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@legitimate.guru
I am definitely legitimate. I am definitely a guru. Just look at my handle. Definitely an IT worker, wood worker, and parent.
Decided to start learning Mandarin. Turns out learning coffee and tea was super easy.
October 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The nice thing about listening to meetings after the fact is that you can do it at 1.5x.
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This meeting won’t end. Who schedules a meeting that goes until 5pm and then runs it over?
September 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Look at this sweet baby angel sleeping away on the couch.
August 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Literally the only patient at my doctor’s office and yet somehow they are 15 minutes late to my appointment and counting.
August 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Did you know the London Bridge is also located in the middle of Arizona? Apparently some guy bought it in the 60s and moved it.
August 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The sketchy strategy pays off again. Had some pretty good lengua and carnitas tacos.
Going with my usual strategy of going to the sketchiest restaurants. We will see how these tacos turn out.
August 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Going with my usual strategy of going to the sketchiest restaurants. We will see how these tacos turn out.
August 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Dating apps are frustrating as hell. Why are there 7 million of them, all owned by match, and all a clone of tinder?
August 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
So listening to @margaret.bsky.social about Street Medics and the fanny pack for genital protection thing was mentioned. I've heard this a few times and it seems odd to me vs just wearing an athletic cup or pelvic protector. Not sure why.
July 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I am offended. I burped. My dog got up, looked at me, and then left the room.
July 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Started listening to The Muslims and really enjoying Gentrified Chicken and Fuck These Fucking Fascists. Both albums have some amazing songs. Punch a Nazi, Fuck These Fucking Fascists, Unity, etc.
July 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The amount of tone policing from liberals is amazing. Apparently you shouldn’t call Nazis Nazis and should still empathize with them. Fuck that. How many times do I have to let someone wish for my death?
July 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My grape vines are finally covering the whole chain link fence.
June 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
All I’m asking for is for bad people to have real consequences for their actions for once. That shouldn’t be too much to ask for, right?
June 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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I'm often asked what Democratic politicians can do to learn from pro wrestling and combat Republican neokayfabe

The simplest answer to that question is just, "Practice doing Dusty Rhodes's 1985 'Hard Times' promo in front of the mirror every morning until you really MEAN it" 🗣️

#wrestlesky #polisky
June 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Got some new vinyl in the mail today from an awesome band.
June 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If it ever comes to it I hope I have as much spine as her.
WATCH: “This is f*cking kidnapping! That’s not your badge… I do have a little bit of education… get the f*ck out of here, racial profiling is illegal…”

A brave woman melts ice 🧊 💪🏽 www.instagram.com/reel/DLOWbEs...
June 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Stop bringing doggos to protests, please.
June 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.
June 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
US healthcare is a joke. Managed to get prior authorization for a medication. Now I have to figure out the $13,000 monthly copay. Hopefully I qualify for assistance.
June 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I was a medic at the Santa Ana protests in OC today.

I watched police fire tear gas, flash bangs, & rubber bullets into crowds of men, women, & children.

Other medics and I were clearly marked with red crosses, and the police were targeting us.

One of the most fucked up things I’ve ever seen.
June 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Content warning: blood, serious head injury. A woman was run down and trampled and clubbed by LAPD officers on horseback. She appears to be seriously injured and bleeding from the head as an officer drags her limp body along the pavement.
June 9, 2025 at 7:45 AM