Leo Carey
@leogcarey.bsky.social
Another idiot in America with an internet connection.
Who are all of you people, and what have you done with my horse?
Who are all of you people, and what have you done with my horse?
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we’re never returning to “normal “
that world is dead and gone
we create a new one, or we live in hell
that world is dead and gone
we create a new one, or we live in hell
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
we’re never returning to “normal “
that world is dead and gone
we create a new one, or we live in hell
that world is dead and gone
we create a new one, or we live in hell
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Upon further reflection, CBS Evening News' decision to shift away from interviewing experts and towards highlighting what regular people are saying is smart because the experts would just be screaming profanities tonight.
January 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Upon further reflection, CBS Evening News' decision to shift away from interviewing experts and towards highlighting what regular people are saying is smart because the experts would just be screaming profanities tonight.
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
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The centrists in the Senate Democratic caucus saw that the country was rallying to the party in the 2025 elections and resolved that they would do anything they could to kill that momentum.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The centrists in the Senate Democratic caucus saw that the country was rallying to the party in the 2025 elections and resolved that they would do anything they could to kill that momentum.
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The top three things Jesus was on about were feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and welcoming the stranger. Rich men have convinced so-called Christians to starve the hungry, gut health care, and deport the stranger to enrich themselves. It’s astoundingly anti-Christ.
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The top three things Jesus was on about were feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and welcoming the stranger. Rich men have convinced so-called Christians to starve the hungry, gut health care, and deport the stranger to enrich themselves. It’s astoundingly anti-Christ.
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Before coffee: I hate everybody
After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody
After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Before coffee: I hate everybody
After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody
After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody
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I listened to Kid Rock and stole my own catalytic converter!
October 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I listened to Kid Rock and stole my own catalytic converter!
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Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.
October 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.
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Hi I think there's been some mistake, I specifically asked *not* to live in interesting times
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Hi I think there's been some mistake, I specifically asked *not* to live in interesting times
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Some negotiations are harder edged than others
August 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Some negotiations are harder edged than others
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hello hello 👋 allergist here. as we get closer to fall allergy season, it might be helpful for me to share my perspective. if a patient tells me they're suffering from some kind of allergy, i usually tell them to knock it off. if that doesn't resolve matters i just tell them to stop bothering me
August 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
hello hello 👋 allergist here. as we get closer to fall allergy season, it might be helpful for me to share my perspective. if a patient tells me they're suffering from some kind of allergy, i usually tell them to knock it off. if that doesn't resolve matters i just tell them to stop bothering me
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MSNBC announces rebranding as Internet Explorer.
August 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
MSNBC announces rebranding as Internet Explorer.
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Laura Loomer as the Rasputin figure in a decaying American empire really does make total sense. An attention-addicted College Republicans washout who looks like she told her plastic surgeon "just keep going until I say stop" is our rough equivalent of a Siberian sex wizard.
August 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Laura Loomer as the Rasputin figure in a decaying American empire really does make total sense. An attention-addicted College Republicans washout who looks like she told her plastic surgeon "just keep going until I say stop" is our rough equivalent of a Siberian sex wizard.
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President Nixon is unable to comment. He is taking an urgent call from Woody Creek, Colorado. - RZ
Rick Perry, the former Texas governor and Trump energy secretary, has now dedicated his life to promoting the powerful psychedelic ibogaine.
How Rick Perry Became a Fervent Advocate for the Psychedelic Ibogaine
The former Texas governor and Trump energy secretary has now dedicated his life to promoting the powerful psychedelic ibogaine.
nyti.ms
August 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
President Nixon is unable to comment. He is taking an urgent call from Woody Creek, Colorado. - RZ
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God wasted a perfectly good penis when He gave Rick Scott a nose and ears.
Let me just get out the world's smallest violin.
Millionaire MAGA Senator Ripped After Offering Eyeroll-Worthy Defense Of Congressional Stock Trading
Cue the world's smallest violin...
www.comicsands.com
August 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
God wasted a perfectly good penis when He gave Rick Scott a nose and ears.
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starting to think we should give "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" a chance as a basis for our system of government
August 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
starting to think we should give "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" a chance as a basis for our system of government
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Cane sugar? Whatever. Trump wants to impress me, he'd get them to go back to making Coca-Cola with real cocaine.
Now, if we can just get RFK Jr. onboard...
Now, if we can just get RFK Jr. onboard...
July 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Cane sugar? Whatever. Trump wants to impress me, he'd get them to go back to making Coca-Cola with real cocaine.
Now, if we can just get RFK Jr. onboard...
Now, if we can just get RFK Jr. onboard...
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Good morning, Detroit! ☀️⚓️
Beautiful day on the river! Huge thanks to Pilot Captain John Sarns for capturing this great shot of the city we love.
Beautiful day on the river! Huge thanks to Pilot Captain John Sarns for capturing this great shot of the city we love.
July 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Good morning, Detroit! ☀️⚓️
Beautiful day on the river! Huge thanks to Pilot Captain John Sarns for capturing this great shot of the city we love.
Beautiful day on the river! Huge thanks to Pilot Captain John Sarns for capturing this great shot of the city we love.
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From stage right, unexpectedly, with the shiv.
Mike Pence: “I believe the time has come to release all the files regarding Jeffrey Epstein’s investigation and prosecution.” www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6YJwL9M/
#karma
#karma
Former Vice President Mike Pence on Wednesday called on the Trump administration to release all records related to Jeffrey Epstein's prosecution and alleged co-conspirators, saying "the time has come"...
TikTok video by cbsnews
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July 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
From stage right, unexpectedly, with the shiv.
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
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The Times is going after Mamdani as though people still read the Times.
July 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Times is going after Mamdani as though people still read the Times.
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Let this be a lesson to all future NYC politicians: If a reporter asks you if you support the Mets or the Yankees, you must choose. You can't say "Both." Voters will sniff out the pandering.
June 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Let this be a lesson to all future NYC politicians: If a reporter asks you if you support the Mets or the Yankees, you must choose. You can't say "Both." Voters will sniff out the pandering.
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Look, I voted for Bill Clinton twice, but at this point he's the uncle at Thanksgiving you tell all the cousins' new girlfriends to stay on the other side of the room from
Maybe the Clinton endorsement didn't work the way they expected?
June 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Look, I voted for Bill Clinton twice, but at this point he's the uncle at Thanksgiving you tell all the cousins' new girlfriends to stay on the other side of the room from
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Don't debate the so-called percentages here, I don't use them and don't care. The larger point is, what was Cuomo selling? Strength? You do need to give people things to vote for, and you need to show up and explain it to them.
90% of Cuomo’s campaign was focused on Israel and calling Mamdani a threat to jewish people.
90% of Mamdani’s campaign was focused on how he is going to help all New Yorkers
90% of Mamdani’s campaign was focused on how he is going to help all New Yorkers
June 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Don't debate the so-called percentages here, I don't use them and don't care. The larger point is, what was Cuomo selling? Strength? You do need to give people things to vote for, and you need to show up and explain it to them.