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@legitimate.guru
I am definitely legitimate. I am definitely a guru. Just look at my handle. Definitely an IT worker, wood worker, and parent.
The slo-mo scenes are so pretty even when they are grotesque.
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The slo-mo scenes are so pretty even when they are grotesque.
It is the first movie in a while where I had to actually look away. The body horror aspect is just so uncomfortable at times.
October 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It is the first movie in a while where I had to actually look away. The body horror aspect is just so uncomfortable at times.
They have zero issues gassing and assaulting peaceful leftist protests. How they react to Nazi protests is telling as to where their allegiance is.
August 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
They have zero issues gassing and assaulting peaceful leftist protests. How they react to Nazi protests is telling as to where their allegiance is.
What is 911 going to do besides send cops who either will do nothing or side with ICE. People need to realize that the police are on capital’s side, not the people’s.
July 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
What is 911 going to do besides send cops who either will do nothing or side with ICE. People need to realize that the police are on capital’s side, not the people’s.
The secret is to just make them so exhausted they don’t wake up for anything short of dragging them off the couch.
July 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The secret is to just make them so exhausted they don’t wake up for anything short of dragging them off the couch.
Some states have made it a crime to pass out water to people waiting in line to vote. Others have made it a crime to provide food/drink to homeless people.
The cruelty and suffering is the point.
The cruelty and suffering is the point.
July 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Some states have made it a crime to pass out water to people waiting in line to vote. Others have made it a crime to provide food/drink to homeless people.
The cruelty and suffering is the point.
The cruelty and suffering is the point.
Why is it so hard to find artists that aren’t pieces of shit?
Seems like for every Terry Pratchett or Weird Al there are 10 Neil Gaiman or R Kelly.
Seems like for every Terry Pratchett or Weird Al there are 10 Neil Gaiman or R Kelly.
June 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Why is it so hard to find artists that aren’t pieces of shit?
Seems like for every Terry Pratchett or Weird Al there are 10 Neil Gaiman or R Kelly.
Seems like for every Terry Pratchett or Weird Al there are 10 Neil Gaiman or R Kelly.
My money is on taxes, zoning, or some combination of the two.
June 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My money is on taxes, zoning, or some combination of the two.