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If you have magic then use it | Nothing to lose but control | 🎄
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Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)
December 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)
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2024: A Year in Pictures
December 31, 2024 at 11:34 AM
2024: A Year in Pictures
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With the Ghost Stories for Christmas season edging ever closer, here's a list of my FAVOURITE BRIT TELLY HORROR THINGS that I put together last year...
November 24, 2024 at 12:59 PM
With the Ghost Stories for Christmas season edging ever closer, here's a list of my FAVOURITE BRIT TELLY HORROR THINGS that I put together last year...
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November 22, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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From this week's 'Fruit and Veg Movies' image challenge on b3ta.
Might need clicking to see the full image.
Might need clicking to see the full image.
November 22, 2024 at 1:46 PM
From this week's 'Fruit and Veg Movies' image challenge on b3ta.
Might need clicking to see the full image.
Might need clicking to see the full image.
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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
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What's the stupidest thing you ever got in trouble for? I have... a few, some of which I've detailed here before.
But you might not have heard about the time the Daily Mail did a bullet-point scare job on me in 2016, because I tricked Selfridges staff into printing rude words on some Nutella jars.
But you might not have heard about the time the Daily Mail did a bullet-point scare job on me in 2016, because I tricked Selfridges staff into printing rude words on some Nutella jars.
November 21, 2024 at 12:58 PM
What's the stupidest thing you ever got in trouble for? I have... a few, some of which I've detailed here before.
But you might not have heard about the time the Daily Mail did a bullet-point scare job on me in 2016, because I tricked Selfridges staff into printing rude words on some Nutella jars.
But you might not have heard about the time the Daily Mail did a bullet-point scare job on me in 2016, because I tricked Selfridges staff into printing rude words on some Nutella jars.