear ad.”
Husband: “Well, they look the same when you’re not wearing your glasses!”
February 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Reposted by Librarian D
Two-thirds of Americans drink coffee every day. If Democrats can't make political hay out of TRUMP JUST PUT A 25% TAX ON YOUR COFFEE then I don't know what we're doing here.

Figure comes from the coffee people: www.ncausa.org/Newsroom/Dai...
Nearly all coffee consumed in the United States is imported, and the largest source of that coffee is Colombia. Trump is putting a 25% tax on our top source of coffee, and that tax will be passed on to American consumers
BREAKING: Trump orders 25% tariffs on all goods from Colombia after 2 deportation flights were rejected
January 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Just donated and signal boosting.
All right, y'all, something URGENT. It's going to be 11 degrees below zero here tonight; wind chills worse than -20. People die in these temps.

Our local shelter is opening to EVERYONE, including pets. A lot of folks will need transportation to get there.
January 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
New Year’s Resolutions:
1. Live.
2. Thrive.
3. Keep better track of the things I read and watch, so that assembling a retrospective “best of” list isn’t quite as much of a PITA in 2026.
January 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Reposted by Librarian D
Health insurers are increasingly interfering in care, an NBC News investigation has found.

Doctors say the stakes are highest in cancer care, when delays can be the difference between life and death.
'Would he have lived?' When insurance companies deny cancer care to patients
Health insurers are increasingly interfering in care, an NBC News investigation found. Doctors say the stakes are highest in cancer care, when delays can be the difference between life and death.
www.nbcnews.com
December 27, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Me: “You are a bad liar.”
Spouse: “I know I am, but what are you?”
Me:
Spouse: “Wait…”
December 29, 2024 at 2:03 AM
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 28, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Update: Cat has not been spotted since spouse and I went out on the day of the solstice and bought each other warm shirts. Calling this a win for not getting eaten by a giant feline out of Icelandic legend this year.
If your major gift-giving holiday was Samhain and you received new warm clothes then, does that count as “before Christmas Eve”? Asking because there’s been a Feline of Unusual Size lurking in our yard and while I’m ~83% certain it’s not the Yule Cat, we don’t want to take any chances.
December 23, 2024 at 3:02 PM
If your major gift-giving holiday was Samhain and you received new warm clothes then, does that count as “before Christmas Eve”? Asking because there’s been a Feline of Unusual Size lurking in our yard and while I’m ~83% certain it’s not the Yule Cat, we don’t want to take any chances.
December 11, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Our Thanksgiving Dinner theme this year is “Oops, All Pies!” because what we really wanted was pizza and dessert
November 28, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Attempting to make my first post on this thing. This has already involved forcibly removing the cat from the keyboard.
November 12, 2024 at 12:30 AM