MY AAA GIRLFRIEND: That’s too many fingers.
TUTORIAL TEXT: She didn’t like that. Try using L1 and R1 to increase or decrease the number of fingers.
MY AAA GIRLFRIEND: That’s not enough fingers.
*time stops*
*VFX outline shimmers around her yellow underwear*
ME, THINKING: I think she wants something, but what?
*2 seconds later*
ME, THINKING: Her underwear seems important.
*2 seconds later*
ME, THINKING: I bet I can interact with her underwear.
MY AAA GIRLFRIEND: That’s too many fingers.
TUTORIAL TEXT: She didn’t like that. Try using L1 and R1 to increase or decrease the number of fingers.
MY AAA GIRLFRIEND: That’s not enough fingers.
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My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ
My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ