lexi.⚢
@lexi.fyi
software engineer
🏳️⚧️ ⚢ • 35 • plural • poly
visually impaired 😎
🏳️⚧️ ⚢ • 35 • plural • poly
visually impaired 😎
i've watched Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children every morning since December 1st. when Kadaj cuts open the JENOVA box, i eat a small piece of chocolate
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i've watched Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children every morning since December 1st. when Kadaj cuts open the JENOVA box, i eat a small piece of chocolate
when i say I'm a "normal" woman what i mean is that I'm weak to fighting women but not very effective against rock or steel women
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
when i say I'm a "normal" woman what i mean is that I'm weak to fighting women but not very effective against rock or steel women
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Animorphs is better than The Chronicles of Narnia.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Animorphs is better than The Chronicles of Narnia.
whenever i get upset about my insomnia, my girlfriend¹ Lily² says something like "you only slept a few hours but you were zonked the whole time! i think you'll have a good amount of energy today," and it really helps 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
whenever i get upset about my insomnia, my girlfriend¹ Lily² says something like "you only slept a few hours but you were zonked the whole time! i think you'll have a good amount of energy today," and it really helps 🥰
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me: hey internet how many days does a yellow onion last
internet: onions are considered essential to cooking. but for flavor it's important to ensure thet your onions are fresh. on this page, we'll tell you everything you need to know about how to store and keep onions. in the middle ages,
internet: onions are considered essential to cooking. but for flavor it's important to ensure thet your onions are fresh. on this page, we'll tell you everything you need to know about how to store and keep onions. in the middle ages,
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
me: hey internet how many days does a yellow onion last
internet: onions are considered essential to cooking. but for flavor it's important to ensure thet your onions are fresh. on this page, we'll tell you everything you need to know about how to store and keep onions. in the middle ages,
internet: onions are considered essential to cooking. but for flavor it's important to ensure thet your onions are fresh. on this page, we'll tell you everything you need to know about how to store and keep onions. in the middle ages,
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first date idea: midnight jan 1, 1970
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
first date idea: midnight jan 1, 1970
alternate universe where His Dark Materials was the big millennial fantasy series and women always ask what your daemon's form would be
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
alternate universe where His Dark Materials was the big millennial fantasy series and women always ask what your daemon's form would be
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tactical rpgs…leveling up your dudes…nothing like it. the rush of leveling up a dude
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
tactical rpgs…leveling up your dudes…nothing like it. the rush of leveling up a dude
feeling superior to every person in my apartment complex because one of only two treadmills in the gym was still showing my stats from yesterday when I got on it today
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
feeling superior to every person in my apartment complex because one of only two treadmills in the gym was still showing my stats from yesterday when I got on it today
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i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
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She sensed my nasty aura.
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
She sensed my nasty aura.
i don't want to scroll through jokes about him all day, but I'm worried about what else I'd miss out on if I muted the word "dick" for 24 hours
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
i don't want to scroll through jokes about him all day, but I'm worried about what else I'd miss out on if I muted the word "dick" for 24 hours
oh so now we're canceling people just for *checks notes* just for...um *checks notes again* fuck hold on *drops notes on the floor* oh shit I'm sorry!! *starts crying*
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
oh so now we're canceling people just for *checks notes* just for...um *checks notes again* fuck hold on *drops notes on the floor* oh shit I'm sorry!! *starts crying*
