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@legitimate.guru
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I am definitely legitimate. I am definitely a guru. Just look at my handle. Definitely an IT worker, wood worker, and parent.
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legitimate.guru
Look at this sweet baby angel sleeping away on the couch.
A white dog with brown markings sleeping on a black couch.
August 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
legitimate.guru
Did you know the London Bridge is also located in the middle of Arizona? Apparently some guy bought it in the 60s and moved it.
The London Bridge in Arizona. A grey stone bridge consisting of multiple arches crossing a canal. In the foreground is a paved walkway.
August 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
legitimate.guru
Started listening to The Muslims and really enjoying Gentrified Chicken and Fuck These Fucking Fascists. Both albums have some amazing songs. Punch a Nazi, Fuck These Fucking Fascists, Unity, etc.
Vinyl album covers for Gentrified Chicken and Fuck These Fucking Fascists by The Muslims.
July 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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The secret is to just make them so exhausted they don’t wake up for anything short of dragging them off the couch.
A white and brown dog sleeping on a couch.
July 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
legitimate.guru
My grape vines are finally covering the whole chain link fence.
A picture of a fence taken from a distance completely covered in grape vines. In the foreground is a lawn and some abandoned garden beds.
June 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
legitimate.guru
Got some new vinyl in the mail today from an awesome band.
2 Cheap Perfume albums propped against 2 laptops. On the left is a white album cover which has the words "Nailed It" in black text in the upper right, a stylized skull in black in the upper right, and the band name "Cheap Perfume" in black at the bottom. On the right is the album cover for "Burn It Down" which features a drawing of the band in front of a drawing of green tree. Their eyes are covered in red lines and it appears as if the trees behind them are on fire. The band name "Cheap Perfume" is written across the top in white text on a black backround.
June 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
legitimate.guru
We got sprouts in my printed hydroponic tower. Not too long and it’ll be fresh salad and herbs galore.
Close up of a section of a hydroponic tower showing net pots containing rock wool and sprouts.
May 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
legitimate.guru
Trees are blooming and looking very pretty this year.
Flowers on a nectarine tree dark pink in the middle to a very light pink on the outside of the petals.
May 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
legitimate.guru
Printing a hydroponic tower for some veggies and peppers. Just have to find a base.
April 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Gideon pretty much refuses to come in when temps are between 40 and 75.
Mostly white large dog with brown ears and markings on his face and back lying on the grass in a backyard.
April 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
legitimate.guru
There was a definite look of betrayal when I couldn’t stop laughing.
Big white dog with a treat stick on his back.
April 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Excuse the dirty door, the animals refuse to wash their paws before they scratch at it. Oscar wanted out so bad.
April 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
legitimate.guru
Daddy daughter manicure day.
Two hands, a man’s which is under a girl’s. Their nails are colored with the man’s being a pastel green and the girls a pastel pink.
April 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
legitimate.guru
One of these days I’ll catch a break. Today is not that day. My dog sliced his paw open and I had to take him to the emergency vet. $1500 later he has stitches and cone of shame.
A large, white and brown dog wearing a clear plastic e-collar. The dog is lying down on brown carpet and his rear paw is visible but wrapped in a large bandage.
April 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
legitimate.guru
Took the kiddo to her first hockey game last night. Minnesota Frost sadly lost to the Sirens.
March 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
legitimate.guru
Tucked the dog in for his nap.
March 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
legitimate.guru
If you build it they will come.
Suicide Coaster
March 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
legitimate.guru
I started giggling like a 10 year old when I read it.
March 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
legitimate.guru
Gideon spent hours playing with his cousin. We got home, he laid down, and did not move for hours. When he did move it was just to go lay in the couch instead.

#dog #dogsky
February 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
legitimate.guru
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

20/20

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge #BlueskyBooks
February 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
legitimate.guru
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

19/20

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge #BlueskyBooks
February 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
legitimate.guru
Printed a new light switch cover for my daughter. She loves it.
February 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
legitimate.guru
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

18/20

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge #BlueskyBooks
February 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
legitimate.guru
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

17/20

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge #BlueskyBooks
February 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
legitimate.guru
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

16/20

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge #BlueskyBooks
February 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM