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I am definitely legitimate. I am definitely a guru. Just look at my handle. Definitely an IT worker, wood worker, and parent.
Look at this sweet baby angel sleeping away on the couch.
August 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Did you know the London Bridge is also located in the middle of Arizona? Apparently some guy bought it in the 60s and moved it.
August 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Started listening to The Muslims and really enjoying Gentrified Chicken and Fuck These Fucking Fascists. Both albums have some amazing songs. Punch a Nazi, Fuck These Fucking Fascists, Unity, etc.
July 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The secret is to just make them so exhausted they don’t wake up for anything short of dragging them off the couch.
July 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My grape vines are finally covering the whole chain link fence.
June 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Got some new vinyl in the mail today from an awesome band.
June 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We got sprouts in my printed hydroponic tower. Not too long and it’ll be fresh salad and herbs galore.
May 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Trees are blooming and looking very pretty this year.
May 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Printing a hydroponic tower for some veggies and peppers. Just have to find a base.
April 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Gideon pretty much refuses to come in when temps are between 40 and 75.
April 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
There was a definite look of betrayal when I couldn’t stop laughing.
April 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Excuse the dirty door, the animals refuse to wash their paws before they scratch at it. Oscar wanted out so bad.
April 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Daddy daughter manicure day.
April 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
One of these days I’ll catch a break. Today is not that day. My dog sliced his paw open and I had to take him to the emergency vet. $1500 later he has stitches and cone of shame.
April 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Took the kiddo to her first hockey game last night. Minnesota Frost sadly lost to the Sirens.
March 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Tucked the dog in for his nap.
March 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you build it they will come.
March 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I started giggling like a 10 year old when I read it.
March 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Gideon spent hours playing with his cousin. We got home, he laid down, and did not move for hours. When he did move it was just to go lay in the couch instead.

#dog #dogsky
February 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

20/20

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge #BlueskyBooks
February 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

19/20

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge #BlueskyBooks
February 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Printed a new light switch cover for my daughter. She loves it.
February 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

18/20

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge #BlueskyBooks
February 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

17/20

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge #BlueskyBooks
February 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

16/20

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge #BlueskyBooks
February 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM