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@lethargicprimate.bsky.social
Of, causing, or characterized by lethargy. Pertaining to, affected with, or resembling, lethargy; morbidly drowsy; dull; heavy.
Any of various mammals of the order Primates, which consists of the lemurs, lorises, tarsiers, New World monkeys, Old World monk
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I would generally advise against following me. I'm not that interesting.

Also, I'm not a great fan of the ❤️ button. Not entirely sure why but please don't be offended that I don't use it. It's not you, it's me! :D

Also I tend not to follow back, but see above! Again nothing personal.
Look at the little buggers!
May 9, 2025 at 7:55 AM
If you see this post a picture of a robot.
April 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Breakfast
April 19, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I've a joke about Ea-nāṣir but it just gets complaints.
I’ve a colossal joke about Rhodes. And one about Theseus that’ll leave you amazed.
I’ve got a joke about Hephaestus, but it’s forged.
April 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Roll on grow your own teeth again and again...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
King's College scientists' lab-grown human teeth breakthrough
Scientists from King's College London manage to grow a human tooth under laboratory conditions.
www.bbc.co.uk
April 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Of course to grow lots of wool the peasants had to be thrown off the land to make room for sheep but one doesn't make a fortune without fucking up a bunch of people, I think that's the saying.
April 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This is fun :)
This is high art
April 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Reposted
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April 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Back in my day I was a lot younger 😬
Back in my day the moon just looked nicer
STOP.

are you over thirty?

yes? this is your opportunity today for a legitimate old person grumble "back in my day grumble grumble guff guff".

"Back in my day, hair bands had a little metal bit wrapped around them!"
March 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I'm rich! #eggs
March 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Apparently grey seals can sense internal oxygen levels, which, while it might seem a sensible way to regulate breathing, isn't the case in most studied mammals, including humans.
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Cognitive perception of circulating oxygen in seals is the reason they don’t drown
Marine mammals rely on maintaining sufficient blood oxygen levels while diving to prevent drowning. Generally, oxygen is cognitively imperceptible to mammals that instead sense rising carbon dioxide a...
www.science.org
March 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Perhaps a lesser known issue with AI in it's unending hunt for data. A literal if somewhat unlikely extrapolation would have the internet entirely occupied by crawlers and AI with humans forced back to analogue communication. Which might actually be good for all concerned. *sighs*
March 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
What it really wants to do it eat my hair tie...
March 22, 2025 at 10:34 AM
The Heathrow effect, planes playing naughts and crosses in the sky.
March 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I've had a plan :)

Make all the months 30 days and have a 5 day holiday between June and July (northern hemisphere) and December and January (elsewhere). Obviously leap day goes into holiday.
March 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Now writers can advertise their new work as 'not yet stolen by Facebook.'
March 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Well done Brexit!
🤔
March 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Everyone should beware the Dunning-Kruger effect.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning...
Dunning–Kruger effect - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
March 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
A win win for natural language processing and machine learning :D Cold called by a claim company robot so shared the podcast I'm listening to with it. It did understand my concern for the environment but tried to drag the 'conversation' back to car finance several times before giving up.
March 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
My day hasn't started until I've had a chicken stand on my back and shout in my ear.
March 3, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Important update.

I cracked open a jar of pasta sauce I made in 2019.

It's still good :)
February 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It looks like Mr Trump and Mr Vance feel their priorities more closely align with those of Russia rather than the country Russia invaded.
I wonder what kind of WWIII Trump was referring to during the conference? Could he be planning on invading Ukraine from the west?
Reminds me of something 🤔
February 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Really very amusing. Human creativity at work.
Also, watch the film!
February 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The crows I'm feeding in the hope of them becoming more friendly sit in the tree as far away as they can until I've put the food down and gone away. Ungrateful buggers.
February 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Red and yellow catkins against a countryside scene, in the sunshine :)
February 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM