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greg abbott’s enemy no. 1
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she/her | shares ≠ endorsement | texas ex | employment law? sorry, i dont know her
Like ik that the US is basically an at-will country, sure but sitting here in my not-quite-so-cushy sub-statutory rights position in Caerdydd it’s still a metric shitshow

(Additionally Caerdydd = Cardiff, just the Welsh spelling. There. You learnt something today 😈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿)
Watching the US government jobs meltdown as a literal employment lawyer is certainly something
February 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Watching the US government jobs meltdown as a literal employment lawyer is certainly something
February 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Lawyer struggles: CLIENTS 🤦🏼‍♀️
November 18, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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I would not tell anyone if I had won the lottery, but there would be signs.
November 16, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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Bastard.
November 16, 2024 at 11:55 AM
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Several million - mainly British - tweeters have joined Bluesky in the past 48 hours, but less than 2 thousand have followed me and quite frankly I think this is a disgraceful showing and you should all up your game
November 16, 2024 at 11:10 AM
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Inevitably the same people who lost their shit over Starmer receiving a free concert ticket are now losing their minds because he turned down free membership of a golf course.
November 16, 2024 at 9:05 AM
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My word of the day (and personal recommendation) is ‘snerdling’ (18th century): nestling cosily beneath the covers and holding off the day a little longer.

Morning.
November 16, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Typical onion to make every headline in every other newspaper on the planet sound like an onion article 😂 www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...
The Onion buys conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’
Satirical news outlet purchases media platform run by Alex Jones at a court-ordered auction
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Lmao so is this really just going to be the whole Twitter thing where I stop using it for like a year only to get pulled in bc my friends are all switching over
November 8, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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yeah hi new here where do i go for the shitposters and debauchery
July 23, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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President Venn Diagram xkcd.com/2962
July 23, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I’m having a contest with my housemates to see who can come up with the most unsexy names to moan in bed

So far I’ve come up with Reginald, Dudley, Winston, and Herbert. Need more
October 23, 2023 at 10:17 PM
It’s a GREAT look to say things like this when like 20% of the children in your constituency are growing up in poverty. I’m really fancying the Tories’ chances in this race
October 18, 2023 at 8:33 AM
October 18, 2023 at 8:04 AM
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We are the sons of the monsters you couldn’t mash
October 17, 2023 at 10:20 PM
After waiting nearly a literal year I FINALLY have an account on here 😭❤️
October 18, 2023 at 8:01 AM