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Friendly Neighborhood Master Alan
@leveluplight.bsky.social
This is the account for Master Alan and Level Up Sabers, the only lightsaber guaranteed better than a stick. Star Wars thoughts, lightsaber news, Lightsaber sales and more.
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About me and the business. I’m still learning how to BlueSky, so any suggestions or critique are very welcome and appreciated.
For my new GI Robot followers on TikTok and elsewhere. A little tutorial. The best news is this works with many different objects.
September 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Level Up Sabers guaranteed better than a stick and a great way to start a light saber wall
September 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Follow the Drexel Dragon Jedi on other platforms for their hard work and choreography. Go to Level Up Sabers if you need a lightsaber guaranteed better than a stick.
September 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
A replacement blade can be much less emotionally expensive than calling an ex better left in the past.
September 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
September 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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The Infinity from Level Up Sabers, as always, guaranteed better than a stick.
August 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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This “sharks are sea puppies” narrative is way too easy to misinterpret. They’re wild animals, let’s be sure we treat them as such!
August 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The Infinity from Level Up Sabers, as always, guaranteed better than a stick.
August 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Gold, the instrument, durability demonstration. Lightsabers guaranteed better than a stick.
August 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Trumpetfish don't use that long mouth to make music... #LetsChangeThat
August 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Level Up savers, as always, guaranteed better than a stick. Set of Ahsoka Sabers for less than $600. 
August 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Durability demonstration with @wetinkgames.bsky.social and an explanation of heckin good doggos.
August 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Set of Ahsoka Sabers for less than $600? I can help with that, and guarantee that all sabers from Level Up Sabers are better than a stick.
August 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The Xero from Level Up Sabers. Remember you can use code Stick to save $40 off orders over $200
August 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This attack has not left me scarred or deformed. But I will continue to guarantee that Level Up Sabers are guaranteed better than a stick.
August 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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This Wobbegong is an IMPOSTER: The Goosefish. #LetsChangeThat
August 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Posted a video about the paradox of tolerance and believing in the validity of the constitution and lost some followers on YouTube. I’ll need to do more in the future in case I missed anyone. youtube.com/shorts/1oINr...
I practice the paradox of tolerance and I’ve made my peace with the paradox
YouTube video by Level Up Sabers
youtube.com
May 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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I’m a dicemaker, I’m making d20 chonks as our favors, our officiant is using the hitchhikers guide as the book for her script, and I’m carrying Anduril as a sword bouquet

Oh and we’re doing a choreographed lightsaber battle (with sabers built to hit from @leveluplight.bsky.social !)
Okay, the nerdiest thing at your wedding. Go!
STORYTIME.

At our wedding, my astronomer husband and I had a planetarium show (YES NERDS WE KNOW). The MC told everyone to get drunk first. During the show my drunk aunt-in-law shouted "SHOW US URANUS" and he had a whole BIT about how Uranus got rammed by something hard and let out a lot of gas. 😂
May 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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We tend to jump to "boys need good male role models" (instead of what the internet offers)

I'd say they also um... really need more women in their lives?

Absolutely they need men to look up to, but folks always recommend male-only spaces and uhhh you see how that might be part of the issue right?
May 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Today my heart is breaking for so many incredible artists, writers, creators and business owners who are going to suffer because of these tariffs. Today is a GREAT day to go support your favorite indie TTRPG brands and creators. Buy a book. Send a coffee. Whatever. We need to come together now.
April 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Booth 1454 at Origins Game Fair. It’s a few months away. I hope i get to see some people there.
March 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Friends that are Cat People. This may be relevant.
If you want to get YOUR CAT in OMG Cats! you should pledge soon! Only half of the slots remain!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/wet...
OMG Cats!
An indie tabletop RPG of "Cats Doin' Cat Stuff"
www.kickstarter.com
March 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Live at 7pm EST!
We will be talking about Courtrooms in the #MCU - #Daredevil #SheHulk
Our live show is presented by our show partners #ideafarm #bonescoffee and of course, @leveluplight.bsky.social
Join the fun here - www.youtube.com/live/tp39cYj...
March 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My manufacturer has finally reduced the cost on this beautiful saber. I’m passing it straight through for the lowest price I’ve ever offered The Count
March 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hello friend @gizmos you are the winner of this months saber drawing. Is it cool if I DM you so I can send you a lightsaber.
March 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM