Like ik that the US is basically an at-will country, sure but sitting here in my not-quite-so-cushy sub-statutory rights position in Caerdydd it’s still a metric shitshow

(Additionally Caerdydd = Cardiff, just the Welsh spelling. There. You learnt something today 😈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿)

Watching the US government jobs meltdown as a literal employment lawyer is certainly something

Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?

Lawyer struggles: CLIENTS 🤦🏼‍♀️

I would not tell anyone if I had won the lottery, but there would be signs.

Bastard.

Several million - mainly British - tweeters have joined Bluesky in the past 48 hours, but less than 2 thousand have followed me and quite frankly I think this is a disgraceful showing and you should all up your game

Inevitably the same people who lost their shit over Starmer receiving a free concert ticket are now losing their minds because he turned down free membership of a golf course.

My word of the day (and personal recommendation) is ‘snerdling’ (18th century): nestling cosily beneath the covers and holding off the day a little longer.

Morning.

Typical onion to make every headline in every other newspaper on the planet sound like an onion article 😂 www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...

Lmao so is this really just going to be the whole Twitter thing where I stop using it for like a year only to get pulled in bc my friends are all switching over

yeah hi new here where do i go for the shitposters and debauchery

President Venn Diagram xkcd.com/2962

I’m having a contest with my housemates to see who can come up with the most unsexy names to moan in bed

So far I’ve come up with Reginald, Dudley, Winston, and Herbert. Need more

It’s a GREAT look to say things like this when like 20% of the children in your constituency are growing up in poverty. I’m really fancying the Tories’ chances in this race

@justinkenta.bsky.social YA HAPPY NOW?!

We are the sons of the monsters you couldn’t mash

After waiting nearly a literal year I FINALLY have an account on here 😭❤️