So it goes.

every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years

Everytime the Haus of Decline lady posts a selfie a powerful psychic shockwave emanates out of my phone and yassifies everything in a 3 mile radius

Watching Star Wars and rooting for the empire because it represents law and order

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

Moon dressed up as Uranus

Learning how to draw robot for yaoi 😓😓

Me: I want a smoothie but like hot and savory

Brain:.... DO YOU MEAN SOUP

Me: I forgot about soup.

I’m watching a children’s taekwondo tournament and they’re on sparring rn. I can tell you this: I would dominate all of these children. I would AA them and rock their domes with crazy strong unstoppable pu ches.

Anyone else got a screwdriver they use for fighting off the gnomes that come out of these little doors

as it turns out, the premise that Harris and Biden were gonna pay for Palestine was the correct one. As it turns out, mangling your institutions and pouring money into Israel was actually going to strangle growth of your base