lexacaz.bsky.social
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27th December sketch - smelling
December 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
27th December sketch - smelling
@tsundere-emi.bsky.social Merry Christmas! I have nothing kink themed to add. I hope you are having a great holiday or whatever tradition you celebrate!
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
@tsundere-emi.bsky.social Merry Christmas! I have nothing kink themed to add. I hope you are having a great holiday or whatever tradition you celebrate!
Bombs Away by @keith-p-rein.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bombs Away by @keith-p-rein.bsky.social
This tv show asks the question: Can ghosts fuck?
October 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This tv show asks the question: Can ghosts fuck?
Fucked up that they have a Big Titty Goth Girl to catch.
The weekly Pokémon Spotlight Hour is set for Tuesday, September 16, from 6 pm to 7 pm local time.
During the hour, an increased number of Gothita will appear in the wild, and you’ll earn double XP from catching Pokémon.
Track Spotlight Hours on Leek Duck!
During the hour, an increased number of Gothita will appear in the wild, and you’ll earn double XP from catching Pokémon.
Track Spotlight Hours on Leek Duck!
October 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Fucked up that they have a Big Titty Goth Girl to catch.
Taylor Swift singing she has a bigger dick is giving delicious gender fyckery.
October 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Taylor Swift singing she has a bigger dick is giving delicious gender fyckery.
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You’re telling me there’s Glory Holes to visit, after all this time I’ve wasted on Shame Holes?!
September 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
You’re telling me there’s Glory Holes to visit, after all this time I’ve wasted on Shame Holes?!
I need the booty shorts with nuclear waste semiotics.
This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here…nothing valued is here.
This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here…nothing valued is here.
August 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I need the booty shorts with nuclear waste semiotics.
This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here…nothing valued is here.
This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here…nothing valued is here.
When I listen to the song I Fucked Yr Mo, I don’t think of my mom or your mom or any specific mom but the original perfect Platonic mom form
open.spotify.com/track/70WFvp...
open.spotify.com/track/70WFvp...
I Fucked Yr Mom
Sorry Mom · Juno Goes to the Big House · Song · 2021
open.spotify.com
June 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
When I listen to the song I Fucked Yr Mo, I don’t think of my mom or your mom or any specific mom but the original perfect Platonic mom form
open.spotify.com/track/70WFvp...
open.spotify.com/track/70WFvp...
Micro dosing fucking by kissing my wife’s beautiful bare ass while she’s brushing her teeth.
April 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Micro dosing fucking by kissing my wife’s beautiful bare ass while she’s brushing her teeth.
Yes. I didn’t actually hear her question but the answer is yes
March 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Yes. I didn’t actually hear her question but the answer is yes
Maybe I wasn’t depressed. Maybe all I needed was to get fucked in the ass and then ride my bike in the sunshine.
March 8, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Maybe I wasn’t depressed. Maybe all I needed was to get fucked in the ass and then ride my bike in the sunshine.
Them, uncultured gooners, “sauce?”
Me, a refined pervert, “I think it’s important to refer to the primary sources, as they are the raw materials of history.”
Me, a refined pervert, “I think it’s important to refer to the primary sources, as they are the raw materials of history.”
January 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Them, uncultured gooners, “sauce?”
Me, a refined pervert, “I think it’s important to refer to the primary sources, as they are the raw materials of history.”
Me, a refined pervert, “I think it’s important to refer to the primary sources, as they are the raw materials of history.”
My latest discovery is the reverse cowgirl approach. Game changer.
just invented a new way to shit
January 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
My latest discovery is the reverse cowgirl approach. Game changer.
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they say dress for the job you want but i can’t get snakes to grow out of my head
January 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
they say dress for the job you want but i can’t get snakes to grow out of my head
@ericlipton.nytimes.com how does someone working as a fart stenographer carry themselves with such smug superiority?
December 11, 2024 at 8:20 PM
@ericlipton.nytimes.com how does someone working as a fart stenographer carry themselves with such smug superiority?
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fuck work; as in, bend me over my desk, and
August 8, 2024 at 9:33 PM
fuck work; as in, bend me over my desk, and
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sorry, liberals, but THIS is the only flag i'll salute
July 6, 2024 at 5:04 PM
sorry, liberals, but THIS is the only flag i'll salute
Goals: Britney - Me
Hot body ✅✅
Bugatti ✅❌
You want a Maserati ✅❌
You want a Lamborghini ✅❌
Sip martinis ✅❌
Look hot in a bikini ✅✅
Live fancy ✅✅
Live in a big mansion ✅❌
Party in France ✅✅
Prescription:
Work Bitch ✅✅
Hot body ✅✅
Bugatti ✅❌
You want a Maserati ✅❌
You want a Lamborghini ✅❌
Sip martinis ✅❌
Look hot in a bikini ✅✅
Live fancy ✅✅
Live in a big mansion ✅❌
Party in France ✅✅
Prescription:
Work Bitch ✅✅
June 13, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Goals: Britney - Me
Hot body ✅✅
Bugatti ✅❌
You want a Maserati ✅❌
You want a Lamborghini ✅❌
Sip martinis ✅❌
Look hot in a bikini ✅✅
Live fancy ✅✅
Live in a big mansion ✅❌
Party in France ✅✅
Prescription:
Work Bitch ✅✅
Hot body ✅✅
Bugatti ✅❌
You want a Maserati ✅❌
You want a Lamborghini ✅❌
Sip martinis ✅❌
Look hot in a bikini ✅✅
Live fancy ✅✅
Live in a big mansion ✅❌
Party in France ✅✅
Prescription:
Work Bitch ✅✅
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“Have you two tried a little extreme facesitting?” - me, as a relationship counsellor
May 22, 2024 at 3:17 PM
“Have you two tried a little extreme facesitting?” - me, as a relationship counsellor
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apologies to everyone who is not horny
May 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM
apologies to everyone who is not horny
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it's mother's day in America so make sure the hot trannies you are allowed to call mommy feel as loved and pampered as they deserve today.
May 12, 2024 at 2:33 PM
it's mother's day in America so make sure the hot trannies you are allowed to call mommy feel as loved and pampered as they deserve today.